Count Dankula

[Smashed & Slamed]

He used to date someone that became nonbinary ,but I think they broke off and he is now single,but I haven't seen nothing related to jerma in years so take that with a grain of salt.

Dick game so weak he made her poon out.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

She finally got tired of his tiny dick

 

[BikeLock]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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>Doesn't want drama
>Posts about it in public to thousands.

Certified Woman moment.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

That is the type of stuff that can be "mostly" harmless,

Simping for trannies and femboys isn't harmless. It is the bloody defcon 1, red alert, homo maximum.

 

[Pargon]

I've seen this whole "growing apart" thing so many times. Is it the new excuse for not putting effort into working things out like long term relationships are supposed to?

Are you 12? That’s a thing that’s been said IRL and in fiction for fucking decades.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Maybe Dank should have thought about his kids before sucking all that girldick?

That’s the reddit style revenge thirst I’m talking about. „So if the other person already hurt our kids and me, I get a free shot at them too, even if it further hurts our kids!“

 

[Dan of Steel]

Lidl, it's ok. People get rejected and that's fine. But seething about men all day on the farms isn't healthy. Please go outside, I promise that you'll eventually end up in a happy relationship .

This is true that she should, however, that doesn't excuse Dankula for being a failture of a father and putting his need to coom inside crossdressing faggots ahead of caring for his kids.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

You guys are making me agree completely with Lidl and I hate that but come the fuck on.
He's the one who put them in the public eye by being a youtuber, he's the one who said sexual things on the internet for money like some twitch thot and posed suggestively with troons pretending they aren't gross pornsick caricatures despite having two daughters who are someday going to wonder what daddy's doing with that man. If he was worried about what his daughters would find online someday about his divorce and that's why it's "bad" for the wife to mention it, then why wasn't he always worried about how he looked online?

He obviously mentions their kids too, since he and his fans used his family life as a degeneracy shield. Any time I've checked this thread it's about him and trannies and the fact that people should give him a pass because "he has kids". Why would having kids make degen shit more ok? That's like the opposite of what makes sense.
I don't understand why anyone ever gunt guarded for this little soy golem except maybe because Null did once because he watched him when he was younger.

 

[Vibralldo]

She finally got tired of his tiny dick

Or he got tired of her lack of dick

 

[Dead Air]

He was tranny chasing wasn't he?

 

[Paper Machete]

This isn't some manosphere conspiracy. She's just a scorned lover. Likely, she knows people will find out eventually anyway. My bet is that she wanted to announce it to pique curiosity, knowing people will investigate, and she's banking on whatever they find being more damning for him than it is for her. Then instead of it being her going full bitch mode she's merely responding to people or clearing the rumors up. He wanted to keep it quiet, she didn't and this is her way of popping the balloon.

As for the stuff like "my" kids, well, if she's a stay at home mom and from her perspective taking on most of the responsibility for the children aside from financial then yes it will feel more that way to her and regardless of how based any of you think Dank is, likely that will only get worse now they're separated. As entertaining a personality he might be, personalities like that don't often tend to make stable and engaged parents.

Good luck and godspeed to the children involved. They'll need it.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I agree with your statement, but you are a certified faggot for whining about stickers.

This has nothing to do with stickers. This is the intervention for Lidl. She clearly needs one.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Just out of curiosity, is she supposed to pretend to be in a sham marriage and act as some sort of shadow-wife while singlehandedly taking care of both kids? If so, for how long? At what age is she permitted by you to exist outside of Dankula's shadow?

It's more a question of if a public statement is really necessary right now. She could have removed all mention of being his wife from her profiles and cleaned up her timeline of him if she wanted to do this quietly. It also doesn't seem wise to make a public announcement before the divorce is actually settled. At which point, that's a different scenario. However, at the moment, they just appear to be living separately and going through the legal process. Does it really seem smart to you to draw the internet's eye to you before you've even finished sorting out the legal work? Is waiting to make some kind of coordinated statement after things are wrapped up "being forced to live as his shadow wife?"

 

[Chuck McGill]

It's fascinating to me how many people in this thread are wholly incapable or unwilling to delineate between "getting divorced" and "telling the entire internet about it after explicitly being asked not to". It's a bit scary to know there's a growing segment of the population that thinks it didn't happen if it isn't on Twitter.

 

[Lidl Drip]

That’s the reddit style revenge thirst I’m talking about. „So if the other person already hurt our kids and me, I get a free shot at them too, even if it further hurts our kids!“

The kids are going to know that their mom and dad are divorced even if she doesn't say anything about it publicly, you do realize that? Or do you think she should keep it a secret from the kids and how exactly is that supposed to work when they don't live together anymore? Their kids are also going to know that their dad sucks girldick and simps for troons because HE chose to make that very public. Not her.

 

[Steinercard]

To be fair, Dankula has posted absolutely degenerate things regarding his lust for femboys and trannies. I can see any Mother being wary of that sort of man being around her kids. It's never "ironic".

 

[SargonF00t]

It is not easy being the wife of a High Court Justice.

 

[Michael Wade]

I feel really sad that this is encouraged and considered normal.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I can see any Mother being wary of that sort of man being around her kids.

I don't think anyone is criticizing that. I completely sympathize with her position and her decision to leave.

The gay thing is posting about personal strife on Twitter and simultaneously saying "I don't want drama". If you're going to be an attention whore, just own it.

 

[FedPostalService]

Christ, can you imagine what the kids new stepdad will smell like?