Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 88 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 117 36.1%

  • Total voters
    324
This could be a case study on what drugs do to your brain. Nick is beyond delusional at this point and cannot seem to comprehend basic logic presented to his face. Why try to make a comeback? Is there even the smallest chance that the drug test on the 9 year old was a foul up? No, I don't think so. Children are a sacred aspect in most people's eyes and to allow hard drugs into your OWN child is a death knell on any career. No one can cope n sneed their way out of that, so unless that test isn't true why is he bothering trying to resuscitate his online career? Simple answer is, narcissism and severe brain damage by drugs. There was a guy on here talking about how he couldn't even think when he was a hard user and it took months to clear the fog in his mind. It makes me wonder how Nick will look at his decisions once he is forced to ween himself off the booze and drugs. He might do a flip, though I don't wish that on anybody.
 
I think what breaks my heart the most is that his kids likely know why they can't be with their parents right now, and as hard as that must be for them, Nick is acting like he has nothing to apologize for, and is reveling in his "free time". Nick, I know you're reading this thread. I hope you see this message. You've ruined your legacy completely. You will not be remembered as a lawyer or a content creator anymore. Instead you'll be the crack fiend who threw away the whole world so you could fuck actual whores. Many will celebrate your death, Nick, and you did it all to yourself. I know you're a sociopath with a wet brain, but I hope that somewhere inside your degenerate mind you feel a semblance of shame for your actions. We care more about your children then you do.

I expect the kids are sad and confused, but mostly relieved.
 
Yes there is. It makes him completely chimp out.
He’s so thin skinned. His streams have him do that dismissive smuckle whenever someone asks a question that makes him seethe. I feel like we need a list of tells because he is a terrible liar.

No one really needs to troll Nick. Politely doubting him will have him respond with “YOU ARE BULLSHIT LYING!!! and act like more of a retard.
 
@elb posted a new lie edit about Nick bitching, and I noticed something

At 2:24 he claims to Sean that he and his wife have "always been monogamous". This was November 29th 2023

A month earlier he'd met Aaron and April, the couple he and his wife are confirmed to have been swinging with by Aaron, April still living with the Rekietas to this day, and within a month they'd be streaming from his house, and within 2 the infamous hot tub stream would happen. I have no doubt in my mind that they were swinging at this point.

I know, grass is green, the sky is blue, Nick lies, but it's crazy in retrospect to see how blatantly and effortlessly he lies.
 
He claims he hasn't watched any of the commentary channels about him, he just doesn't have the time, folks, he got distracted, you know.

lol
He's too distracted reading this thread, and monitoring X for when somebody drops their support for him, indicated by his "Weird tweet of the day" remark.

"...*I*... was... a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, I go off crazier than usual, with white powder on my nose..."
 
Even if we lived in an alternate reality where giving your kid coke to self-diagnose a medical issue was morally and legally acceptable, I don't think I trust this ghoul of a man to make wise/safe decisions. His memory was barely ten seconds long. And the cope that he only gets this drunk/high while streaming is hard to believe.

How many times do you think he gave her a bit of coke, forgot he did so, and loaded her up with some more?

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@elb posted a new lie edit about Nick bitching, and I noticed something

At 2:24 he claims to Sean that he and his wife have "always been monogamous". This was November 29th 2023

A month earlier he'd met Aaron and April, the couple he and his wife are confirmed to have been swinging with by Aaron, April still living with the Rekietas to this day, and within a month they'd be streaming from his house, and within 2 the infamous hot tub stream would happen. I have no doubt in my mind that they were swinging at this point.

I know, grass is green, the sky is blue, Nick lies, but it's crazy in retrospect to see how blatantly and effortlessly he lies.
If Nick is a true narcissist, he actually believes his own bullshit. It's how he's able to lie effortlessly. He doesn't have to live by the rules - they're for other, lesser people. If he defined monogamy as "we live under the same roof" then that's what monogamy is, and you're an incel prude if you think otherwise.
 
@elb posted a new lie edit about Nick bitching, and I noticed something

At 2:24 he claims to Sean that he and his wife have "always been monogamous". This was November 29th 2023

A month earlier he'd met Aaron and April, the couple he and his wife are confirmed to have been swinging with by Aaron, April still living with the Rekietas to this day, and within a month they'd be streaming from his house, and within 2 the infamous hot tub stream would happen. I have no doubt in my mind that they were swinging at this point.

I know, grass is green, the sky is blue, Nick lies, but it's crazy in retrospect to see how blatantly and effortlessly he lies.
I dunno who Scarebro is, but this edit is glorious.

The Farms was right about the vast majority of things he was bitching to Sean about.

(I don't think the Farms ever accused him of beating his kids though. I think he just flat out lied on that one. I certainly hope to God he doesn't beat his kids. What's known is bad enough).
 
Cheating with permission is literally the definition of polygamy, the exact opposite of monogamy. He's so retarded.
Except these retards completely disregarded the covenant they made with each other in the presence of God. You can't just walk that back and say, "teehee God we were just kidding."

I'm reminded of the story of Job where God literally lets Satan take everything from him except he decides to leave behind his nagging wife who suggests he just kill himself.
 
Not to be too spergy about it but that iconic picture of Budd was because he was trying to fend off the photographer and others who were trying to stop him.

Who's gonna even try to stop Nick?
Difference is I'm pretty sure it turned out Budd was being set up. He was an innocent man.
Balldo isn't fit to kiss Budd Dwyers boots.
In Nick's mind, he identifies as innocent.
Personally, I think Nick needs to go through a divorce to make it to $1 million. I believe in you, Nick! I hope your lawyers (and Monty and the state) make $1 million.
Never underestimate Nick's ability to fuck up a case catastrophically. Since he never had to work for a living, he has no concept of the value of money.
I suspect that two-day gap was him getting caught up on this thread and learning of it here.
Between Twitter and this place Nick must be going crazy trying to keep up. He should really just register and tell us where we are wrong. In great detail. About everything. Utilizing every aspect of his creative writing skills. And post any pertinent pictures.
Hate to break it to you faggots, but Nick will likely think this whole case is a huge W once it’s over.
Hardest of hard disagrees. His reputation is ruined. Everybody knows what a piece of scum he is. He couldn't take criticism from our humble little farming community. Being a universally derided figure will be too much for his fragile ego. Best case scenario, he ends up a druggie burnout who dies an early death due to his consumption issues.
My "skitzo theory" if you could even call it that, is that the person who leaked the court document here is an extremely and understandably infuriated Rekieta relative (bio or in-law) that is also a Farms lurker.
His local community obviously hates him more than we do. The list of potential suspects is too long. Let's just sit back and gratefully accept whatever they choose to give us.
See, that is where I disagree. The reason being, death is for pedos, rapists, and murderers. Those who make children suffer deserve to suffer worse than whatever they inflicted on the children. They deserve to know the fear, sadness, and pain they caused to the kids. Hopefully leading to a slow and painful death.
My worry is leaving them alive will eventually enable them to reoffend. They can't reoffend if they're dead.
At 2:24 he claims to Sean that he and his wife have "always been monogamous". This was November 29th 2023
He meant to say Chaotically Monogamous. It's like monogamy except you fuck other people.
 
No clue why he let them rot on the floor for years.
He left them on the floor because he doesn't give a shit about the art or have any appreciation for it. They are just a means of stroking his own ego and trying to gain some clout by buying them. They are just a 'look at me' crutch when he buys them.

It also ties in with his own inflated sense of importance ie the Government is after me
 
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