TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

[MisterBee]

A shame there wasn't someone at CA who was a great wing man who could set Lewis and some of those other guys up at a con, then they might not be such miserable shits.

There's an (unconfirmed) rumor that Brad Jones did try.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Apparently Viga is really insecure about him being around other women, especially Liz and Marzgurl. I guess because she knows she can't do better than Lewis and she only got him because he's too much of a bitch to ask an actual girl out. A shame there wasn't someone at CA who was a great wing man who could set Lewis and some of those other guys up at a con, then they might not be such miserable shits.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's waiting for that special day when Kaylyn realizes she's in a shit marriage, ditches her husband, takes a flight to Shoreview, shows up on Lewis' door, confesses that she always loved him, and then the two can live happily ever after eating chicken tenders. But that will never happen.

Linkara and Marzgurl would just be a union of two stagnating YouTube channels by two web creators with chips on their shoulders that they don’t deserve.

 

[mlanguishi]

Linkara and Marzgurl would just be a union of two stagnating YouTube channels by two web creators with chips on their shoulders that they don’t deserve.

Linkara doesn't need Marzgurl at all. He can still pull 20k+ regularly on Youtube. Marzgurl gets around 100 and her streams get around 10 live viewers, and always have. He'll come in and simp for her like Spoony would until she blocked Spoony, but she rarely responds to Linkara at all.

She is notorious as hell for turning on anyone that helped her or supported her but didn't totally kiss her ass. He kisses her ass, but her reputation is so bad there's nothing to be gained at all by associating with her. And besides, she still only cares about stalking Vic.

 

[Manly_Brony]

The only reason I do think Noah should be treated with more contempt is because he did some terrible things over the last several years. I remember that car accident he got into where he was at fault for being negligent and he outright lied to the cops.

His downward spiral, while tragic, also revealed more of who he really was.

You can separate Spoony from Noah. I remember when he made a gun grabbing Obama joke in a collab video with the Critical Marine. Linkara is identical to Lewis.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Apparently Viga is really insecure about him being around other women, especially Liz and Marzgurl. I guess because she knows she can't do better than Lewis and she only got him because he's too much of a bitch to ask an actual girl out. A shame there wasn't someone at CA who was a great wing man who could set Lewis and some of those other guys up at a con, then they might not be such miserable shits.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's waiting for that special day when Kaylyn realizes she's in a shit marriage, ditches her husband, takes a flight to Shoreview, shows up on Lewis' door, confesses that she always loved him, and then the two can live happily ever after eating chicken tenders. But that will never happen.

I don't know what's worse. Being married to Viga or hoping that Armzgurl of all people wants you?

I would think it's like the difference between being kicked in the stomach or the head. They both hurt but in different ways.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Apparently Viga is really insecure about him being around other women, especially Liz and Marzgurl. I guess because she knows she can't do better than Lewis and she only got him because he's too much of a bitch to ask an actual girl out.

Imagine being such a fat ugly woman, you are worrying about Gail Simone and Marzgurl stealing your pussy ass faggot of a husband. I bet she still thinks she can do better than Linkara.

I remember when he made a gun grabbing Obama joke in a collab video with the Critical Marine. Linkara is identical to Lewis.

Making fun of gun control and Obama probably put Spoony on Rob Walker and Lupa's hit list to begin with. They probably already hate him for having a cop brother to begin with.

I don't know what's worse. Being married to Viga or hoping that Armzgurl of all people wants you?

The fact Linkara is seeking out girls that look like Marzgurl and Gail Simone, to begin with. This implies Viga is far worse in person. Both personality wise and even look wise. I bet she even smells worse than Gail Simone and Marzgurl.

 

[Mystery Spy]

She is notorious as hell for turning on anyone that helped her or supported her but didn't totally kiss her ass.

To be fair that's literally everyone in Channel Awesome, as Doug learned the hard way. You might as well be desribing Lewis or Lindsay. Doug gave them all their careers, and they backstabbed him for stupid reasons like having little screen time on their anniversary movie or not getting free food on set.

I don't think even a single one has thanked him for literally making them relevant. They are all thanksless bastards. Its just that some are more obvious than others.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

There's an (unconfirmed) rumor that Brad Jones did try.

If he did, I can see why it failed. The type of woman Brad is interested in is a busty chick who likes schlock. Lewis hates anything even remotely offensive, and a chick who has no problem flaunting her big tits would probably cause him to run away screaming.

Linkara and Marzgurl would just be a union of two stagnating YouTube channels by two web creators with chips on their shoulders that they don’t deserve.

