Count Dankula

[gata]

Tranny fucker this. BPD drama whore that.
Is there any confirmed info about the reason of the divorce or are people here just writing fanfiction?

Either way I feel bad for the kids, they don't deserve such retard parents.

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

We can all agree. Trust no man that falls upon the wrong side of the "trap question". They are not to be trusted with what is important and that my fellow countrymen are TTD!!!!!

 

[Rotollo 2]

He seems to be taking it well. View attachment 6119414

if he gets a Lightning McQueen bed as his midlife crisis vehicle out of the divorce I wouldn't even be mad

 

[umami's milk]

Dank didn't clip his toenails. That ruins a marriage quick.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Just out of curiosity, is she supposed to pretend to be in a sham marriage and act as some sort of shadow-wife while singlehandedly taking care of both kids? If so, for how long? At what age is she permitted by you to exist outside of Dankula's shadow?

I don't know her and I don't follow Dankula. I'm just a casual traveler from your forum's front page. I clicked the link, I read her (public) tweet, and as a member of the general public (presumably her intended audience), it is my opinion that what she wrote in the tweet is retarded.

I mean, what did dude expect?
She posted all kinds of their minor bickerings on Twatter, awkward as fuck to see.
He married the danger hair vegetarian who is so "super duper nice" and respectful to everyone.
She was a junkie and in an abusive relationship prior to him. (If I recall correctly)
She's one of those dumb goywhores that don't give their kids cow's milk, cause "muh lactose intolerance" (even though he does, and nothing happens)
The red flags seriously didn't pop up at any point in time here?

Assuming this is true, then it's a retard making retarded tweets, which is consistent.

Solution: stop being retarded, for the sake of the children at least.

 

[Nick Obre]

It's clear she thinks she can go again riding the dick rollercoaster while keeping care of two girls.

Why did she need to get it off her chest?

Ten bucks says she's already got a new dick (or a dick in waiting) and she made it public because she wants to post pics of herself out with him in social media in the near future.

It's about that simple.

 

[Minus One]

Hope he'll get to keep the pug so he can milk the nazi shit to pay for child support

Apparently puggies have an  excellent sense of smell

I 100% believe he's chasing trannies and I would hate for that little guy to be constantly subjected to the stinkditch.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Sue's "he told me not to tell anyone" seems like a carefully worded piece of manipulation. And the whole "my children" comment, after she and Dank have twice gone through IVF, seems totally tone deaf. Not a good look.

I haven't caught up with the thread yet, hopefully it doesn't turn out Dank is a total cunt. Yes that would include fucking trannies up the arse while being a married father of two. Hopefully that hasn't happened.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

When Mark came out as a fag
His wife was left holding the bag
She refused to shut her gob
Cuz Mark had shit on his knob

 

[Wodanaz]

Project much?

yea when you say you don't want drama while announcing it to the de facto mainstream drama platform, kinda seems like projection or some other logical fucky wucky is going on. she fired the first shot here, and much like being the plaintiff in a lawsuit, that's generally not a position you want to be in. but you have seething hatred of men even doe you hate men for their seething hatred of women so that's why the person you're replying to just baited you instead of writing up a long post. I would recommend something but you will never listen. And how dare we speculate on a speculation site. lolololo

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Dude he met both F1nnster and that femboy blacksmithing tranny irl and probably countless other troons. F1nnster and him got so blackout drunk he "can't remember the night". You can assume what happened.

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Finnster and Dankula going to have another night out again?

 

[Rotollo 2]

Sue's "he told me not to tell anyone" seems like a carefully worded piece of manipulation. And the whole "my children" comment, after she and Dank have twice gone through IVF, seems totally tone deaf. Not a good look.

I haven't caught up with the thread yet, hopefully it doesn't turn out Dank is a total cunt. Yes that would include fucking trannies up the arse while being a married father of two. Hopefully that hasn't happened.

all I'm getting from this is that british "people" are unfit to have kids

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Also worth mentioning is that in Scotland (even moreso than the UK as a whole) she can bring up the fact that "he's a well known Nazi/far-right YouTuber" and probably get full custody of the kids on that basis alone.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Two kids. Sadie and Morag (scot names are fucking retarded).

Lmao morag is like some monster that lives in a mountain.

Btw for the uninitiated, like me, this is the incredibly sane and stable individual that dankula chose to procreate with and as a life partner.



Who could have possibly seen this coming.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

If she's amicably airing their dirty laundry then that girl is pissed the fuck off, especially if she's no history of this kind of thing.

Divorcing a chaser/coomer is good practice in general, but you want to do it BEFORE having kids with them. Terrible mistake to make.

 

[Null]

I don't know her and I don't follow Dankula. I'm just a casual traveler from your forum's front page. I clicked the link, I read her (public) tweet, and as a member of the general public (presumably her intended audience), it is my opinion that what she wrote in the tweet is retarded.

That doesn't really answer my question.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

@BibiLivesMatter That is the question. Is Dank going to shy away from the #bussy now that it is a bad reminder of his ruined marriage? Or is he going to drown himself in all of the freely available #bussy. And endless torrent of poop dick.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Sad that it happen. things will never be the same but i hope they atleast get along for the kids sake.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

Just to DABOONK the feature tourists, Markus has on multiple times admitted he regrets getting the red star + hammer and sickle combo and that he was a retard for ever buying into commie bullshit. He also covered it up with some new shit tattoo, I don't even know what it is, it just looks like someone drew over it with Sharpie.

 

[Crex Crex]

Can you faggots, on both sides, quit writing fanfic? Someone's gonna leak their divorce papers in a couple of years anyway so slapfighting over whether dankula fucks trannies or his wife is a BPD whore is totally useless.