Count Dankula

[AnsemSoD1]

Damn, between this, Rackets, and numerous other cases, the Fandom Menace crowd really is in complete free fall now.

 

[Divine right to rule]

We need to go back to a time when divorce was considered shameful and if it was somehow necessary it was done as quietly as possible.

They were together for like a decade before marriage, so they probably saw it as "dating+" like many do.

 

[NotAlfred]

They were together for like a decade before marriage, so they probably saw it as "dating+" like many do.

They need more shame and consequences to encourage them to make constructive life choices.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Occam's razor tells me between the streams at odd hours, comedy shows (incl. trips to said shows), his own videos and whatever else their relationship grew sour in absentia, it would be as good a reason to separate as any; it might suck for the children but it would not be sustainable long term and perhaps they both felt it was better to rip off the band aid now than let it build up into an actual shitfest where someone ends up stabbed.

This being the internet and dank in particular the #bussy possibility is non-zero however, if it happened I'm putting down $20 on lovett.

 

[FedPostalService]

Im sure the last few Tism podcasts Dankula has been acting like everything was the same and normal at home. If I remember rightly in Scotland you need to be separated for 12 months for the easiest noncontested form of divorce.

It would be wild if she’d moved into the Rekeita’s spare house.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Now I could be WAY off, but my guess is infidelity.

He says "we both grew into very different people and that resulted in us just not being very nice or good to each other and we couldn't work past it"

Grew into different people = started liking someone else more than my spouse.
That resulted in us just not being very nice or good to each other = the cheating.
And we couldn't work past it = the fighting that the cheating caused.

I don't know much about Dankula's lore. How likely is it that he actually hooked up with traps?
That seems like it would be way worse than learning about an affair with another woman. Even watching trap porn would cross a line for me, if that is indeed what he likes. I couldn't look at my partner the same if he started following and interacting with tranny porn weirdos. Add an actual hookup into that and I don't think even a progressive, tattoo covered woman could tolerate it.

I think if it was cheating related, either one of them would've put the other on blast for it. I think they just lived two very different lives and it became obvious they couldn't mesh.

 

[Null]

It's really fucking bullshit that the same asinine gender war garbage that is in every fucking thread has blown up a 5-page thread about Dankula into 25 pages of posts literally nobody wants to read.

Here's the reality: You will never convince anyone of anything, ever. I know it's a lot of fun to scream at each other but there are 3000 people reading this website at almost any given time. Therefore, when you post in a featured thread, if you resolve to post at all, you should try to take up as little space as possible unless you actually have something to add.

Nobody enjoys reading this back-and-forth between the same handful of fucking people with almost no life experience. Nobody cares. Literally nobody. Even you don't care. You don't respect each other, you don't respect each other's opinions, and the entire exchange exists to try and make each other feel bad. Stop wasting people's fucking time. Post your two cents and shut the fuck up. Stop bringing your interpersonal problems into featured threads or get the fuck out.

 

[DumbDude43]

I don't know much about Dankula's lore. How likely is it that he actually hooked up with traps?
That seems like it would be way worse than learning about an affair with another woman.

it's also much more dangerous for the wife. if he gets buttfucked by tranny girldick, that comes with a much higher risk of catching an STD (and bringing it home to his wife) than if he just fooled around with a woman.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This has nothing to do with stickers. This is the intervention for Lidl. She clearly needs one.

Did you delete your first post or did it jannied?

Your answer determines whether I am #TeamLidl or #TeamPanda

 

[Blitzsneed]

Divorces are pretty shit in general, especially for the children. But we'll see how much information of it comes out, if it ever does. Maybe this will be a fart in the wind and everyone forgets about it, or it will be an explosion of autism. Who knows?

They probably beat the shit out of each other in true scottish fashion, flying pans included.

 

[porkWellington]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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https://x.com/SUEHULK/status/1805173175069618547

Just that Tweet alone tells me Dankula is not at all going to be raked over the coals by her in court and she is going to be a totally cool calm cucumber.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Just that Tweet alone tells me Dankula is not at all going to be raked over the coals by her in court and she is going to be a totally cool calm cucumber.

