Count Dankula

[Local Farmer]

Absolute Mad lads: My bitch of an ex wife

 

[Null]

cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

Have you ever seen a person from the UK before? I'm not even joking that's just what they look like.

 

[FedPostalService]

Have you ever seen a person from the UK before? I'm not even joking that's just what they look like.

I wish you a million cheeses.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Sargon stands alone. Still married, has kids and presents a respectable front facing image.

Wife? Kids? Sargon has a business and a bunch of Morrowind NPC tier underlings. Sargon flew out of the imploding skeptic community like a bat out of hell and he’s not even looking back.

 

[Migraine Box]

Before the nazi pug video, Dank was a totally different person. He had absolutely zero internet presence outside of a maybe a personal facebook account, and was a-ok with the giant fucking hammer and sickle tattoo on his chest. Getting buttfucked by the courts and ballooning into an internet personality with millions of followers is bound to cause a bit of a personality shift. He and Sue were dating long before the pug video, so I could easily see her drifting away from the "new" Dank as he grew and changed.

 

[FinnSven]

He isn't exactly a looker either.
He looks like a cross between a middle aged lumberjack and a stoned leprechaun.

Yeah, leave her alone. By Jock standards they are both not unusually bad.

At least neither of them have rotted out their teeth with Irn-Bru.

How long though before he is sitting in the town center, drinking tennant super, buckfast, dirt cheap Asda scotch or meths diluted in cider on a bad day?

Scotsmen have an unfortunate tendency for this kind of public alcoholism.

 

[Übertroon]

We'll probably never know the reason, but married people do crazy shit.
My brother got married and has two kids who haven't even started school.
Then his wife decides it's a smart idea to start a office romance with a married man who promises he'll ditch his wife to be with her.
But he just pumps and dumps her and my brother divorces her out of principle when he finds out

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Do any of you dysgenic shut-in retards have literally any receipts? And no, a picture of him with a random crossdressing faggot taken years ago really shouldn't be all the proof you have.

I don't even give a shit about him or his content, since for pretty much every topic he's covered, someone's made a better video on. I'm not even subscribed to him. What I can't stand is that for the last 20 pages in this thread, on one side male retards are posting "durrr BPD wahmin MOMENT!!!" 6,000,000 times and on the other side female retards are posting "muh GIRLDICK TRANNY CHASER" 6,000,000,000,000 times in a row.

AND NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ARE BACKING ANYTHING UP.

For Shame.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

I think he shagged a groupie

More like he shagged a groyper

 

[Jex]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

10/10 in bongland

 

[Chug Smuckle]

 

[Foghotten]

It's really fucking bullshit that the same asinine gender war garbage that is in every fucking thread has blown up a 5-page thread about Dankula into 25 pages of posts literally nobody wants to read.

Here's the reality: You will never convince anyone of anything, ever. I know it's a lot of fun to scream at each other but there are 3000 people reading this website at almost any given time. Therefore, when you post in a featured thread, if you resolve to post at all, you should try to take up as little space as possible unless you actually have something to add.

Nobody enjoys reading this back-and-forth between the same handful of fucking people with almost no life experience. Nobody cares. Literally nobody. Even you don't care. You don't respect each other, you don't respect each other's opinions, and the entire exchange exists to try and make each other feel bad. Stop wasting people's fucking time. Post your two cents and shut the fuck up. Stop bringing your interpersonal problems into featured threads or get the fuck out.

You say that as though front page-browsing incels/trannies fighting over which nasty fanfic is more likely to have happened isn't more entertaining than a married e-girl needlessly fishing for drama and asspats on the internet by taking private matters to the Net.
I thought that it was officiously the reason why threads keep on being featured. I'm genuinely puzzled.

 

[Doctor Love]

Have you ever seen a person from the UK before? I'm not even joking that's just what they look like.

This is why we need you, Null.

These people are the ones who decide what forums we can use.

 

[Look At You]

Did he take it too far by trying to teach the daughters to do the roman salute?

 

[MarkieMark]

He was probably caught spine-deep in F1NNSTER lol. I'm joking about that, I hope they split for the reasons stated and even more, I hope they sort shit and come back, they've been together for a long time and through trials and tribulation I doubt growing apart should kill all prospects of them sorting this shit out in the future, assuming Dank or Sue aren't gonna jump the boat to start shopping for another lease on life.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Dank and his ex-wife look so fucking greasy and "augmented." Hard to imagine them apart when they look so right for each other.

 

[Doctor Love]

Wife? Kids? Sargon has a business and a bunch of Morrowind NPC tier underlings. Sargon flew out of the imploding skeptic community like a bat out of hell and he’s not even looking back.

Sargon is fucking thriving. It's bizarre to see the Jim references - this dude is now dragging his wife's son's dad's balls across the entire British political landscape.

The UK has nuclear weapons. The USA might not recognise how big other countries are, but the UK is one of the largest Western countries. It's smaller than the USA, but far larger than any individual state. There was the distant echo of smug chuckling right next to the big buttons for thermonuclear war. I have no fucking idea how he managed to pull any of it off. It makes you think, if Jim wasn't really fucking ill, he could be a lot more influential than he is.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

How low the Scotts have fallen, from the highlanders of ye old who fought their English oppressors and zealously praised the lord in their every day life. This once proud people now dabble in debauchery and all manner of blasphemous tattoos in their love for a communist satanic government that raped eastern Europe. May Dankula and his wife seek forgiveness for their sins before their final hour.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Dankula is something worse than a council home, comedian, lolbetarian, sc*tt. He is, may god forgive me for uttering it, an EVE Online player.

And you know who else is a EVE Online player?

Spoiler

EVE Online has been nothing but a detriment to humanity.

 

[I glow in the dark]

Before the nazi pug video, Dank was a totally different person. He had absolutely zero internet presence outside of a maybe a personal facebook account, and was a-ok with the giant fucking hammer and sickle tattoo on his chest. Getting buttfucked by the courts and ballooning into an internet personality with millions of followers is bound to cause a bit of a personality shift. He and Sue were dating long before the pug video, so I could easily see her drifting away from the "new" Dank as he grew and changed.

Keep in mind it wasn't really a change they wanted too, the entire nazi pug shitstorm essentially made Mark unhirable to every single employer in the UK, especially after antifa got involved too, so Dank really doesn't have a choice except pursuing a career or work online where he can avoid having to deal with that.