Yeah but imagine the storylines we're missing out on. The Adventures of Marzgurl and Linkara. Clearly she would go first despite him being more popular. And she would probably take over the channel. She'd force him to do comic reviews that were relevant to stuff coming out to try and chase the algorithm, and he'd be a co-host on his own stream. She might even abandon her own channel and just post stuff on his, if she could be bothered.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

I know this is not a Mazgurl thread but since she has been brought up I might as well mention that she is legitimately the epitome of TGWTG cringe. No, I do not need a backstory about Juno the witch in my reviews because I am not 5 years old. Also if the animals are only laying eggs ones a year or so(like birds do) then no Dinosaur would have to constantly survive on eggs.

The Atlantis review is especially ironic these days since calling a female character a Mary Sue is apparently offensive. But hey Milo is a dude so I guess according to SJW logic that's okay then.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I know this is not a Mazgurl thread but since she has been brought up I might as well mention that she is legitimately the epitome of TGWTG cringe. No, I do not need a backstory about Juno the witch in my reviews because I am not 5 years old. Also if the animals are only laying eggs ones a year or so(like birds do) then no Dinosaur would have to constantly survive on eggs.

The Atlantis review is especially ironic these days since calling a female character a Mary Sue is apparently offensive. But hey Milo is a dude so I guess according to SJW logic that's okay then.

My god her voice is grating. I don't understand how her manlet of a husband can stand to be in the same room with her, much less stay married to her.

 

[MisterBee]

My god her voice is grating. I don't understand how her manlet of a husband can stand to be in the same room with her, much less stay married to her.

her singing voice....

 

[Falcon Sebben]

her singing voice....

That's even worse.

 

[Random Internet Person]

To be fair that's literally everyone in Channel Awesome, as Doug learned the hard way. You might as well be desribing Lewis or Lindsay. Doug gave them all their careers, and they backstabbed him for stupid reasons like having little screen time on their anniversary movie or not getting free food on set.

I don't think even a single one has thanked him for literally making them relevant. They are all thanksless bastards. Its just that some are more obvious than others.

As funny as it sounds, that “free food on set” was more like craft services like snacks and water, including in the Nevada desert. The whole complaint was that Doug was making a feature film and he couldn’t bother to be professional or make accommodations that even amateurs and students would know to have when making a movie.

her singing voice....

That's even worse.

Everyone on CA thought they had killer pipes .

 

[Mystery Spy]

As funny as it sounds, that “free food on set” was more like craft services like snacks and water, including in the Nevada desert. The whole complaint was that Doug was making a feature film and he couldn’t bother to be professional or make accommodations that even amateurs and students would know to have when making a movie.

I personally have always find that accusation silly because Doug was not a failed film student like Lindsay. How could he know? He was an ex janitor and his job was to literally clean toilets not long ago. His whole experience so far had been pouring a camera to his face.

From his point of view he was making a movie with friends (because let's face it hey all pretended to be) not a feature film. Nowadays it's pretty standard for big youtubers to act like small movie studios. But Doug was on uncharted territory when he started.

Granted I can buy he might have acted badly if he didn't plant a time for them to get food. But expecting him to have the know how of a studio, as a guy on YouTube is insane. Petty at best.

 

[MisterBee]

I personally have always find that accusation silly because Doug was not a failed film student like Lindsay. How could he know? He was an ex janitor and his job was to literally clean toilets not long ago. His whole experience so far had been pouring a camera to his face.

From his point of view he was making a movie with friends (because let's face it hey all pretended to be) not a feature film. Nowadays it's pretty standard for big youtubers to act like small movie studios. But Doug was on uncharted territory when he started.

Granted I can buy he might have acted badly if he didn't plant a time for them to get food. But expecting him to have the know how of a studio, as a guy on YouTube is insane. Petty at best.

There's behind the scenes footage from Benzaie where the guy that plays maiti said he was goingto get food and water for the crew. Methinks the 'no food and water' became highly exaggerated

 

[Jason Wynn]

Even so, did not a single one of them pipe up and say “Yo Doug! We need something to eat and drink.” or did they just quietly sit and brood like a pouty teenager instead of trying to solve the issue. Doug can be dumb, but I don’t see him as malicious. Almost guaranteed if somebody had brought it to his attention his response would have been “oh shit! My bad! Sorry guys!” and made a food run. Did none of these grown ass adults think to themselves, okay there’s nothing to eat or drink, sucks but I’ll go get myself something then like an adult would.

