Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DaleMcGuy]

He needs to stream more, I want to see the COPE and SNEED from him hitting 400k sometime this year

He needs that 400k goal. CAN. WE. HIT. IT.

GOD BLESS THE GOAL!!! *Free Bird Intensifies*

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I'm aware of what two girls one cup is. Would I ever watch it? Fuck no.

Mumkey had a great video where he was trolling some clerk at a store asking for it. Clerk was heard going "wtf is this!!?" when he googled it.

 

[keke]

Rewatched a few clips and theories. It’s kinda hilarious imagining Nick lecturing everyone on how amazing and wholesome cocaine is, then hitting up a few errands and arriving home to find Kayla has been rubbing coke on the gums of their ADHD 9 y/o becuase the fucking moron took him seriously.

The professional bullshit artist he is, I wonder if he would’ve had even a millisecond of introspection in that moment. Or was he too busy patting himself on the back for his fatherly duties of missing a stream to make sure his kid didn’t OD in the nighttime.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I don't know how anyone who even had a passing interest in anime couldn't have seen through his fake anime persona, it was so obviously bullshit from the outset. The only anime he could list were shows from the 90's, his childhood, which he probably hadn't seen in 3 decades, and recent degenerate trash like redo of healer which was a by all metrics a "normie filter" that appealed to Nick's coomer mindset but was still tame compared to most echi/hentai.

I think that anime fans did know that he was full of shit but gave him a pass despite that because he was fighting the good fight on behalf of Vic Lasagna, now that Nick has turned his back on the weeb wars and turned out to be a degenerate junkie who starves his children people are more willing to call him out.

I only thought he was a standard DBZ tard. The fact he never talked about my patrician anime is proof of that (especially since it is probably Vic's most well known leading role)

 

[WelperHelper99]

I don't know how anyone who even had a passing interest in anime couldn't have seen through his fake anime persona, it was so obviously bullshit from the outset. The only anime he could list were shows from the 90's, his childhood, which he probably hadn't seen in 3 decades, and recent degenerate trash like redo of healer which was a by all metrics a "normie filter" that appealed to Nick's coomer mindset but was still tame compared to most echi/hentai.

I think that anime fans did know that he was full of shit but gave him a pass despite that because he was fighting the good fight on behalf of Vic Lasagna, now that Nick has turned his back on the weeb wars and turned out to be a degenerate junkie who starves his children people are more willing to call him out.

I'll say this on Redo of Healer: most people didn't watch it, but it got hyped up immensely as twitters worst nightmare. Thing was, the show sucked. Nick talking about it like it's so great always seemed off, like a bit of hype train riding.

 

[GaryGray]

"Hotwifing" does not necessarily signal an unhealthy relationship.

A functional alcoholic is still an alcoholic in the same way a functional unhealthy relationship is still unhealthy. A few people might be able to make their unhealthy paraphilia work but they are all short term. If it worked there wouldn't need to be a mile long list of caveats and copes. When was the last time after an anniversary dance the old couple said the key to their long happy relationship was a sexual fetish? After some point in life the only time people talk about their sex life is due to it being unsatisfying or trying to advertise a fetish (which means they are unsatisfied).

 

[keke]

Really would like Nick to answer the question: Was it the love for his wife or the love of his children that made him move-in a whore?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I'll say this on Redo of Healer: most people didn't watch it, but it got hyped up immensely as twitters worst nightmare. Thing was, the show sucked. Nick talking about it like it's so great always seemed off, like a bit of hype train riding.

That's kind of what I meant but I didn't quite have the words for it, it's the kind of show that "normies" somehow got tricked into watching and then believing it was the worst, most degenerate anime ever because they've never seen the thousands of other shows that are much worse, sort of like what happened with Interspecies Reviewers and a dozen other shows before that. Nick likely got sent Redo by a supershitter or fan and fell into that same belief (that it was edgy) because he lacks any frame of reference in regard to anime.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Let's get real. In all likelihood there was a whisper network and everyone knew about his "secret" sex and drugs lifestyle. On the Casino last night Yellowflash said he heard Rekieta was on molly at Matsuri in I think 2022 which I'm pretty sure Nick talked about at the time, it was at the "rave" event before they flew to Jamaica (@Himedall All-seeing Waifu/@Not Who You Think should be able to confirm if that is correct).... That is very deep lore, so I suspect he was told that by people whose eyes were raised instead.

