Count Dankula

[National Defense Advocate]

Yea, lemme just loudly and publicly announce private family business in social media for what seems to be exclusively clout.

I doubt the tranny arc, honestly. It's wishful thinking. Which is weird, you shouldn't wish for someone to fuck a tranny.

It's the last line "I don't want any drama, I just want to focus on My 2 daughters".
Which is a lie, I'm pretty sure. She WANTS to stir up shit for Mark, she doesn't give a fuck about those kids, beyond making access to them difficult for him.

Honestly boys, seems like a typical Woman Moment.

 

[The Good Nigger]

Stop wasting people's fucking time. Post your two cents and shut the fuck up. Stop bringing your interpersonal problems into featured threads or get the fuck out.

One time I had this brilliant idea about people flaming up threads - to limit a user to a single post in the thread.
So you can say your piece, but can't engage in constant back-and-forths.

Then I though about it and realized that people who are the problem are just going to sock puppet, make million accounts and continue screeching.

Can't really stop people, can only put tall fences.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The USA prints money, a lot. Actually, a lot of the world's current problems come down to the USA trying to fit a square peg through a round hole - your economy is nowhere near as big as you make it out to be. Russia and China can both say, equally validly, that your economy is actually about $14.4tn.

Maybe, but using the same metric the UK's economy would also be smaller, altought it still hasn't reached Japan levels of stagflation to make its economy almost contract (I think they haven't reached pre-COVID levels yet, that's how bad it is)

Ours isn't better, but no, in reality California is about the size of Turkey. Unfortunately, the UK is also about the size of Turkey. Italy is smaller than Turkey. The entire system is actually fucked and our leaders have betrayed us. You have guns. You should handle it.

Turkey has a lot of people, and the regions aroung the sea of Marmara are very rich, but you ain't gonna tell me that the average Cali resident+all of the companies headquartered there are only twice as wealthy as the turks, that's just too much to believe, even more so knowing that like 8% or more of Turkey's population is syrian refugees that don't contribute much to the economy

 

[Half Empty]

Tattoos and large or excessive piercings are portrayals of emotional insecurity, poor self image and demonstrate a diminished capacity for future oriented thinking.
Is it really shocking that two insecure, self loathing, below average I.Q. people are getting divorced?
They probably never had good chemistry in their private lives to begin with but got married and had kids anyway due to the aforementioned reasons.

 

[Sneeds]

Dankula wants that Nussy

 

[Kazukifaen]

I still don't get why keep a divorce hush, hush, it is very normal these days. Was he afraid that would give supposed A log's reason to dig deeper,

 

[Doctor Love]

Turkey has a lot of people, and the regions aroung the sea of Marmara are very rich, but you ain't gonna tell me that the average Cali resident+all of the companies headquartered there are only twice as wealthy as the turks, that's just too much to believe, even more so knowing that like 8% or more of Turkey's population is syrian refugees that don't contribute much to the economy

That's exactly what I'm saying.

How many illegals do you think live in California?

Maybe, but using the same metric the UK's economy would also be smaller, altought it still hasn't reached Japan levels of stagflation to make its economy almost contract (I think they haven't reached pre-COVID levels yet, that's how bad it is)

Oh no, our economy is also way smaller. California is just slightly poorer than the UK.

The reality is - the UK is on-par with Turkey. Turkey is ahead of Italy.

This is the consequence of our leadership. There is no political debate to be had.

 

[remiem]

Not really surprising. I always found them as a couple odd from the brief glances at their their channels. They don't have a matching sense of humor or personal charisma. Dankula's been chasing the fame and Sue always seem to come across as more of as homebody who isn't all that interested in having a spotlight on her life [or views she staunchly defends]. That difference in wants and desires, and comfort with media attention, could easily destroy a relationship on it's own. Kids often require you to mature quickly and that can lead to a 'growing apart' if one person is forced to mature and stepping up all the time.