This was such a petty non-issue people made a mountain out of.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Even so, did not a single one of them pipe up and say “Yo Doug! We need something to eat and drink.” or did they just quietly sit and brood like a pouty teenager instead of trying to solve the issue. Doug can be dumb, but I don’t see him as malicious. Almost guaranteed if somebody had brought it to his attention his response would have been “oh shit! My bad! Sorry guys!” and made a food run. Did none of these grown ass adults think to themselves, okay there’s nothing to eat or drink, sucks but I’ll go get myself something then like an adult would.

This was such a petty non-issue people made a mountain out of.

I think the bigger issue was that Channel Awesome tried to present themselves as a professional (or at least competent) bastion of entertainment, but they couldn’t get the basics done right that’s needed to pass the smell test). At least that’s what LordKat said IIRC.

I personally have always find that accusation silly because Doug was not a failed film student like Lindsay. How could he know? He was an ex janitor and his job was to literally clean toilets not long ago. His whole experience so far had been pouring a camera to his face.

From his point of view he was making a movie with friends (because let's face it hey all pretended to be) not a feature film. Nowadays it's pretty standard for big youtubers to act like small movie studios. But Doug was on uncharted territory when he started.

Granted I can buy he might have acted badly if he didn't plant a time for them to get food. But expecting him to have the know how of a studio, as a guy on YouTube is insane. Petty at best.

TBH, the only reason I mentioned “feature film” was because the films from years 2-4 are long enough to be classified as one (at least when you stick them together). I wasn’t expecting greatness.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

The no food and water shit from the channel awesome "Movies" always seemed stupid to me. These are grown ass people if Doug had no food or water for people midday Doug would hear a stranger yell "Who ordered the Hoagie and Coke?" and me yelling "That'd be me buddy" if I was there.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

There's behind the scenes footage from Benzaie where the guy that plays maiti said he was goingto get food and water for the crew. Methinks the 'no food and water' became highly exaggerated

Linkara talks about in the 4th part of his commentary track on Kickassia 30 secs in that Bhargo would go to the strip mall to get food with other people like Linkara himself. Bhargo talks about in his commentary track about how he went to get food with Chris Larios, Linkara, Lordkat, and Lindsay Ellis about 1hr and 6 mins in. In the Kickassia Random Footage video from The Game Heroes, Larios is jokingly referred to as the food servant because he was the one taking people's food orders. There's also the Film Brain 2nd Year Anniversary vlog where Doug talks about how they cover lunch and it will be Quizno's and Taco Bell. The Film Brain Anniversary Vlog also debunks the allegation that they had to be told to have water when Bhargo mentions he will get food, water, and a first kid kit while Doug talks about how they will have water but to bring your own water just in case because of how dry the desert is. The vlog in the 18th minute mark also debunks Lindsay's claim about how they acted she was a princess when she asked about catering when all she did was ask about coffee and Doug answered the question two times then laughed when she couldn't ask a question the third time not because she wanted catering. Unfortunately even people on here tend to believe the document when they just blindly repeat the claims about how there was no food and water on the set of Kickassia when all you have to do is some research to show that's bullshit made up by a Smear and Harassment campaign aka #ChangeTheChannel.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Linkara talks about in the 4th part of his commentary track on Kickassia 30 secs in that Bhargo would go to the strip mall to get food with other people like Linkara himself. Bhargo talks about in his commentary track about how he went to get food with Chris Larios, Linkara, Lordkat, and Lindsay Ellis about 1hr and 6 mins in. In the Kickassia Random Footage video from The Game Heroes, Larios is jokingly referred to as the food servant because he was the one taking people's food orders. There's also the Film Brain 2nd Year Anniversary vlog where Doug talks about how they cover lunch and it will be Quizno's and Taco Bell. The Film Brain Anniversary Vlog also debunks the allegation that they had to be told to have water when Bhargo mentions he will get food, water, and a first kid kit while Doug talks about how they will have water but to bring your own water just in case because of how dry the desert is. The vlog in the 18th minute mark also debunks Lindsay's claim about how they acted she was a princess when she asked about catering when all she did was ask about coffee and Doug answered the question two times then laughed when she couldn't ask a question the third time not because she wanted catering. Unfortunately even people on here tend to believe the document when they just blindly repeat the claims about how there was no food and water on the set of Kickassia when all you have to do is some research to show that's bullshit made up by a Smear and Harassment campaign aka #ChangeTheChannel.

I must have missed the Lindsay princess claim, because all I remember from her was her saying that it was lacking in professionalism and Lindsay felt insulted and she was ashamed of her part in the films even back then.

As for KF believing anything, I’d say it’s because some people really hate Doug (or want a reason to hate Doug because they think he sucks.