Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Bassomatic]

NGL little sad Rob didn't come by in PA trip. That video was heart warming, While I'm pretty open minded and traveled, I guess I'm always a sucker for my state and they both looked really happy, they deserve it. So I'm glad they got to do it. Next time, I'll get you the best cheese steak.

While it's clearly an underhanded shot, end of the day it's two boomers enjoying life and honestly happy. That's refreshing, they aren't trying to go viral or sucking up to get paid from a diner etc. Just people touring and enjoying life.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I have only seen these things in amusement parks, providing minimum entertainment to people trapped in an hour long queue. I hope they upcharged the fuck out of him for buying a single unit, since they most likely deal in bulk orders

And you really can only use it during the evening or night, during the day it's going to be too bright unless you have a in a heavily shaded area.

Im doing great on carnivore guise! *gurgle* *cough* *death rattle*
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All this must be affecting his brain because people have literally been calling out his diet and how he looked since he started. And it's been longer than 17 years that he's been a fatass.

But this is Fatty Scalfatty we're talking about. He has this amazing ability to delude himself over what's happened.

By this logic you are also gay and creepy since you wouldn't post here if you didn't give a fuck what people here thought.

Nigger faggots like him, and Fatty Scalfatty, always care what others have to say about them. It's part of the issue where they're concerned that if you don't like them you must be a bad person.

 

[semitooth]

It's pathetic and weird that a fat 65 year old boomer reads this tranny hate website and is dragging his clueless wife to meet another old guy irl who is only marginally more retarded and strange than he is for attention from the people here on a barely updated thread. Sorry but if he wasn't kissing ass you would admit at the very least that's gay and creepy.

stop niggering up the thread

 

[AnOminous]

They're nice if you entertain a lot and have a gazebo grill and bar area to put it. None of which pertain to Jack.
Here's a good example of where 99.9% of people who have them, put them.
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But why does Jack need one? It's not like he has friends or anything.

Oh you're not going to ask which streamer I'm talking about? They also said they felt sorry for robs wife.

Shut the fuck up retard.

Im doing great on carnivore guise! *gurgle* *cough* *death rattle*

Lmao @ this fat, dying idiot telling us how great he's doing when you can literally hear the fluid in his lungs when he's gurgling out retarded bullshit.

Specifically, he's a "I'm going to heaven and you're not" christian.

More laughable Jackshit. I know he's not going to Heaven because anywhere with Jack in it is NOT Heaven. It's Hell.

 

[VenomPlug]

It's pathetic and weird that a fat 65 year old boomer reads this tranny hate website and is dragging his clueless wife to meet another old guy irl who is only marginally more retarded and strange than he is for attention from the people here on a barely updated thread. Sorry but if he wasn't kissing ass you would admit at the very least that's gay and creepy.

Shit take is shit

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Shit take is shit

Didn't think Rob's gentle trolling would get under somebody's skin like that.

I will say Jack has gone the extra mile and given us an arm and a leg for his content, though.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

RE the outdoor TV, that's kinda a thing around here, a lot of guys use the deck/garage as a "man room" and use the TV to stream music or watch sports.

Not really my thing, if I'm out grilling or doing yard work, I like the natural sounds, plus I don't want to annoy my neighbors.

But Jack is a man child that needs 24/7 stimulation and doesn't care what others think of him, unless it's a "bad" comment on his retarded social media channels.

And leave Rob alone. He's my favorite substitute teacher I never had.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

RE the outdoor TV, that's kinda a thing around here, a lot of guys use the deck/garage as a "man room" and use the TV to stream music or watch sports.

That's what I was thinking, I wouldn't put it on just to have it on or if I'm doing something else.

 

[Whaler]

and is dragging his clueless wife

She's an adult, if she didn't want to partake in it, she can say no. She's obviously aware of what's going on and is having some fun with her husband for a few giggles where nobody is getting hurt or negatively affected. Which brings up this question, what exactly are you trying to accuse Rob of, since you and that other fopdoodle created your accounts here recently and decided to start attacking Rob.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

It's pathetic and weird that a fat 65 year old boomer reads this tranny hate website and is dragging his clueless wife to meet another old guy irl who is only marginally more retarded and strange than he is for attention from the people here on a barely updated thread. Sorry but if he wasn't kissing ass you would admit at the very least that's gay and creepy.

Don't talk shit about my man Rob, he is the most based of us all.

Back on the thread topic, Jack buying an outside TV is objectivly a very Fat thing to do, and if he wants to watch TV while grilling he's missing the point of why cooking outside is fun. Tending the fire with both of your arms while you chill with a beer and enjoy the sunshine is peak comfyness.

