Count Dankula

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Lol when you catch your internet-famous husband sucking fag dick for cock, you are entitled to a little bit of drama-mongering. I'm pretty sure it's literally the law.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Bruh... If Marcus is addicted to the girldick, do you really blame her for wanting out and not keep quiet?

For the first part no, for the second part yes. I do not care how bad it must’ve hurt, I am not a redditor, I do not live through watching other people take le epic revenge.
There is only one singular thing here that matters, and that is their kids. There is nothing she could’ve said or posted on the internet about her failed marriage or ANY part of her private life that would’ve been anything but a net negative for them.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

That's some grade-A copium, if she was a good woman who was concerned for your children like you are she wouldn't be airing dirty laundry in the public square.

I think he was just trying to defuse the situation and hope she doesn't do more of the wrong thing.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

Ten bucks says she's already got a new dick (or a dick in waiting)

Ten bucks says he has a new dick (or a new bussy depending if he tops or bottoms) in waiting.

 

[Lidl Drip]

For the first part no, for the second part yes. I do not care how bad it must’ve hurt, I am not a redditor, I do not live through watching other people take le epic revenge.
There is only one singular thing here that matters, and that is their kids. There is nothing she could’ve said or posted on the internet about her failed marriage or ANY part of her private life that would’ve been anything but a net negative for them.

Maybe Dank should have thought about his kids before sucking all that girldick?

 

[DumbDude43]

Maybe she was pissed about the amount of dirty laundry produced by Markus pounding every twink bumhole in Glasgow? Could that be the explanation?

the smart thing to do in that case is collect documentation and evidence and have her lawyer use it as ammunition in divorce court. raising a stink in public just makes her look like an attention seeker at best, or spiteful and vindictive at worst.
even if you decide to smear someone in public, the smart way to do it is not to say anything yourself and instead 'leak' information to third parties using anonymous burner accounts, to keep yourself out of the spotlight as much as possible and maintain plausible deniability (like we saw recently with the rekieta court documents that were posted to the site)

 

[Easterling]

the smart thing to do in that case is collect documentation and evidence and have her lawyer use it as ammunition in divorce court. raising a stink in public just makes her look like an attention seeker at best, or spiteful and vindictive at worst.
even if you decide to smear someone in public, the smart way to do it is not to say anything yourself and instead 'leak' information to third parties using anonymous burner accounts, to keep yourself out of the spotlight as much as possible and maintain plausible deniability (like we saw recently with the rekieta court documents that were posted to the site)

My brother in Christ she's married to the "nazi pug guy" she's basically won in the court of Bongland by default.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I'm trying to think of a joke, but I can't. This is just a sad situation and I feel sorry for the kids.

 

[Neuromantic]

Sargon stands alone. Still married, has kids and presents a respectable front facing image.

Sarg on deez nuts, faggot.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Tranny fucker this. BPD drama whore that.
Is there any confirmed info about the reason of the divorce or are people here just writing fanfiction?

Either way I feel bad for the kids, they don't deserve such retard parents.

Yeah we know nothing other than what we've been told. Accusations of cheating or troon fucking are rumors. Until one of them says it, I'm trusting the guy I've watched since he got arrested for making a pug do a funny salute, that it was just a falling out. Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Dankula has openly been horny about traps, femboys, and trans women on many of his videos. One of his most famous debates featuring Vaush has a segment in which he talks about how he doesn't understand why people hate troons because they "worship your dick". It's one of the reasons I stopped watching him. I don't want to hear about someone's fetishes when I'm just trying to indulge in my autism learning about Shinzo Abe's shit getting rocked with a handmade shotgun.

I just watch Mad Lads so I don't see any of this shit. Didn't know he was so open about his degeneracy.

 

[Heed Not]

Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out?

Is Jerma married or still just dating?

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Just out of curiosity, is she supposed to pretend to be in a sham marriage and act as some sort of shadow-wife while singlehandedly taking care of both kids?

She is supposed to either:

1. Shut up until the divorce is finalized then co-release a statement with her public-figure ex-husband to minimize drama (if the divorce is actually "amicable"). OR
2. Light his ass up with zero fucking mercy and full receipts to show everyone what a piece of shit scumbag he is and absolutely secure the rights to her children beyond any shadow of a doubt, to protect them from the dirtbag she's divorcing.

Any other option is just her being retarded and attention whoring, which is what is happening. If he's actually a tranny fucker or a cheater or some other variety of degenerate she gains nothing besides asspats and e-clout by keeping it quiet and vagueposting. Worse, she has kids who are inevitably going to be harmed by this behavior, so if she really thought that it was necessary to go to Twitter of all places she should have been quick and precise. Instead, she's letting Dankula potentially grab control of the situation and inviting all sorts of attention into the lives of her, her children, and her ex that may be extremely counter-productive to any sane goal she may have.

 

[Heed Not]

I've seen this whole "growing apart" thing so many times. Is it the new excuse for not putting effort into working things out like long term relationships are supposed to?

Just a symptom of everyone wanting e everything good to be effortless nowadays. I'm not working to fix a marriage when I can quit, get paid, and go find another one that doesn't ask effort of me.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

She already looks like a single Mom

 

[The Great Deliverer]

Is Jerma married or still just dating?

He used to date someone that became nonbinary ,but I think they broke off and he is now single,but I haven't seen nothing related to jerma in years so take that with a grain of salt.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

DSP's marriage outlives another.

 

[MidZeRo]

I can buy the "we've grown apart" thing.
Dank doesn't really behave like a dude with duties and obligations.
Kids change shit for a LOT of women, especially stay at home mothers. I can easily see him being the type of dude that doesn't take things seriously, or makes his wife feel like she's taking care of a third child.
She's been there from the start with him dealing with all the bs and drama he's gotten into. Most women only deal with that when they think that the end of those trials will be the ideal.
I remember Josh was talking to him about his Troon shit and mentioning that he was openly flirting with them online.
That is the type of stuff that can be "mostly" harmless, but place a woman in an insecure and vulnerable mindset.
A good woman will support you and stand by your side while you achieve your dreams.
At some point she will tell you that it's time to stop going out on Campaign and hang up the armor and sword.

 

[McSneaks]

Count Spankula

Spoiler

as in spanking his monkey cause his wife left lul

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

He seems to be taking it well.

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What better excuse for him to find a tranny in his bed than this?