Yes, Nick took MDMA at Anime Matsuri in 2022 (follow link for clips). He got it from a "trusted friend" who had made it. Nick took it at Matsuri before the rave and nothing happened, so he went to the bar with Starwars Girl (Anna), Cecil, Flash and "everybody".

Nick had maybe five drinks total and a weed pen (delta eight) that evening on top of the MDMA pills. When the MDMA started kicking in, Nick started "dry humping"/rubbing the bathroom wall for 20 minutes because he loves the texture so much. Ryan (the editor?) would know what he was talking about because he stayed at the same hotel (a "trusted friend" with experience mayhap?). Nick goes out to see Kayla and notices that her butterfly tattoos started fluttering (the ones representing their children, including those lost during pregnancy) and felt glorious.

Nick came away from the experience understanding why people take drugs once and then go crazy and claimed even though it was the best time ever (and he can't recommended it enough to people who like consensual touching) he couldn't do it in normal life or at home. As a once, ever, thing it was great. Nick also said doing a live show high would be very very bad and a waste of a high "unless it was on Onlyfans".

Someone else (LM or Cecil?) talked about how Kayla was zonked on drugs at AM 2023 and that was the reason he ended up in thr hotel lobby in a towel after being locked out.

Perhaps some people who attended knew about the drugs in 2022, but this is where I learned of it and it was more obvious in 2023.

It was Cecil. Nick booked a hotel for him in Houston under a name Cecil didn't know. Cecil couldn't get Nick on the phone to get access to his room. Fortunately for Cecil, Nick had wandered into the lobby wearing nothing but a towel and on acid. Apparently Nick was locked out of his room. Cecil got Nick's attention so he could get his room.

This story was told April 10, 2024 (link to stream). Clipped the segment here for convenience.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Mumkey had a great video where he was trolling some clerk at a store asking for it. Clerk was heard going "wtf is this!!?" when he googled it.

Mumkey was fun before he threw his life away and ended up in a trailer.

As for Nick, he has gone further and more depraved than I ever would have guessed. An absolute shit human.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'll say this on Redo of Healer: most people didn't watch it, but it got hyped up immensely as twitters worst nightmare. Thing was, the show sucked. Nick talking about it like it's so great always seemed off, like a bit of hype train riding.

Like I said, if it comes out that Vito turned him onto it, I would be so unsurprised I'd probably fall asleep.

This reeks of how Dax and Vito finds Cuties hilarious. A position which Nick eventually adopted too. Nick thinks Dick's sense of humor is worth emulating. Criticizing Cuties is for "moral fags." True chads are laissez-faire lolbertarians.

That's the "lame" theory. The theory that assumes it's a troll. The "creepy" theory is they might genuinely like Redo of Healer. In Vito's case, I'd put money on it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He needs to tell us all the stuff he left out of his stories - all the gay stuff he did.

He should just own it. Banging Nick would be way less embarrassing than banging Kayla. Banging Kayla must be like banging a corpse. With a wrecked body.

Did Nick really just hammer away on the “I’ve never refused to take a required drug test” shit and completely omit the fact that he revoked consent for those test results to be entered into the CPS case?

I believe he did. Whenever Nick is talking. Picture this song in your head. Assume every single statement coming out of his mouth is a lie.

But not the Drexel thread, because Nick has the worst sense of humor ever, and doesn't like funny things.

I give Drexel credit for turning invisible when the eye of the Farms focused on him.

I largely stopped watching anime a year or two ago, so I have no idea what's popular these days, but I don't think that's an anime that "casuals" just pick up. It seems like something you have to be specifically directed towards.

I only watch 70's super robot Anime. Mazinger-Z, Great Mazinger, Getter Robo, Getter Robo G, Gaiking, Danguard Ace, and Grendizer.

My avatar is an AI generated Judge Cat wearing a powdered wig enthusiastically ruling on a case. Not a catboy. Not a reference to any anime. I tried making a Cat Getter Robo but it kept coming out shitty. So the cat stays. Plus he looks so happy punishing wrongdoers.

Still, Sterrn had charges on top of charges. Rekieta will have the prosecutor read a yard-long paper outlining all the crimes he committed before his trial. The only thing left for Rekieta is to be buried in secrecy so Alogs won't violate his grave, Eric July's ancestor style, or worse.

Someone would make his brainpan a whiskey goblet.

