Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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break these cuffs said:
There has been $1500+ sitting in one of Austin's old litecoin wallets since February. I know he's switched them for no real discernable reason before. Do casinos ever try to control these wallets or is the simplest answer the truth and he's just an idiot who loses his passwords and doesn't setup recovery?

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Send Austin a message about it. He may turn it into tens of thousands and have you to thank. We could have a stream where he tells us his other passwords so we can all guess what it might be. Could be fun.
 
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break these cuffs said:
There has been $1500+ sitting in one of Austin's old litecoin wallets since February. I know he's switched them for no real discernable reason before. Do casinos ever try to control these wallets or is the simplest answer the truth and he's just an idiot who loses his passwords and doesn't setup recovery?

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I distinctly remember him losing access to one of his wallets in the past, it may have been this one. It could have had something to do with him breaking a previous phone and losing 2FA but I'm not sure. I'm 99% sure he just lost access to this wallet like a retard but luckily he's definitely already forgotten about it so he doesn't even remember the loss.
 
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MadStan said:
We often concentrate on what he lost - because it is remarkable - but we should spare a thought for the mechanics of his mind that allows him to make such wins in the first place.
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But his winnings are nothing. To be fair, most of his losses are not real either, it's not his money or things he is betting, it's some other chumps money.

Plus its been said before but it should be repeated daily. No "win" will stop him, it just means he bets larger amounts and it takes a little longer for him to send all that cash to some dodgy online gamba site. He also helps by gathering money from the people in his chat and contacts and gives the casinos that money as well. All the money that goes to Bossman goes to the casino in the end anyway.

He is pure gambling addict. Just the gamble madam, we care not for winning or losing.
 
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JT Marlin said:
All I want for Christmas is brokeman jack to get into poker.

Imagine the tard rage after he gets a bad beat from someone holding 7 3 which lands trips on the river card beating his pocket aces.
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Too much downtime when Bossman just wants quick wins.

If Gambling on Sports or long winded games like Poker is like "Cocaine" then slot machines and especially the instant games Bossman plays is "Crack."
 
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But his winnings are nothing. To be fair, most of his losses are not real either, it's not his money or things he is betting, it's some other chumps money.

Plus its been said before but it should be repeated daily. No "win" will stop him, it just means he bets larger amounts and it takes a little longer for him to send all that cash to some dodgy online gamba site. He also helps by gathering money from the people in his chat and contacts and gives the casinos that money as well. All the money that goes to Bossman goes to the casino in the end anyway.

He is pure gambling addict. Just the gamble madam, we care not for winning or losing.
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His winnings aren't nothing. He could have taken out $150,000 at any time (he did transfer to his wallet), it was in his wallet (not casinos "vault"). It is not some other chumps money. It is as real as the money in my bank account. This is the sort of devastating fact that haunts him. He literally could have purchased a Range Rover 7 days ago outright, no bull. That day.
 
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Kulee Baba said:
If Gambling on Sports or long winded games like Poker is like "Cocaine" then slot machines and especially the instant games Bossman plays is "Crack."
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Austin sitting in front of a wall of like 16 TVs livebetting sports would be hilarious. With enough options there always be an at bat in baseball or a hole in golf to bet. Constantly switching channels an trying to follow the action as Ronaldo makes a penalty kick and Justin Tucker misses his one field goal of the decade. The confusion as he tried to learn new games so he could bet on Pakistani cricket and shit. It would be utter madness.
 
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break these cuffs said:
There has been $1500+ sitting in one of Austin's old litecoin wallets since February. I know he's switched them for no real discernable reason before. Do casinos ever try to control these wallets or is the simplest answer the truth and he's just an idiot who loses his passwords and doesn't setup recovery?

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That is a non-custodial wallet he had on his old iPhone using Exodus. When he broke his old iPhone SE, he lost access to this wallet as he lost the seed phrase (accuses Bossmom of throwing it out). Back in May he finally had the screen repaired only to find out he had tried the passcode too many times, causing the phone to become permanently locked out necessitating a reset using iTunes.