Sue Hulk is going to buttfuck him so violently in the divorce courts, it will mark the first time a judge ever utters the words “please stop, his sigmoid colon is already liquified.”

 

[Archie Bunker]

Here's the reality: You will never convince anyone of anything, ever.
~
Nobody enjoys reading this back-and-forth between the same handful of fucking people with almost no life experience. Nobody cares. Literally nobody. Even you don't care. You don't respect each other, you don't respect each other's opinions, and the entire exchange exists to try and make each other feel bad. Stop wasting people's fucking time. Post your two cents and shut the fuck up.

Nobody tell Null that he just very astutely and succinctly described Twitter.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

If she married a bouncer getting in bar fights on the regular maybe a youtube daddy to edgy zoomers just is not her type?

Mankula was a bouncer before he was a jewtuber.

 

[mindlessobserver]

They need more shame and consequences to encourage them to make constructive life choices.

This. Or at the very least benign dismissiveness of this. Instead society seems to encourage divorce these days as a form of female empowerment. For a variety of reasons, not the least that Liberalism as a political philosophy views traditional institutions like Marriage as somehow oppressive and wat not. Breaking a marriage is not shameful, it's a revolutionary act that should be praised!

I don't know anything about Dankulas ex-wife, but that tweet just reeks of a quest for external social validation for her life choices. I cannot speak for the state of her marriage. But I can speak for the fact she opted to make it public. Bitch should have shut up about it unless she had something very important to say.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Scalding hot take maybe nobody did anything wrong and they just stopped loving each other and decided to divorce amicably like the majority of married couples end up doing.

I don't think that is a super hot take, current company however I guess it is spicy. It's obvious Dank has an eye for something else and maybe she does too. I think the issue people are getting all twisted about is the way she chose to announce it. Yes, she is free to do whatever she wants to do; but i would highly suggest not doing it the way she chose. But I think we can all agree, this way is much more entertaining.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I think all you fags are missing the forest for the trees. This isn't about tranny dick, or #HerStory.
Dankula is something worse than a council home, comedian, lolbetarian, sc*tt. He is, may god forgive me for uttering it, an EVE Online player.
There is a very good chance he spent all his money on ships that got blown up. He might have partaken in gay ops that involved traveling across the UK to cut someone's powerline. Or actually played EVE Online, for fun.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Seems like she finally realized that having kids wasn't going to fix whatever their problems were. Many such cases in shitty relationships.

 

[Baklava]

Even on Dank's twitter post, several of the replies were from trad larpers acting like divorce is the most horrible thing he could possibly do, or making horrific assumptions about his wife because of their personal misgivings or presumptions about women. Like...Dank's not some tradcath; he's an e-celeb who got maligned by his country's courts for training a pug to do a Roman salute.

It's a shame, though. Always sad when love ends. He and Sue seemed like a good couple, and she seems like a sweet lady who stuck it out with him through what may well have been the hardest years of his life. I'm sure the kids' well-being is their top priority, as it should be. I have a feeling he fucked up, if there's any blame to be had, maybe let the Internet fame (and possible porn addiction or bussy) get to his head, but I'm sure they also simply grew apart over time between raising young kids and him doing YouTube shit.

Whatever the case, I hope they can keep things amicable and private, and that tradlarpers and other woman-hating manchildren can stop jerking off thinking some other man's wife who loved him and had kids with him is just some dumb hole who wants his money. I have a feeling Dank's fanbase and other parties who might be interested in making his life difficult may make that impossible though.

 

[ActualCracker]

I feel bad for the kids, but the reason they got a divorce will probably be mundane. If it's true he took a tranny dick up the pooper, then it'll be funny coming to a complete circle for his tranny and femboy lust. But it will probably be something mundane and a squabble due to a failed marriage; the squabble will still be entertaining. Get the popcorn ready for the white knights from both sides lol.