Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%
  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,472
She takes the kids and comes out first to make an emotionally loaded vaguepost about the whole thing. I don't want to assume malice but what she's doing is really really fucking stupid. Dank has a million subs including many trolls and shitposters and she seems totally ill-equipped to deal with any of that. I'd wager this now forces Dankula to publicly address this for the sake of the kids.
 
Can she even provide for the babs by herself or is this another case of "I take the house, the kids, the car and also gibsme alimony"? Daft cunt. Women really are retarded.
it has to be, she doesnt have a job, lived as a stay at home housewife for years in a big house, and given dankula's criminal history he is going to get absolutlely fucked in the divorce courts
 
She was wrong to do that. Yesterday some creep made a post using The Quartering’s joke with Dankula to imply creep stuff about one of his duaghters. Dank blew up on him, and shut it down.

Did she not know that happened? Doesn’t she think others who hate him will try the same creep stuff using personal business Dank asked her not share?
 
Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank
Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell. Announcing it over Twitter in such a vague manner while leaving a popular Youtuber is a terrible way to handle this. She will most likely fuck over herself, Dankula and especially the kids by inviting the Internet to their divorce proceedings.
 
Not to be mean or anything but if the number of shitty tattoos and piercings they both have are to be taken as a metric of their overall mental stability I'm surprised they lasted this long.
I took the L for the past few years in hoping they were a one off case, like "Hey see, you CAN be a lolbertarian, AND marry an "sjw lookalike" and it'll work out!"
Nah, trust your lying eyes. What a time to be alive.
 
Confirmation coming from him via 'cord isn't helping him any
He confirmed it officially via his xitter now.
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Something must have happened, she stuck with him during the period where he couldn’t work as a doorman and his YouTube hadn’t taken off yet during the nazi pug era. Might be the troon shit, but I doubt we’ll ever know because his wife seems sensible enough to just take his money and take care of the kids while also not having an internet big internet presence of her own.
 
Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank
That's such a horrifically bad post. Literally MY and MY, she looks a lot worse compared to Dank making a much better and clearer public comment. It's clear she thinks she can go again riding the dick rollercoaster while keeping care of two girls.

Dank should have read enough Madlad stories by now to know that either he gets full custody or his daughters are gonna get molested by the weekly boyfriend (though at least it's not boys to go through a trans arc). But Dank will probably go full lolbertian.
 
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