Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

how much does rackets lawyer fucking hate him right now, everytime he streams he just makes his lawyer's job so much harder. that being said, I will say his streams have improved drastically.

 

[Edward Teach]

how much does rackets lawyer fucking hate him right now, everytime he streams he just makes his lawyer's job so much harder. that being said, I will say his streams have improved drastically.

Well hopefully the guy gets paid in advanced or has a huge retainer. Guy has to know he has a loosing case going in to this. We may even seen where he withdraws.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

how much does rackets lawyer fucking hate him right now, everytime he streams he just makes his lawyer's job so much harder. that being said, I will say his streams have improved drastically.

Which one? He has at least three of them, one each for his civil, criminal, and CHIPS cases, and not counting any of Kayla's attorneys.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Which one? He has at least three of them, one each for his civil, criminal, and CHIPS cases, and not counting any of Kayla's attorneys.

does it make a difference?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Which one? He has at least three of them, one each for his civil, criminal, and CHIPS cases, and not counting any of Kayla's attorneys.

Should we start a betting pool for which one attempts to kill him first?

 

[RotPockets]

The most prominent example that comes to mind was when he said he was going to "a beach out west" and it turned out to be Hedonism II again (located on the western coast of Jamaica).

In hindsight when they got back from Hedonism II Nick got that “I will be us” tattoo and Kayla got this one, seems a little too on the Nose.

I have a feeling he was just straight up told by somebody, and I have some guesses as to which group of people in particular might have shared Rekieta's "reputation" with him.

Pretty sure he got off on hiding in the open, especially now that Coomalot exposed his longstanding proclivity for whores and Nick’s outburst about going to Minneapolis for ‘Happy Ending’ massages.

Nick Rekieta drunkenly discussing the fact that he has so many phone numbers from strippers who offer "escort services":

"Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great."

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Uh oh! Good thing Nick admitted he was blackout drunk for that stream, so he probably doesn't remember saying that.

I don't know Sean's Farms account, but congrats on predicting exactly what Nick's response would be!

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He was becoming quite notorious at the Gay 90s as the dimwitted yokel heading into town looking for some action using his blown out goblina as bait.

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[TexOffender]

Rekieta fishing trip

 

[macrodegenerate]

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Rekieta fishing trip

Censor the faces in the future please. It's not a rule, but we have standards here. We are not the kill stream.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

In hindsight when they got back from Hedonism II Nick got that “I will be us” tattoo and Kayla got this one, seems a little too on the Nose.

I don't think I've seen this one before, I hate to sound like a faggot but do you have a source?
The queen of spades tattoo is a dead giveaway that she likes nigger dick

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

how much does rackets lawyer fucking hate him right now, everytime he streams he just makes his lawyer's job so much harder. that being said, I will say his streams have improved drastically.

On the bright side, Nick's prosecutor must be absolutely delighted.
"Yes Nick, keep making my job of locking your ass up easier."

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

At least Gundam is funnier than Coomalot. So he has that going for him, which is nice.

Is he? I find him annoying af tbh, it shows he barely has any life experience and next to nothing going for him aside from youtube. Maybe I'm just old

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I am fortunate enough not to have had any direct experience with addicts, but it dawns on me that Rackets is what people are talking about when they talk about addicts and addict behavior.

I can try, in my head, to walk a mile in his Balldo. I understand not wanting to go to prison. I understand not wanting to publicly admit crimes and misdeeds. But he knows what he did. He knows we know what he did. He live-streamed his descent. Everyone who watched saw his Coke and booze habits develop. Obviously he’d be retarded to admit this; but he’s insane to deny it. He could refuse to talk about it. He could make a vaguely-contrite, non-incriminating statement. He could shut the fuck up. Instead he does the worst thing possible and broadcasts his weird impotent seething to God, the Farms, and every LEO and KCHHS employee looking to nail his ass. There were so many ways he could have chosen to handle the situation and he picked this. He’s torching any chance of a comeback or YouTube Redemption arc, and for what? Nigga needs to admit he’s powerless over alcohol and his life has become unmanageable.

 

[RotPockets]

I don't think I've seen this one before, I hate to sound like a faggot but do you have a source?
The queen of spades tattoo is a dead giveaway that she likes nigger dick

That part was a joke. I was alluding to his performance anxiety and the “worst day of his life” when he sobbed in a corner watching Kayla get spit-roasted by the Jamaican “Entertainment Directors”.

Nick: We should try swinging, it will be fun for us.
(Nick’s dick goes limp)
Kayla: Well, I guess “I will be us”.
*cue laugh track*
(screen warps in to the shape of a Balldo dangling limply before falling off screen like Home Improvement; while the sounds of Kayla grunting like Tim Allen plays in the background)

 

[feral cat #6385]

Censor the faces in the future please. It's not a rule, but we have standards here. We are not the kill stream.

Pretty sure it's just a meme and those aren't Rekieta kids.

That part was a joke.

Are you sure?

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Censor the faces in the future please. It's not a rule, but we have standards here. We are not the kill stream.

That's a public picture from unrelated people that's in news articles now, not related to Rackets in any way.

Spoiler: Offtopic

Does anyone else love the influx of backseat jannies that exist within the reddit refuges that joined during or post covid?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

That part was a joke.

oh excuse me for missing it lol

while I was searching for it I did find this though

We are now a foot porn stream.

Scratch that, we are now watching anime vikings.

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[Mandatory User Name]

If Nick is stupid enough to be using again and gets raided, even with just a few grams of Cocaine, does his defence of being a first time Felon/criminal go completely out the window? does only the second charge get hit with a repeat felony? does it become a separate charge or added onto the 26 grams? The Prosecution are likely watching him and also reading this thread (Hi Guys) so Nick really needs to stop playing with fire.

If he insists on going online and streaming then he needs to delete his twitter and all social media accounts and then stop responding to questions about his own life and circumstances, then go back to painstakingly reading through court cases with a bit of humour thrown in like he used to, or heck he can even just do Lawyer react content and stream trials.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Does anyone else love the influx of backseat jannies that exist within the reddit refuges that joined during or post covid?

Censoring the faces and names of children has always been a standard of the site. Dating back to 2016. One of the most common reasons for an established cow thread being deleted was due to the subject being underage. The user who posted the pic joined in 2019. It doesn't come up often, so I didn't think he knew. Plus I didn't know the image was public.

 

[feral cat #6385]

oh excuse me for missing it lol

while I was searching for it I did find this though

Oh I just threw up in my mouth. The bitch even tatted up her feet.

Does anyone else love the influx of backseat jannies that exist within the reddit refuges that joined during or post covid?

I'm going to tear a rotator cuff hurling trash cans. Rekeita's situation has brought us some real beauts. And people tilting at windmills.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

According to Itsagundam, Nick's not been doing this for months, he (Gundam) claims he's known about Nick doing this for years.

He didn't know shit. Speculated like the rest of us. He says in that same burnout " I was a somebody once" way he always does. Wasn't hard as Nick was letting out more smoke the past 2 years than Dresden in February of '45.

Nick getting cucked rumors started as jokes when Drex appeared to talk about bulls and cucks. It went into over drive when Drex was MIA for 20 out of 24 hours during the 24hour stream. Every super chat was "Bruh Drex is doing your wife xD". That was nearly 4 years now.

Starts 1 min in for those interested.