Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

It’s really fucling bizarre to watch Rekieta these days, as he’s doing this whole: “Don’t believe your lying eyes! You don’t have the WHOLE story!” While simultaneously doing this “wink wink! Heh, yeah that’s just Kayla! Little hot mike moment… Hey I never DENIED that I’m fucking her!”

It takes levels of cognitive dissonance I’m just not capable of.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yes. His ego would demand it.

Like the guy who wanted to kill Bjork or R Bud Dwyer. While playing that horrible "Whiskey Drinking Lawyer" song. Can't he just go out and buy a new gun?

A final shot of Nick like this would be kino.
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Difference is I'm pretty sure it turned out Budd was being set up. He was an innocent man.
Balldo isn't fit to kiss Budd Dwyers boots.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It’s really fucling bizarre to watch Rekieta these days, as he’s doing this whole: “Don’t believe your lying eyes! You don’t have the WHOLE story!” While simultaneously doing this “wink wink! Heh, yeah that’s just Kayla! Little hot mike moment… Hey I never DENIED that I’m fucking her!”

It takes levels of cognitive dissonance I’m just not capable of.

Super chat:
Best wishes to you, the wife, and the girlfriend.

("Aggressively monogamous" family man):
Oh thanks!

 

[None More Black]

it's all even dumber because his story or whatever is frankly irrelevant

- cops find drugs in his bedroom
- rackets waives miranda and says "that's my bedroom"
- he gets arrested for possession

okay, like, i guess that's it then

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It’s really fucling bizarre to watch Rekieta these days, as he’s doing this whole: “Don’t believe your lying eyes! You don’t have the WHOLE story!” While simultaneously doing this “wink wink! Heh, yeah that’s just Kayla! Little hot mike moment… Hey I never DENIED that I’m fucking her!”

It takes levels of cognitive dissonance I’m just not capable of.

Nick's only options are 1) continuing the charade like he is now with lolbertarian nonsense, 2) fully admit what a hedonistic degenerate he is which is legal suicide now, or 3) suicide. I suppose 4) pretend he wants his wholesome catholic family back could work on the gullible, but the end goal would be him driving his kids around all day again and bitching.

 

[SomethingFishi]

I think what breaks my heart the most is that his kids likely know why they can't be with their parents right now, and as hard as that must be for them, Nick is acting like he has nothing to apologize for, and is reveling in his "free time". Nick, I know you're reading this thread. I hope you see this message. You've ruined your legacy completely. You will not be remembered as a lawyer or a content creator anymore. Instead you'll be the crack fiend who threw away the whole world so you could fuck actual whores. Many will celebrate your death, Nick, and you did it all to yourself. I know you're a sociopath with a wet brain, but I hope that somewhere inside your degenerate mind you feel a semblance of shame for your actions. We care more about your children then you do.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I still can't believe he hasn't just humbled himself, admitted he fucked up and has a drug problem, admitted himself into treatment, even just an IOP drug treatment program. The wonders that this little bit of effort would do for both his criminal case and CPS case.
It is what any attorney would recommend IF you actually wanted your old life and family back.

Classic NPD - he cannot admit wrongdoing, even if just temporarily to redeem some public image. Celebrities do it all the time with their scandals, but he either wants to be a rebel figure or is simply not aware those PR resources exist.

 

[Fapcop]

I personally predict a Lowtax ending.
His prefrontal cortex is so fucking fried from drugs, booze, and coom that he genuinely thinks he can Saul Goodman his way out of this .
Near the end of the trial, he's going to have a moment of lucid thinking where he realizes he is 100% fucked and there's no way out.
Now, the real question..?
Will he do it on stream or off?

Nah… He’s a narcissist. He’s not going to off himself.

Especially as he’s likely to just get a slap on the wrist and won’t do jail time.

No more bullshit stress with the kids, he’ll have his trustfund money to invest in hookers, coke and balldos.

Nick’s dream life.

Hate to break it to you faggots, but Nick will likely think this whole case is a huge W once it’s over.

 

[mailfrawd]

This, but he will do something to get a Wikipedia page. He idolizes the killdozer dude (as do I) and his narcissism will demand it. Nick if you're taking requests make your last straw be about secession from local government and particularly taxation that does not directly benefit the taxpayer (e.g. school taxes and other waste) and it's effect on the consent to be governed okay thanks.

I suspect he has enough for a Wiki page at this point, especially if he's convicted. BLP1E as a policy could be argued for his viral coverage of Depp, but since then, he's gotten mainstream coverage for his most recent shenanigans.

