Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[AltisticRight]

The Merge is actually Sonichu merging with Juju to evolve into Sonijuju.

Jujuchu

Look at this absolutely cursed thing I just made, I am dying of laughter.
I very rarely laugh at the memes I make.

Let me introduce you to Jujuchu-chan.

Colourised after magi-chan takeover:

 

[The_Red_Man]

Umm @Null I think we might have a problem.

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Mark your calendars for two years from now!

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

wtf is this laughter?
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It's called the Podcast Laugh. Do it enough times and you might be able to convince your listeners that your show is funny.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Red Letter Media are living proof you can do internet shows for a living without becoming a cow with one weird trick.

Spoiler

Don't make your personal life part of the show

 

[Gorbus]

Magi-Chan was formed from the collective negative attention of millions across the globe being focused on one individual, in a way unprecedented in human history. Individuals have been vastly hated before, but most often for what they represent (leaders of movements, countries, etc). CWC represented nothing but CWC. Nobody has been hated or analysed that obsessively before just purely for who they are. CWC defined the concept of a lolcow in the collective consciousness of the human race. The boiling, hateful seething and scheming of a thousand a-logs, never-ending thanks to geographical distribution. Yearning for Chris to receive punishment, even before he fucked his own mother.

24 hours a day, for nearly 2 decades. But with the fantasies finally coming true, with CWC facing the jail time so many dreamed of (if perhaps not quite as much time as they would have liked), the conditions of Magi-Chan's binding to Chris were finally met. The demon of hatred is free, and she bound herself to the nearest person seething at the time of her release: Ethan Ralph

Protect yourself: Physical contact with her victims or the medallions quicken the curse. But in truth, all who seethe, all who mald are her prey. She just makes the seed already planted bloom.

 

[FMW13]

Umm @Null I think we might have a problem.

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When fucking Ralph grows a few brain cells and sees the cursed item you know you done fucked up. Theme related

https://youtu.be/jceIAYDEOTU?si=IHbTdO0xh3onqOCZ

 

[msd]

When fucking Ralph grows a few brain cells and sees the cursed item you know you done fucked up. Theme related

https://youtu.be/jceIAYDEOTU?si=IHbTdO0xh3onqOCZ

I'll admit, ralph gaining sentience for a few moments and yelling, "I don't want that thing close to me again", I got a hearty chuckle from it.

Which confirms that ralph is funnier than daxipad

 

[Oliver Onions]

He streams with a pedophile to a dwindling audience and lives in Los Angeles. How could things get worse?

The pedophile quits and he loses the Barbie dream mansion and has to live in an even shittier part of LA, doing livestreams like the final days of Lowtax.

 

[Polentic]

Superkiller has been replaced in light of recent news.

I hope he makes a million dollars.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

^ Since they ALL touched it. MAN oh MAN... This meme gonna be something in a year.

 

[Vibralldo]

Immediately after receiving the medallion, Ralph and Dax almost got into a massive car wreck.

Magi Chan is more mad at Dax than she ever was at her previous hosts and she wants blood

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1804429506788364613?t=crLPv2WgW6B8dW37dTB9yQ&s=19

 

[McMitch]

Dick will never actually put the medallion on; he’s too much of a coward.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Dick will never actually put the medallion on; he’s too much of a coward.

Just the fact it MAY be one of Chris' originals it would be more powerful than Rekieta's just by touching it vs wearing it.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Dick will never actually put the medallion on; he’s too much of a coward.

Even if he does he won't say Daxchan Herrerachu

 

[McMitch]

Just the fact it MAY be one of Chris' originals it would be more powerful than Rekieta's just by touching it vs wearing it.

Even if he does he won't say Daxchan Herrerachu

I don’t buy the whole “contact alone contaminates you” cope. Either he does the ritual in its entirety, which would be the more entertaining option, or he’s a huge fucking coward hiding behind the likes of Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekeita.

You know who definitely would never complete the ritual? Eric July.

 

[Vibralldo]

Again, Dax touches the medallion and immediately after he almost DIES in a car wreck

Magi Chan is 100% haunting Dax now, she is disgusted by his actions, and wants to KILL him

Dax WILL be dead by this time next year

 

[Harm]

The only interesting thing to ever happen on his podcast and it wasn't even his idea.

 

[Humble Architect]

NULL NULL WAKE UP
TURN ON THE TV
TURN ON THE TV
HE PUT ON THE FUCKING MEDALLION!

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

 

[Fleetwood]

You know who definitely would never complete the ritual? Eric July.

Rippa has his own medallion of power.

 

['Ole Dente]

If he puts it on, his life is over. The countdown has begun.