Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

The possibilities are horrifying

Little kids run to mom and dad’s room as a normal thing. No way one of the littlest two hasn’t had a nightmare and come running to the crack den. Either it was always locked (bad, but better than the alternative) or those kids have seen things.

Imagine telling your six year old to fuck off and forget her bad dream because Daddy is wearing the Balldo and can’t be bothered

 

[Red flaming panda]

Dax, Barnes, EVS, etc. do not believe a word of what they say. They are just sweeping so they can continue to grift whatever it is they think they're getting from being Nick's special goons.

This grift makes no fucking sense. It's clear that there's more of a finical benefit to shitting on Nick yet they're choosing to ruin their reputation by siding with the shit excuse of a father. So I rather skeptical about the idea that it's just for the grift. I feel like there's another reason.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I really hope this isn’t what happened, but Nick is 100% the kind of asshole who would think it was based to “make a man out of” his teenage son with whatever whore was around, even if it made them eskimo bros. There’s very little I’d put past him at this point. I don’t think he can shock me anymore.

especially because the kid is over the age of consent in MN. So its not even statutory, and his wish his parents talked to him about sex more means Nick 100% at least proposed such an idea. let's just hope his sons actually believed all that christian bullshit he forced down their throats their entire lives.

PPP i think even said on Kino Kasino that Nick led to his own demise deciding to raise the kids in a homeschooling set up that was so heavily religious and that if they were public school kids he'd never have gotten the cops called on him in the first place. In general if Nick actually followed through on his bullshit hatred of the church and just let his kids be public school kids he'd not be arrested for drug possession now.

This revelation better not be involving the kids in a sexual manner.

he's letting the 9 year old do cocaine, there's no way in hell the other kids didn't have worse shit going on. Maybe the 9 year old did cocaine and the others DOC was just sex. we all know what being a teenager is like and i'm sure being trapped in a house with those overly sexual types will have the same effect on a child as being molested would. Someone already brought up flowers in the attic but at the very most it was probably just mutual masturbation and still destroyed the kids psychologically.

Especially because of how crazy the swing was. Nick didn't even curse on his streams and seemed like he taught the kids the same sort of morals and then come 2022 he went full 180. Its like the child neglect stuff, sure there are some teenagers and even 9 year olds that would love parents who'd let them do cocaine and brought them porn and sex toys and let them just stay up gooning and playing video games. But from what we know, thats not these kids. These kids were clearly meant to be the good christian kids and i'm sure weren't even allowed to say the word fuck much less watch movies or tv with sex scenes or other offensive content, until Nick spiraled.

this whiplash probably fucked them up more than if they were the kids of crackheads and just had this shit normalized to them. For all we know April probably didn't even wear clothes most of the time she was at the house.

Imagine telling your six year old to fuck off and forget her bad dream because Dadd

this isn't an imagine scenario, we literally saw Nick go apeshit on his daughter for doing exactly that like 5 years ago.

 

[Captain Manning]

This grift makes no fucking sense. It's clear that there's more of a finical benefit to shitting on Nick yet they're choosing to ruin their reputation by siding with the shit excuse of a father. So I rather skeptical about the idea that it's just for the grift. I feel like there's another reason.

Yes and no. They're all slightly different.

EVS is doing it because Eric July is making him look like an incompetent asshole and he desperately needs allies to bring about total nigger death. He was/is hoping Nick will help. It's not so much a grift in and of itself as it's him trying to save his long running Comicsgate grift, which has seen better days. Refunds for Cyberfrog 3 keep coming in.

Dax is a contrarian lolbertarian fag that enjoys getting a rise out of people and generally being an immoral/amoral dipshit. What he's doing here is actually classic Dax. He thinks it's funny.

Barnes... Barnes, I feel IS going for a grift. He wants to court all the people who are susceptible to the notion this is a deep state conspiracy against a valiant freedom fighter and truth speaker (as if that were Rekieta at all). I don't think he actually believes any of it himself. Unfortunately, there are quite a few people that will believe it and he's counting on that for $$$.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Nick is the only person I've ever seen actually argue for Redo of Healer being a good show. Cody from Anime Outsiders (the guy who sperged out on Stand With Vic people and brought Vic's case to Nick's attention in the first place) trying to convince him it was a shit series (because it is) and not accept Nick's non-arguments that it's good (because it isn't) actually made him look less autistic by comparison.

Redo has the main character engaging in regular threesomes with a loli if I'm not mistaken, go figure Nick would simp for it.

It's like an absolute shit version of rising of the shield hero. You don't need rape to make a point. It's edgy AF with hentai, and gets boring after an episode or two.

The protagonist is a petty shortsighted loser who could have just fucked off on the second playthrough, and did the whole adventure on his own. Tbh, if I were the guy I would have just enlisted an army and invaded/took over the kingdom. All of the rapists are shown to be completely incompetent in the management of their duties, and removing them from power would probably benefit the citizens and help more people. You know like your job as a fucking healer.

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's always amusing watching Luciferic rebellion get crushed by Ahrimanic bureaucracy.

Nick thought he could have his selfish rejection of God or the good, if you will, and retain the support he had when he was canceled by YouTube.

Instead, he indulged in his own hedonistic pleasures, revelling in rebellion and found that the oppressive state will grind him down even as he aligned himself with the degeneracy of the modern managerial class.

He would have been better served by fleeing fatherhood to Mexico with Ralph rather than try to drag his children with him to Hell.

