Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
Presenting...Balldownfall.
Nick keeps just this thread open in a tab of his browser, never looks at the rest of the forum, mashing F5 in self-absorbed rage between lines of blow and punching himself in the face. Perhaps he could have sex to relieve tension, but his penis is flaccid, unable to achieve an erection even with Viagra. His sexual options, in any event, are a zombie of a woman whose body has been butchered by plastic surgeons and mind similarly gutted by pills, or a much younger woman, manic with cocaine, whose desire for him only highlights his sexual inadequacy. This inadequacy, self-inflicted as it is, can never be properly addressed, for to do so would be to admit his own failings. All Nick can do in the moment of contemplating sexual release is rip another line, down another whiskey, and strap on the Balldo.

I hope he suffers.
 
Fun fact he wanted to his brains to hit the sign behind him & missed.
Saw that. Very disappointing finish. Needed a higher caliber. The back of his head just kind of bulges and that's that.
They will also be liable for the GAL costs, the fees for the children's lawyers, and whatever reports regarding the children are needed.
That's reassuring. So, it doesn't matter what his simps super chat him. It won't be enough.
Presenting...Balldownfall.
Fuckkin saved. That script is perfection. Great job!
 
Nick Rekieta is not that deep. He is a rich boy who felt constrained. "A bird in a gilded cage"

Life is very boring when there is no challenge or obstacle, and you become insecure when you have not had your mettle tested by hardship and overcoming it, you have imposter syndrome.

Life on easy mode is not good for the psyche, especially if you are a man trying to prove your manhood. You have not earned anything in life and you know it. You have no sense of self worth and so you become bitter and you resent those who you view are holding you back from challenge or "adventure" in life.

You become 40 and all of the sudden the emotions you have bottled up come rushing out and the teen rebellion that never happened because of the trust fund (and is vital for all teenagers because it signals a seperation between parent and child that is necessary if that child is ever going to live on his own, teenagers need to know that they can handle themselves by overcoming hardship without their parents holding their hand.) merge with an acute mid life crises and you get what you see here.

Total self-destruction

Hey Nick, I know you are reading. Why don't you take your self diagnosed ODD and take a shot of Whiskey in childish defiance. Come on Nicky, you know you want to



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Life is very boring when there is no challenge or obstacle, and you become insecure when you have not had your mettle tested by hardship and overcoming it, you have imposter syndrome.
He failed the shit out of that test!
Higher caliber and/or a hollow point. Not sure what sort of ammunition he used exactly, but I've never seen a hollow point leave that clean an exit wound.
Hopefully Nicholas takes that into account and our former pal Twitter is Cancer leaks the pictures.
 
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There is no imaginable scenario where Nick does not need to be put against a wall and shot.
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Since he looks like someone from the “Land of Milk and Honey”.
 
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If he was using it to medicate the child... hoo boy, that's a low I don't know if you can come back from.
Mati but people that do that need to be stripped asshole naked and hung in the court yard for the public to see as the life (and shit) leave their body. Need to go out in the most humiliating fashion. I know someone that that happened to as a baby and the shit they were given caused them to stop breathing for a few minutes before they got revived. Poor kid never lived a normal life due to brain damage.
 
According to Itsagundam, Nick's not been doing this for months, he (Gundam) claims he's known about Nick doing this for years.
Has he shown any sort of unique relationship with Nick or provided any information about Nick that didn't repeat what has come from other sources?
It is almost certain that the swinger thing was an open secret in streamer circles around Nick.

There was the Imholte thing. Aaron says he already knew their "reputation" beforehand.

But what reputation? You'd have to watch Kino Casino/MATI or read Kiwi Farms to know about the Hedonism II and swinger stuff.

When he was pressed by PPP about what specifically he knew in terms of Rekieta's "reputation" he got rattled and clammed up. He couldn't really express what about Nick and Kayla Rekieta's "reputation" he knew about. He eventually offered the words "Internet lore" and nothing more.


I have a feeling he was just straight up told by somebody, and I have some guesses as to which group of people in particular might have shared Rekieta's "reputation" with him.

Let's get real. In all likelihood there was a whisper network and everyone knew about his "secret" sex and drugs lifestyle. On the Casino last night Yellowflash said he heard Rekieta was on molly at Matsuri in I think 2022 which I'm pretty sure Nick talked about at the time, it was at the "rave" event before they flew to Jamaica (@Himedall All-seeing Waifu/@Not Who You Think should be able to confirm if that is correct).... That is very deep lore, so I suspect he was told that by people whose eyes were raised instead.

At 2:24 he claims to Sean that he and his wife have "always been monogamous". This was November 29th 2023

A month earlier he'd met Aaron and April, the couple he and his wife are confirmed to have been swinging with by Aaron, April still living with the Rekietas to this day, and within a month they'd be streaming from his house, and within 2 the infamous hot tub stream would happen. I have no doubt in my mind that they were swinging at this point.

I know, grass is green, the sky is blue, Nick lies, but it's crazy in retrospect to see how blatantly and effortlessly he lies.
Welcome to the Nick Rekieta thread. Yes he lies. The dry humor of his blatant lying is part of the entertainment, but the lies flat-out denying the swinging and non-monogamous shit was always less funny because they were always pure lie blanket denials.

The more fun lies are when he is being partly truthful but still dishonest. This is something he LOVES to do, I'm pretty sure he likes partly telling the truth, it makes him feel like he's gettiing one over on people.

The most prominent example that comes to mind was when he said he was going to "a beach out west" and it turned out to be Hedonism II again (located on the western coast of Jamaica).

There were also the stories he would tell on a regular basis about being in a "bar" and people trying to pick up him and/or his wife. Ironically I think those basically stopped around the time the polycule became a thing.

They will also be liable for the GAL costs, the fees for the children's lawyers, and whatever reports regarding the children are needed.
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He left them on the floor because he doesn't give a shit about the art or have any appreciation for it.
Why should he have any appreciation for the art? The paintings look like shit and they literally looked better on the floor leaning up against the wall compared to his new setup were you can get a good look at the full paintings.
 
It is almost certain that the swinger thing was an open secret in streamer circles around Nick.

There was the Imholte thing. Aaron says he already knew their "reputation" beforehand.

But what reputation? You'd have to watch Kino Casino/MATI or read Kiwi Farms to know about the Hedonism II and swinger stuff.

When he was pressed by PPP about what specifically he knew in terms of Rekieta's "reputation" he got rattled and clammed up. He couldn't really express what about Nick and Kayla Rekieta's "reputation" he knew about. He eventually offered the words "Internet lore" and nothing more.
What about a underground community like a swingers group? I wouldn't be surprised if that is how Arron and Nick got to know each other and their proclivities.

The thing about Aaron is he is able to relay some of the local gossip about the Rekietas, as there is a disconnect between what is said IRL and the internet.
 
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