Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

Probably should have posted this here instead of the general news thread, but on the way in to work today I got some tasty salt from NPR. They had on Noted Black Female Writer From California and she mad. Because obviously Trump won because racist white people don't like Obama.
 
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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
No reputable gun shop is going to sell a weapon to someone with as many mental disorders these people claim to have.
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"I'm sorry xir, but if your hair is more than one color, or some shade of red, purple, or blue, then I'm prohibited by law from letting you buy this machine gun".

"Sir, sir, SIR! Calm down sir! If your beard weighs more than you do, then I cannot legally sell you a dozen shotguns"

"OK, let's just check the paperwork, and then you can have your Magnum....wait a minute. Under 'sex', you checked both boxes, then added several more, including 'elf', 'dragon', 'IKEA dresser' and 'mayonnaise'. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take that gun back and give you your money back."
 
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BatNapalm said:
Other cows need to step up their game. So far, Dobbo and MovieBlob are neck-and-neck for MVP status in this, the Great Saltstorm of 2016.
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idk is chris wanting someone to kill trump really ramps it up but then again that is par for the course for chris so
but (and since i wanted a excuses to post this)
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smallmilk said:
It'd be funny if trump ends up being a totally normal president

Also how fucking pathetic do you have to be to get a panic attack from elections?
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I doubt Trump is the first egomaniac narcissist to enter the oval office, he certainly won't be the last. But he certainly won't turn America into a fascist dictatorship like all these snowflakes claim.

The only people who get panic attacks from elections are people who know jack shit about politics.
 
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If we can convert every individual grain of salt from this, we'd be the richest people on the planet.
We would never have to work again, have all the cheese pizza we want, and even buy our own private island.
Fuck it, we could buy our very own planet with that much money.
 
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I didn't want either of them, but people acting like this is the literal apocalypse need to chill the fuck out. Trump isn't gonna do shit. Go ahead and move to Maple Leaf Land, and see how well that works out with fucking Justin Trudeau.

This should be a massive wake-up call to the DNC. You fucked Bernie, and this is what you got.
 
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NARPASSWORD said:
If we can convert every individual grain of salt from this, we'd be the richest people on the planet.
We would never have to work again, have all the cheese pizza we want, and even buy our own private island.
Fuck it, we could buy our very own planet with that much money.
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Salt was even used as money in the Roman Empire at one point. If this happened back then, we could buy off the entire Empire several times over.
 
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