Difference is I'm pretty sure it turned out Budd was being set up. He was an innocent man.
Balldo isn't fit to kiss Budd Dwyers boots.

Additionally, didn't his suicide generate a huge payoff for his family? Given recent developments, it's pretty clear that Nick wouldn't do anything for his family.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Regarding Nick's government conspiracy narrative. He is delusional but correct in one aspect. Certain bureaucratic institutions of government are right out of Franz Kafka's The Trial. CPS is one of them. He will lose far more if he continues to push along with "man standing up against the unjust system" schtick. Machiavellian sociopathy is the correct response to the Kafkaesque, not sovcit grug-brain.

But Nick is not Josef K. Josef K didn't even know what he was being accused of, whereas Nick is a irresponsible degenerate.

 

[AltisticRight]

actually spending anything on his CPS

He's spending a lot on CPS.
Cocaine Postal Service.

 

[Meiwaku]

Kino Casino felting Rackets on being caught with April still there and likely snorting coke on stream like a retard

 

[Steinercard]

Every mealy mouth cope out of his mouth sickens me even more as a father. I want to kick this fucker in the face for all the neglect towards his kids. And the fact he can't even admit it when there's blatant evidence of him snorting cocaine and neglecting his kids. Fucking scum. Speaking for all fathers everywhere, I hope he gets gaped by the blackest of niggers in prison.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Nick had overwhelming support from his community until recently.

Nick had overwhelming support even as he told his audience, segment by segment, repeatedly to leave. Has anyone demanded less help and mercy than Nick?

 

[Finger Pistols]

That room looks so much better with the paintings hung up on the wall. No clue why he let them rot on the floor for years.

I fathom that it's the same reason as to why Bossman had his door unhinged for a while (don't remember if it's still uninstalled). Sheer laziness and probably too high on whatever to even bother.

 

[User Account Samsara]

This, but he will do something to get a Wikipedia page. He idolizes the killdozer dude (as do I) and his narcissism will demand it. Nick if you're taking requests make your last straw be about secession from local government and particularly taxation that does not directly benefit the taxpayer (e.g. school taxes and other waste) and it's effect on the consent to be governed okay thanks.

Unfortunately, the killdozer was a work of love realized by a single skilled and highly motivated individual. With Nick's level of competence building a three story house of cards is an impossibility. The only way he could kill someone with a killdozer is if he started a fire trying to weld sex toys to a rented Kubota and the house burned down.

You've ruined your legacy completely. You will not be remembered as a lawyer or a content creator anymore. Instead you'll be the crack fiend who threw away the whole world so you could fuck actual whores. Many will celebrate your death

The worst part is that among the people who remember him that way will be his own kids. And they'll be the ones with party poppers when he blows his brains out. Then they'll do their best every day to pretend he never existed.

Reap the whirlwind, asshole!

 

[where's baldo]

let's assume this retard's story about not being a user is true (it isn't):

A: if he wasn't using, but he had all the equipment to distribute, then he was probably distributing.

B: if he wasn't using, there's no reason his daughter would test positive accidentally, which means it was intentional child abuse.

C: if he wasn't using, even if it was Kayla's, it's still in his home, in his master bedroom, where he admitted to police that he slept, in his safe, so he is still legally in possession.

D: if he is going to blame it on April, he already told police that she doesn't live there, so there's no reason it should be in his safe.

am I missing something? what does he hope to gain by this argument? and the dumb fuck admitted to taking the first test two weeks after the arrest, plenty of time for that shit to clear from his system for a piss test.

 

[datura_binge]

Regarding Nick's government conspiracy narrative. He is delusional but correct in one aspect. Certain bureaucratic institutions of government are right out of Franz Kafka's The Trial. CPS is one of them. He will lose far more if he continues to push along with "man standing up against the unjust system" schtick. Machiavellian sociopathy is the correct response to the Kafkaesque, not sovcit grug-brain.

But Nick is not Josef K. Josef K didn't even know what he was being accused of, whereas Nick is a irresponsible degenerate.

Yeah the funny thing is he's actually kinda right but he's only making it worse by not pretending to play ball and he certainly won't be the one to fix the system.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Unfortunately, the killdozer was a work of love realized by a single skilled and highly motivated individual. With Nick's level of competence building a three story house of cards is an impossibility. The only way he could kill someone with a killdozer is if he started a fire trying to weld sex toys to a rented Kubota and the house burned down.

A Balldozer, if you will.

 

[Vibralldo]

Dr Baldo, the Rock&Roll LoLyer

Doesn't even have to change Rockso's catchphrase

"I do cocaine!"