Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 780 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 502 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,414
she looks like she stinks, I dont know why anyone would try to look like some trailer trash person, her tats look like some caricature of a trailer trash character.
She just needs worse teeth, and she could be a pill or meth whore near where I live. Maybe it'd be good for her, help her lose some weight. And when her teeth fall out she can get Ian to buy her some new ones that don't make her look like SpongeBob or a jack-o'-lantern
 
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My bet is she’s not actually hyperventilating. She’s probably crying so much she literally gets the snot nose thing going on where it feels like you can’t breathe until you blow the snot out.
I'm sticking with my theory that they overeat and drink too much coffee/ qaffeine, and this causes sudden needs to shit (or, shitting your pants, as our main character calls it) as well as headaches.
 
I'm sticking with my theory that they overeat and drink too much coffee/ qaffeine, and this causes sudden needs to shit (or, shitting your pants, as our main character calls it) as well as headaches.
As well as anxiety. If you guys have ever drank an energy drink too fast, I'm sure you know what I mean. I could see it. But to me they seem to be more of the " constantly buying 8 dollar milkshakes vaguely disguised as coffee" types rather than the "downing pure espresso shots" types.
 
those just make me feel like my heartbeat gets faster and more intense, not anxious
It's a very individual thing. If you are already in a stressful situation or have some baseline anxiety, stimulants can make it way worse. If you are a sanguine guy enjoying the italian countryside on a sunday afternoon, you can probably down espresso after espresso without any ill effect.
 
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I saw someone online joke he was inspired by Dani, Sam's fake crackhead gf, and after rewatching their initial interaction in my hungover state today I'm going to tell myself it's true. As a guy with a few dumb tattoos of things I like there is definitely something odd about covering yourself with generic front page American traditional tattoos just to get a certain look you weren't even close to before.

Also a gaming friend of mine mentioned he subs to the Cold Ones patreon and I asked him if for the comments on the idubbbz content.
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Pretty much all negative.
These two got into boxing because Hyde did a bit of sparring with Ian Johma. They even blew a ton of money to create their own boxing event.

I almost wonder if Sam is some CIA plant who used a MONARCH code-word to 'activate' them.
 
I lol'd at the aftermath comments from cold ones
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It seems like some commentary channels are willing to appear in a documentary made by idubbz.
I know some of them will try to do some Sam Hyde antics on idubbz
Bigbunjeeeeee was just talking about what he’d do, including immediately putting Anisa in a headlock, and walking into Ian's room in the middle of the night naked and having a conversation like nothing was wrong
 
Bigbunjeeeeee was just talking about what he’d do, including immediately putting Anisa in a headlock, and walking into Ian's room in the middle of the night naked and having a conversation like nothing was wrong
talking as if anisa wasn't in the room, suddenly exploding in anger and needing to be taken away by his "bodyguards" or wearing white medical gloves the entire week were also very good
 
It seems like some commentary channels are willing to appear in a documentary made by idubbz.
I know some of them will try to do some Sam Hyde antics on idubbz
None of them would be able to pull it off. Bunjeee would be the closest but Ian would never platform him.

It would 100% be awkward, boring content. In this hypothetical situation whichever commentator they would pick would immediately try to squash any bad blood between the Jomhas, try to impress Ian while neither of them are able to get any chemistry or report going (Ian can’t even do that with old friends), the middle part would be a snooze fest of shadowing and boring questions and the end would have Ian giving some snide, preachy, backhanded little monologue he does in post.

He would never pick someone who wouldn’t apologize to him. Tom was right about one thing, commentators are normally boring so it would just be a bad faith attempt to just show a “loser” apologizing to idubbbz saying he didn’t mean the things he said, in hindsight he was too harsh, he was just going with the joke and now he’s totally enlightened and can see Ian and Anisa are normal and sane and have a healthy marriage and the hate wagon is unjustified.

I guess the interesting people just aren’t on board with Ian rolling into their house and making snide little remarks and looks to his camera man like “get a look at this retard, isn’t he retarded” without saying it.

A lot of other big names probably just don’t want people peeking into their lives in that manner by anyone, even if they don’t have a problem with Ian. Two of Ian’s docs have been “look at the retard” and the other was an attempted hit piece. If I were a creator and he hit me up, I’d wonder which category he had me in.
 
The moment I heard Anisa/Ian talk about the idea I just thought of how boring watching someone like TurkeyTom/chud logic/etc do bjj or ultimate frisbee, eat fast food, maybe grab some beers, would be. Although the idea of them wasting a bunch of money on something somehow less interesting than squirrels is a bit funny I'd like to give Ian enough credit to realize, like Tom suggests , that this idea was a passing thought he knows is mediocre and Anisa brought up to fill dead air.

He would never pick someone who wouldn’t apologize to him.

Kind of lean towards this - are there any former commentary people currently trying out for breadtube? Only type of person I could see him realistically picking.
 
I've listened to their Patreon only Bog podcast last episode and it was super boring,

I guess it's an improvement of sorts, they went from a shit show to just boring,

Their jokes were "maturely childish", I think this was the first time I heard Ian dumber then Anisa,

which is great accomplishment, but I also think he played a little bit into it.

Overall I think the whole episode was boring and not really worth my time to listen to.
 
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