 

[John Wicks taint]

This grift makes no fucking sense. It's clear that there's more of a finical benefit to shitting on Nick yet they're choosing to ruin their reputation by siding with the shit excuse of a father. So I rather skeptical about the idea that it's just for the grift. I feel like there's another reason.

All of the Balldo washers doing their sweeping makes perfect sense. They seek to sweep up as many crumbs (followers ) off Rekieta's table. They are pumping that well until it is completely dry in the hopes of gaining some followers. It really is just a grift.

Unfortunately for them, as time has marched on, they look more and more ridiculous. Defending an out of control coke-head and his harem is bad enough, but the whole thing with the kids, the neglect, and the drugs has hopefully tarnished their reputations more than any gains in followers and whatever internet clout they perceive gaining.

I guarantee this ends badly for slick Nick and his wife. I'm betting on jail time. And then I will savor all the videos disavowing Rekeita, and the gaslighting that will ensue. It will be glorious when they start getting called out on it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I guarantee this ends badly for slick Nick and his wife. I'm betting on jail time. And then I will savor all the videos disavowing Rekeita, and the gaslighting that will ensue. It will be glorious when they start getting called out on it.

Liquid Kid's list will become very important, as will the Balldowashers thread - we will have people trying to rewrite history, acting like they knew all along, or were just "waiting for the facts" despite the facts being around for a long time.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

This revelation better not be involving the kids in a sexual manner. By the end of this, the house better be torn down.

Cocaine. Molly. Wife swapping degenerate couples and perverts who exist outside norms. Hookers. Visiting strip bars.

I think it is a safe bet that Aaron & April were not the first couple, or set of people who came in for the Rekieta orgy and drug cornucopia.

With that cocktail in play, I don't see how all of the children remained unmolested.

 

[Red flaming panda]

EVS is doing it because Eric July is making him look like an incompetent asshole and he desperately needs allies to bring about total nigger death. He was/is hoping Nick will help. It's not so much a grift in and of itself as it's him trying to save his long running Comicsgate grift, which has seen better days. Refunds for Cyberfrog 3 keep coming in.

It's really pathetic that EVS is more interested in trying to "save" an industry no one gives two fucks about then the fact kids were neglected. Goes to show how much comic fans are complete man children.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

There's an unintentional comedy with those paintings behind them. There's something about that weird joker painting being right over his shoulder that cracks me up. I imagine those exact pictures showing up in the background of an incompetent lawyer's office in Smiling Friends or Tom Goes to the Mayor.

The end of both of those shows would reveal that he has felony drug possession charges and that his kid tested positive for cocaine.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

First thing any good defense attorney will tell you: "Shut the fuck up. Don't self-snitch. They'll use your words against you. Shut the fuck up."

and Nick is out here blabbering like he's getting paid by the word.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Kayla had apparently given Aaron a copy of the book "Pawverbs" to read. An important book apparently to Kayla. Kayla asked Aaron about the book remotely when he was at his place and he said he had read several chapters and it was great. Then Kayla discovered that Aaron had not taken the book with him. That it was still at Nick's house. The entire rest of the polycule then apparently went into a rage over lying Aaron.

So Kayla's hobbies are:
- Zonking out on pills
- Doing coke
- Swinging
- Neglecting her children
- Reading treacly Jesus-flavored stories about household pets

If someone made this up the editor would send it back as too heavy-handed.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Kayla's gonna take the fall for all of it.
You can already see Rackets setting up the defense. "But I wasn't.. there."
He will convince her she needs to take the fall so he can maintain his image in order to keep making money for tHe FaMiLyYyyy. <_<

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Is it at all possible that the reason they found cocaine in the little girl's hair because, it was literally in her hair at some point? Like if we crawled in the wrong place and kicked up some porcelain dust, or it came off Nick's mustache when he was giving her a kiss? It sounds really fucking stupid, so Nick might actually use it as a defense. But is it possible?

How much did they find in her system? 500mg? What does that look like sitting on a table?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So Kayla's hobbies are:
- Zonking out on pills
- Doing coke
- Swinging
- Neglecting her children
- Reading treacly Jesus-flavored stories about household pets

If someone made this up the editor would send it back as too heavy-handed.

You forgot trawling Star Trek-themed mobile games for new dick. Kayla asked Nick if he’d mind her getting into a “relationship” with a guy she met on one of those and Nick said yes, he would.

It will be a miracle if any of their kids have a good relationship in their entire lives.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is it at all possible that the reason they found cocaine in the little girl's hair because, it was literally in her hair at some point?

No. It's a hair follicle test. It measures what was taken into in your body, not what was in your hair.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

No. It's a hair follicle test. It measures what was taken into in your body, not what was in your hair.

and cocaine can't get into the follicles from direct contact to your scalp, right? Because that sounded really fucking stupid to me even when I came up with it. But my intrusive thoughts in bed wouldn't shut up about it, so I found myself asking.

 

[Captain Manning]

and cocaine can't get into the follicles from direct contact to your scalp, right? Because that sounded really fucking stupid to me even when I came up with it. But my intrusive thoughts in bed wouldn't shut up about it, so I found myself asking.

No.

Some of the Balldoguards have tried that defense, but it's not good science. The top of her head wasn't sprinkled with cocaine.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

No.

Some of the Balldoguards have tried that defense, but it's not good science. The top of her head wasn't sprinkled with cocaine.

Yeah, you're right. Unless Nick got so high he thought his daughter's head was a delicious pizza pie and the cocaine was a bottle of Parmesan cheese.