Do americans really not butter their bread?

[Dyn]

Australia is a respectable and legitimate country that deserves to be recognised as such on the world stage an- oh hold on nm we're erecting a monument to the time our national leader shat his pants at a McDonalds.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

McDonalds.

That's the last straw mate, I'm telling Home Affairs to deport you.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

But if you try and serve me a fresh made BLT with butter instead of a quality mayo I'm going to look at you funny.

Don't be ignorant - we make our BLT's with butter and mayonnaise.

This entire thread is making me think no American has ever had a fresh baguette with salted butter. Then again, your butter is shit, it's not even the right colour. Cows are meant to eat grass, imbeciles.

@Dyn @Mr Bones Wild Ride
You two niggers are doing the Lord's work. Much love.

 

[OrionBalls]

Anyone who mayo's their toast is a fat fuck, but no, Americans don't typically use butter on their sandwiches

My BLT begs to differ.

 

[Dyn]

That's the last straw mate, I'm telling Home Affairs to deport you.

Alright, there's only one way to settle this. Name the macca's carpark and 1v1 me cunt.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

Alright, there's only one way to settle this. Name the macca's carpark and 1v1 me cunt.

Engadine Macca's, 20th of September @ 10pm

Come catch these hands cunt.
And try not to shit yourself.

 

[Dyn]

Engadine Macca's, 20th of September @ 10pm

Come catch these hands cunt.
And try not to shit yourself.

It's on. Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

It's on. Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want.

I'm bringing some Samoans from work

You're fucked champ

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I'm bringing some Samoans from work

An obvious lie. - No-one who lives in Engadine has a job.

 

[User Account Samsara]

I said "English-speaking", which obviously precludes Americans.

Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga!*

*Editor's Note: unfortunately I was unable to translate this into Arabic for the rest of the "Anglosphere"

 

[RyePonic]

mayo only makes sense if you're making a sandwich with meat or something, butter if fine for everything else