Lolcow Prism42 / Martin Edward Walker / PriapismTV / Thegreatmartin - Ween, Cowtipper, Failed Youtuber, Clout chaser, Made a video with EDP445 to "expose a pedophile", Accidentally posted his address to own the haters

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It must be fucking Eid with all these Halal OPs dropping recently. Inshallah!

Great job on the OP so far, this is just more proof the Sonichu demon and curse are real.
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The moment Blue spike told Chris to shove that medallion up his ass turned Crayola model magic™ into physical form of warp energies, Christorical artifacts corrupt and damn souls for all eternity. There's a reason why inquisition alone handle these things and prevent weak souls unleashing hell on earth and corrupt everything. Price of weenery is eternal torment, death would be mercy.

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"Guys, guys, I finally made it... All that effort and hard work has paid off at last... I'm finally FAMOUS on the INTERNET!"
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PS2 Nishiki said:
If you zoom into the phone screenshot, you can see some porn image on his phone, I see we're into Japanese Cow girls. @Prism42
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You could have just bookmarked you fucking coomer LMAO
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Birthday is March 28th, 2000. He based on recent photos, he likely still lives with his parents.
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He doesn't look like a mature adult at all, dude looks like fucking Sheldon :story:

Happy to witness the creation of yet another cow. As I have said before @Prism42 I am down to collaborate with you and improve your content. There is even a way to resolve this issue, just give me a PM and I will help you out.
 
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Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo said:
Archiving his shitty fan fiction
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Where did you find that first story? I checked his Fanfiction.Net page and only the Capri Sun and Twinkie stories are there and they have completely different "Published" dates (both from January 2016). Archive.Today and GhostArchive are both failing to archive these, but there's a Wayback Machine archive from back in 2018 which I ran through Archive.Today successfully.

I'm inclined to believe these are him as evidenced by the incessant use of "I" statements in the Capri Sun story.
 
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Where did you find that first story? I checked his Fanfiction.Net page and only the Capri Sun and Twinkie stories are there and they have completely different "Published" dates (both from January 2016). Archive.Today and GhostArchive are both failing to archive these, but there's a Wayback Machine archive from back in 2018 which I ran through Archive.Today successfully.

I'm inclined to believe these are him as evidenced by the incessant use of "I" statements in the Capri Sun story.
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He's been trying to attention whore himself out to Lolcows for years.
 
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Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo said:
He's been trying to attention whore himself out to Lolcows for years.
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Imagine ever doing this. Lolcows are to be laughed at, not to interact with. A lot of them are gross and trying to befriend them says a lot about you, especially if it's someone like Nikocado Avocado.
 
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Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo said:
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He's been trying to attention whore himself out to Lolcows for years.
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Appreciate the source. Fictionpress resists archival through Archive.Today, GhostArchive, or Wayback Machine; good thing there's the 2018 capture of the Fanfiction.Net page which shows the original publishing date of the two stories, as it shows he's been doing this shit since he was 15 years old, a decade ago.

Twitter update! He's STILL trying to reply-guy his way into relevancy as of an hour ago:

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"Stop defending him!" His reading comprehension is garbage as he misinterprets Nicholas the Oreos' tweet as defending Chris Tyson when he's doing the opposite. He's been carrying on this fruitless Twitter slapfight for days now:

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It's not a mystery how this dude is failing to pickup traction. He's a flailing retard. "You sound like NAMBLA meeting" makes no sense as a retort when the person's point (even if it's a retarded point) is that Chris Tyson repented. He has no wherewithal to navigate any discourse. Comes across as an unhinged bigot.

In another Twitter slapfight, people rightfully point out that EDP445 is a pedo and his involvement is self-serving, so Martin Walker turns around and calls THEM the pedophiles for their criticism (I'm noticing a pattern here):

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If EDP445 has nothing to do with this then why are you latching onto him to boost your content? Lilbro is so tilted he's completely lost the plot and will call you a pedophile for pointing out how much of a retard he's been. Calling random people a pedophile over this shit undermines your accusations of pedophilia against Chris Tyson.
 
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Markass the Worst said:
Imagine ever doing this. Lolcows are to be laughed at, not to interact with. A lot of them are gross and trying to befriend them says a lot about you, especially if it's someone like Nikocado Avocado.
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I can't imagine being that desperate for attention. Plus it means he sees these people as some sort of celebrities, that will somehow IMPROVE his social status and popularity. Any normal, sane person sees these people for what they are... freaks. Which is why we are all here, to point and laugh at the freakshow. Not worship them like this retard. He's even willing to throw away all morals and stand side by side with pedophiles as long as it brings him attention
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
I think he's a Greek diaspora mixed with some sort of Anglo. @Prism42 Show us your 23andMe results!
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I don't think he's figured out how to check his notifications or his profile yet. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion he's not even aware of this thread yet, just his content on the Hall of Shame thread that he was first outed as a faggot on. None of his activities are on this thread or his profile.
 
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