Apple's KB on this basically says "fuck you" and forces you to reset the device, wiping all the data on it. https://support.apple.com/en-us/105090

The juice is lost forever.
 
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Flaming Dumpster said:
That is a non-custodial wallet he had on his old iPhone using Exodus. When he broke his old iPhone SE, he lost access to this wallet as he lost the seed phrase (accuses Bossmom of throwing it out). Back in May he finally had the screen repaired only to find out he had tried the passcode too many times, causing the phone to become permanently locked out necessitating a reset using iTunes.
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Apple's KB on this basically says "fuck you" and forces you to reset the device, wiping all the data on it. https://support.apple.com/en-us/105090

The juice is lost forever.
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this is the most BMJ esque way the lost juice saga could have ended. writers would struggle to come up with this story thinking it would be too unbelievable.
 
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Bossman got jinxed by Youtube autoplay earlier today
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He hates gambling...
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That part when he starts mumbling about hating gambling and that he wishes he never started gambling.
Are the special moments of his last working braincells.
In those moment he does realise his life sucks fr.
It's like he is back on earth for a minute before his cracked up braincells take over again.
 
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baws man jack said:
this is the most BMJ esque way the lost juice saga could have ended. writers would struggle to come up with this story thinking it would be too unbelievable.
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There's nothing too unbelievable about a retard pressing buttons on his screen like a spastic monkey.
We've had too many people on the thread say Austin is "smart " because they hear him talk and he seems to have a way with words, but his problem solving skills are absolutely appalling, I think his IQ is probably 65-75.
 
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i wonder if his clothes ever gets washed.
This just looks straight like a fucking cum stain.
 

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This just looks straight like a fucking cum stain.
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Judging from the position and shape, I would say it is actually dried up snot. There is a big lump for his right nostril, a smaller stain corresponding to his left nostril and a "clean' spot in between them.
I'm assuming he is using his right hand to click gamba buttons and his left hand to grab his t-shirt's sleeve so he can blow his nose.
 
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Doinker Marmalade said:
We've had too many people on the thread say Austin is "smart " because they hear him talk and he seems to have a way with words, but his problem solving skills are absolutely appalling, I think his IQ is probably 65-75.
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This post made me curious. He does seem to have a way with words. "I am fucking dude", "Dam that pussy ncie", "5 packarooski for an unban bitch", "My dad is such a rat sometimes", so many memorable catchphrases.
I copypasted a VOD transcript into an IQ estimator:

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Not too bad, bossman, all things considered. The VOD transcript I copypasted was the one used by Juhlonduss for his BMJ AI song.
Oh my god, oh my. Man, how am I getting all these mines, dude?
How am I getting all these gems? Holy shit, balls. *Crowd laughs*
Woo!Oh my gosh.Oh my gosh, dude, $100.Oh my god, man.
Let's fucking go, dude. Dude, I can call my dude.
I can go get an eighth or something,
and still have a bunch of game of money left over.
Let's fucking go. Oh, rip-a-roony.
Oh, we gotta go for the other one.
We gotta go for another.
There she is.Yes, sir.
Yeah!
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
That's what I'm talking about right there, dude.
Alright, I don't know if I can leave a good slot or something.
Man, losing this, too.Oh, my God.
Okay, we're good. We're fine. We're chilling.
We're chilling like a villain, my boy.
No! I can't lose another one. I can't lose another one.Man, fuck off. I was like, \Do $100.\""
I'm such a fucking idiot. Oh my fucking God,
Man, oh my God, man. That's so crazy, man.
Fuck my life, dude. Fuck my life, dude.
What do you think happened? I mean if you had to take a wild guess, what do you think happened?
Oh, that's right. I lost it all. You're a fucking idiot.
You know, it's like that. It's like that. It's a break.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

FUK MY LIF
FUK MY LIEF
FUK MY LIFE
FUK MY LIFE
FUK FUK FUK
FUK FUK FUK
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
FUK MY LIFE
VEE VEE VEE VEE VEE VEE
FUK MY LIF
FUK MY LIFEEE
FUK MY LIFE
 
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