 

[ZipDisk]

Rob is not gentle. People keep saying that, but he is not.

Rob is full Black Celebration. He bought Jack a Meat Advent Calendar. He ordered Broccoli as a side, knowing exactly what that means.

Seriously. I love Rob, but his NOT Mr. Rogers. He sees Jack for exactly the grasping gasping creature he is.

He makes troles look like faggots simply by not being a faggot. He keeps the milk flowing where other troles would fuck things up.

RECIPE ROULETTE MOTHERFUCKER.

Every recipe Rob makes with two working hands is a dunk.

As to Flanders Guarders... fucking why?

I honestly do not take any amusement in the Gym Trainor shit, I think it's gay fanfic and should go die.

Jack and Tammy deserve documentation for the abomination against god they are. They need no fanfic assistance.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

How do you know this exactly? "So honey I found this dumb disabled guy on youtube that has delusions he's a famous chef and for months I've been pretending to like him while flashing knowing glances at a forum that calls his family a pack of fat retards and calls his son a faggot pedophile, isn't that a riot? You want to drive hours to go meet them with me?"

How old were you when Jack Jr. first took an interest in you? Do you still see him regularly?

 

[The Weaboo Complex]

How do you know this exactly? "So honey I found this dumb disabled guy on youtube that has delusions he's a famous chef and for months I've been pretending to like him while flashing knowing glances at a forum that calls his family a pack of fat retards and calls his son a faggot pedophile, isn't that a riot? You want to drive hours to go meet them with me?"

the more you post the more you sound gay for Rob

 

[Whaler]

How do you know this exactly? "So honey I found this dumb disabled guy on youtube that has delusions he's a famous chef and for months I've been pretending to like him while flashing knowing glances at a forum that calls his family a pack of fat retards and calls his son a faggot pedophile, isn't that a riot? You want to drive hours to go meet them with me?"

How do I know Robs wife is an adult with the ability to make her own decisions? Simple, just a quick look at how they (Rob and her) interact with each other and how fine she is to appear in videos. If you don't like Rob and the Farms, and you take that much umbrage with people making jokes about Jack and his family, maybe you should go hang out somewhere else. This fucking idea that grown women are incapable of making their own choices and having their own agency seems to be a growing trend in few Lolcow circles and I would like to know why that is.

 

[Puggers]

This @Fub guy is a real faggot. Just ignore him.

In other news, Jack is unironically using soyjacks again. Here's his latest.

 

[Super Hans v2]

For as someone as terminally online as Jack is, you'd think that he'd be aware of how faggy people always look when making those faces. He has at least some social awareness, he's not Jr throwing around the nigger word despite holding the same opinion.

 

[AltisticRight]

This @Fub guy is a real faggot. Just ignore him.

In other news, Jack is unironically using soyjacks again. Here's his latest.
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Jack is the type to see a few words he can't read and immediately think it's fake.

 

[p1138]

How do I know Robs wife is an adult with the ability to make her own decisions? Simple, just a quick look at how they (Rob and her) interact with each other and how fine she is to appear in videos. If you don't like Rob and the Farms, and you take that much umbrage with people making jokes about Jack and his family, maybe you should go hang out somewhere else. This fucking idea that grown women are incapable of making their own choices and having their own agency seems to be a growing trend in few Lolcow circles and I would like to know why that is.

Nah, instead of 2 grown retired adults who go travelling a lot and can meet with Fatty for a laugh as a side trip for a day or two it has to be some weird coercion by Rob. I'd be willing to bet that since Rob isn't psychotic that he does things Patty wants to do off camera.

How does it go? "tell us you've never seen or experienced a healthy relationship without telling us you've never seen or experienced a healthy relationship"? Is that you Junior? Don't you have gamer words to be yelling while your father is filming?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This @Fub guy is a real faggot. Just ignore him.

In other news, Jack is unironically using soyjacks again. Here's his latest.
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Jack is the kind of person who should get a pneumococcal vaccine (which has been around for decades) given the fact he's a 3-5x stroke survivor

Dont have a strong opinion about Rob myself, but sometimes i do get those "If you have to say that you're better than someone..." Aloggy vibes from him.

At least he's not trying to become a protagonist in Jack's world like so many orbiters try to around other cows. I like my milk as pure and untouched as can

I want to be like Rob when I am retired and entertain myself by trolling fat retards like Jack

 

[Tiresome]

Jack is the kind of person who should get a pneumococcal vaccine (which has been around for decades) given the fact he's a 3-5x stroke survivor


I want to be like Rob when I am retired and entertain myself by trolling fat retards like Jack

And, in the chance his ignorant conspiratard beliefs turn out to be correct, he should still get it and then die.