Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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SovCit is Pat's true path and final form. Pat will lose in court and his persecution complex will flip into overdrive. He'll turn into a freeman on the land, quote the most antiquated common law, and stipulate that his tresspass and expired licence will not prevent him from travelling with his V6 Mustang onto the courthouse steps demanding restitution. Let's just hope there is a P. Barnes in close proximity when this all goes down.

 

[Judge Holden]

The oinking continues, the gay porn assassin has clearly irked the Pat Most Porcine

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

ACT OF ATHLETICISM

"Simply completing a half marathon in any time is an act of athleticism"

No way he's saying that. An average person in reasonable condition can do it in about 2 or 3 hours. It's be like if he was a pencil pusher in the army and demanded the same respect purple heart recipients got.

Every time I think he's said the dumbest thing possible, he fires up xitter and proves me wrong.

 

[AprilRains]

SovCit is Pat's true path and final form. Pat will lose in court and his persecution complex will flip into overdrive. He'll turn into a freeman on the land, quote the most antiquated common law, and stipulate that his tresspass and expired licence will not prevent him from travelling with his V6 Mustang onto the courthouse steps demanding restitution. Let's just hope there is a P. Barnes in close proximity when this all goes down.

Just imagine the shitty Killdozer he'd build. It would fall apart before he ever get it on the road. This is a man to whom headlight lens cleaner is a mystery.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

An escapee from a Milwaukee restaurant no doubt.

https://www.wuwm.com/regional/2018-01-26/dining-with-dolphins-remembering-milwaukees-most-unusual-restaurant

Nah... Pat would never go there.. that's Tommy Tomlinson's old stomping grounds
Used to be a public bathhouse until Ol' Tommy Two Suck
became too brazen in his public debauchery.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The oinking continues, the gay porn assassin has clearly irked the Pat Most Porcine
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I would unitronically love to see one of the ONA boys book time in his AirBnB, show up wearing a "No child" shirt with Fatricks face on it and a MAGA hat, and video the results. Yes that would be cow-tipping, which we don't do, but they have different rules/culture and since there's nothing illegal about it Patricia's only choices would be to try and cancel the booking then and there, would cause issues with AirBnB, or just seethe for the entire booking. Either way the shit show woukd be hilarious to watch.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i can't handle the increasingly unhinged conspiracies and coping & seething Fat Rick is developing about Leslie. first she was a mere participant in the activities of the stalkers, but now she is a "useful idiot" that the stalker childs have groomed into aiding their cause. this is the best shit he's done in 2024 so far (the MPD lawsuit aside, we need to see more first) because he's digging real deep to find more crap to fling at her and he's getting absolutely slaughtered.

 

[Maude Snew]

Just imagine the shitty Killdozer he'd build. It would fall apart before he ever get it on the road. This is a man to whom headlight lens cleaner is a mystery.

Wrong as always, stalker. Fat Rick needs no Killdozer. He is the Killdozer. Sometimes unreasonable men must gain an even more unreasonable amount of weight. Enjoy getting stuck in a basement.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Enjoy getting stuck in a basement.

Wrong yet again, foolish little stalker tyke. That fate is reserved exclusively for Fatrick's pepperoni ingredients, a group to which you clearly belong based on your monumental ignorance. Wait for the grinder.

 

[FinnSven]

I would unitronically love to see one of the ONA boys book time in his AirBnB, show up wearing a "No child" shirt with Fatricks face on it and a MAGA hat, and video the results. Yes that would be cow-tipping, which we don't do, but they have different rules/culture and since there's nothing illegal about it Patricia's only choices would be to try and cancel the booking then and there, would cause issues with AirBnB, or just seethe for the entire booking. Either way the shit show woukd be hilarious to watch.

Especially if Fatrick snaps and assaults this guy.

Assaulting an Air BnB guest will ruin his rating.

 

[Antikythera mechanism]

Just clicked over to the Humble Store and laughed because I am a child:
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get the stalker bundle, child

 

[Tablet County]

get the stalker bundle, child

Enjoy Ukraine, stalker child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Presenting the AI pigdozer!



Hmm this is kinda badass I should build one in the backyard. Habitat for humanity wouldn’t be able to move it!

 

[CervixHammer]

Guy who spends all day tweeting at children doesn't like being called a pedo.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Guy who spends all day tweeting at children doesn't like being called a pedo.

No, stalker child, tweeting at children all day does not make me a pedophile. No, child, I am not a pedophile. And no, stalker child, you don’t get to call me one just because I show pedophilic traits.

Enjoy prison.

 

[Thé au lait]

I had Pat "Nooo child"ing Josiah on a loop as my ring tone but I've had to change it because one of the guys was in my office when it went off and he asked me

"why do you have soundclips from a gay porn as your ring tone?"

So I had to explain Pat and his troubles, Norm/11, him paying 83K for losing a lawsuit, and of course his obsession with the assassin Bob Gayporn.
We have a new Pat Poster.

TYFYS, I woke up my girlfriend laughing at this and now she thinks Fats is a Catalina actor, since she's only vaguely aware of who he is

Badgers pics always cheer me up, I don't know why they make Pat so angry.

He really wanted to make Gordon Ramsay's gay midget look-like pornstar into pepperoni, but the badger stole that opportunity from him. He's never forgiven their kind to this very day.

 

[Billy Bong]

I would unitronically love to see one of the ONA boys book time in his AirBnB, show up wearing a "No child" shirt with Fatricks face on it and a MAGA hat, and video the results. Yes that would be cow-tipping, which we don't do, but they have different rules/culture and since there's nothing illegal about it Patricia's only choices would be to try and cancel the booking then and there, would cause issues with AirBnB, or just seethe for the entire booking. Either way the shit show woukd be hilarious to watch.

In person he would eat it for those sweet BnB bucks. What else could he do? On Twitter he would have a hissy fit and get torn apart by the pest. What else could he do?

 

[Neveragain69]

Breaking my lifelong lurking streak to share some highlights from an old Reddit AMA Pat did (Live / Archive):

Spoiler: Absolute Gold

#1: Patrick is a trans alien egg waiting to be cracked

#2: "Oh, I'm a Greek god, by the way"

#3: 1461 days since Total Piggy Victory and the complete vanquishment of the stalker childs (Never paid a penny, stalker)

#4: Classically conservative

 

[Post Reply]

I don't need a Palantir to be skeptical of Ms Zebrak's claim. But it seems weird to pretend to be a part of another ethnic group. Is this that transracialism I keep hearing about?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

"Simply completing a half marathon in any time is an act of athleticism"

No way he's saying that. An average person in reasonable condition can do it in about 2 or 3 hours. It's be like if he was a pencil pusher in the army and demanded the same respect purple heart recipients got.

Every time I think he's said the dumbest thing possible, he fires up xitter and proves me wrong.

Reminder (cross-thread warning):
Daniel Larson, a homeless and mentally disabled schitzo-cow, completed a FULL marathon in Colorado last year.
(and he didn't cheat, unlike Titty-TwoChins)
-just because the entry was free, and he wanted the participation medal.