Barnes blabbering on about kids getting doxed, and kiwifarms wants to dox and target the children and get them on video, has made people extra sensitive to any kids at all. Reddit fags will succumb to the culture here or move on, but I don't think they matter much once they have been assimilated, like on The Thing.

Yea that's fake and gay. This isn't a Dick Masterson/Vito fan group. We have no interest in kids. Unfortunately, it's not just newbies coming here spilling their spaghetti tilting at windmills accusing everyone having some sort of untoward interest in the kids. It's all so tiresome.

Rewatched a few clips and theories. It’s kinda hilarious imagining Nick lecturing everyone on how amazing and wholesome cocaine is, then hitting up a few errands and arriving home to find Kayla has been rubbing coke on the gums of their ADHD 9 y/o becuase the fucking moron took him seriously. The professional bullshit artist he is, I wonder if he would’ve had even a millisecond of introspection in that moment. Or was he too busy patting himself on the back for his fatherly duties of missing a stream to make sure his kid didn’t OD in the nighttime.

She was doing a weird CBD oil thing that time she was on his show as a guest. Those eyes. I will never forget those eyes.

 

[retard strength II]

Imagine finding out your wife cheated on you, you start talking to your buddy about it, and his eyes light up excitedly and he runs off then comes back with this book about being a cuck and how it is good and he is telling you it's actually really cool that this happened to you.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Like I said, if it comes out that Vito turned him onto it, I would be so unsurprised I'd probably fall asleep.

This reeks of how Dax and Vito finds Cuties hilarious. A position which Nick eventually adopted too. Nick thinks Dick's sense of humor is worth emulating. Criticizing Cuties is for "moral fags." True chads are laissez-faire lolbertarians.

That's the "lame" theory. The theory that assumes it's a troll. The "creepy" theory is they might genuinely like Redo of Healer. In Vito's case, I'd put money on it.

I remember him talking about it when it dropped. It felt like it was a grifting troll op to "own" twitter. At the same time... real life Nick has fallen to nearly the same depravity as Redo in his personal life. I think he watched it as a joke, and unwittingly took it as inspiration. That's my take.

 

[anionfarflung]

He used to have people to set up his tech for FREE. These were old fans who have left and he is incompetent.

Remember how incensed Nick used to get when chat tried to diagnose his tech problems during streams?

I give Drexel credit for turning invisible when the eye of the Farms focused on him.

Drexel definitely understands how to navigate people better than Nick.

 

[Cad an Hell]

No idea who this person is (seems to follow a lot of law tube stuff?) but they shared DMs with Nick.

He is NOT talking about his case. He claims his tests were clean. The man that visibly had cocaine on his nose was NOT doing any of the 26 grams of coke that were in his house.



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[Desktop User2]

No idea who this person is (seems to follow a lot of law tube stuff?) but they shared DMs with Nick.

He is NOT talking about his case. He claims his tests were clean. The man that visibly had cocaine on his nose was NOT doing any of the 26 grams of coke that were in his house.

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I believe him, we all know by now the drugs are from his junkie 9yo and it all came crashing down when the bitch started to get high on her own supply. @FROG was right, it was all the kids' fault after all.

 

[feral cat #6385]

No idea who this person is (seems to follow a lot of law tube stuff?) but they shared DMs with Nick.

He is NOT talking about his case. He claims his tests were clean. The man that visibly had cocaine on his nose was NOT doing any of the 26 grams of coke that were in his house.

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We get it. The positive test results were printed on clean white paper with no debris on it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I love the way Depp's portrait is looking at Nick with a mix of bewilderment and abject disappointment.

It just screams: 'Really nigger? This is what you've done to yourself?'

All the artwork now on display in Nick’s studio just demonstrates egregiously awful taste. Since there are more than enough people outraged at Nick degenerate BS and child neglect, I’ll be outraged at his absolutely awful taste in art.

There is immense satisfaction in his prideful display of being an absolute sucker paying five figures for bottom level kitsch on his walls.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick’s gay-ass habit of setting up a straw man and then saying “I guess…” makes the most punchable face on the internet even more so. In his latest stream, he pulled this after saying how people want to expose private information about his children. Of all the things to say (paraphrase) “knock yourselves out!” over, this seems to be the most unforgivable yet.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d love to watch that shrug get kicked off his puny shoulders — permanently — in the slammer.