I always found Sue came across a bit like she was autistic herself. There's time where her not getting the adult jokes that Dankula would make seemed extremely odd, which could be the result of undiagnosed [or diagnosed] autism in herself. The inability to parse the subtle and only taking them at some weird literal face value. If the oldest daughter has autism that heightens the prospects of mom having similar.

 

[FedPostalService]

That's exactly what I'm saying.

How many illegals do you think live in California?


Oh no, our economy is also way smaller. California is just slightly poorer than the UK.

The reality is - the UK is on-par with Turkey. Turkey is ahead of Italy.

This is the consequence of our leadership. There is no political debate to be had.

I know it’s a blessing you’re not talking about the manufacturing of explosives in this thread, but do you really have to shit up every thread you post in?

 

[Slap47]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

They became the greatest sailors to have ever walked the earth.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

I know it’s a blessing you’re not talking about the manufacturing of explosives in this thread, but do you really have to shit up every thread you post in?

Fucking A.

I’m really loving the fucking exhilarating discussions on UK/US geopolitical autismo, slap bang in the middle of a FUCKING COUNT DANKULA DIVORCE TOPIC.

 

[isalaide]

You can take the lassie out of Coatbridge, but you cannae take the Coatbridge out of the lassie. Broke single mammy with a child benefit book. The fate that swallows most of us. Well done Suzanne, I'll see you up the big Asda.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

Just out of curiosity, is she supposed to pretend to be in a sham marriage and act as some sort of shadow-wife while singlehandedly taking care of both kids? If so, for how long? At what age is she permitted by you to exist outside of Dankula's shadow?

Dude u always talk about privacy and not airing anything out. I remember u saying "people will never know i have a gf if i never told you" and the same logic applies here.

Its a basic right that dirty laundry should not be aired out and i remember paparazzis and journos literally digging dirt like this to smear popular people. Its a divorce, which has heavy implications if talked publically and if u check the quote tweets many people are celebrating it (just like how they are doing it over here) because count dankula is "alt right". Ffs what happened to the average IQ over here? Not everything is black and white.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

This guy is a well known edgelord grifter prioritising tranny dick over his marriage and children but she's the villain for one post on shitter? Lmao

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

That's exactly what I'm saying.

How many illegals do you think live in California?

There's around 4 million, or 11 % of the population if I'm not mistaken, but the data can vary wildly since, well, you ain't gonna go to the census and register as an illegal alien.

Oh no, our economy is also way smaller. California is just slightly poorer than the UK.

The reality is - the UK is on-par with Turkey. Turkey is ahead of Italy.

This is the consequence of our leadership. There is no political debate to be had.

Not even the most nationalist is going to say this, even if by PPP metrics this were true, the high inflation that Turkey is suffering would make the country poorer than Italy be default due to their reliance on foreign products. Italy wouldn't have that much of a problem since most of its trade comes from the EU

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I guess he should have paid her to pretend they weren't getting a divorce, like Ralph did with Nora.

 

[Divine right to rule]

You can take the lassie out of Coatbridge, but you cannae take the Coatbridge out of the lassie. Broke single mammy with a child benefit book. The fate that swallows most of us. Well done Suzanne, I'll see you up the big Asda.

Translation, please.
Is this some sort of celtic pigdin?

 

[Woodsman]

I have read a lot of hot takes on this thread but have yet to see this one as it happened to me. If Sue is close to Dankula's age, she's around the point where schizophrenia develops in women. Hot take for sure, but man did my ex fall the fuck apart after she decided to leave for very inconsequential reasons. I lived in a no fault state so there was nothing I could do to prevent it. Thank god the symptoms didn't fully manifest til after we were officially divorced because that would have been another ride I might not have been able to handle.

Of course were all just speculating here, but I thought I'd just throw that out there.

 

[Doctor Love]

I know it’s a blessing you’re not talking about the manufacturing of explosives in this thread, but do you really have to shit up every thread you post in?

I'll have you know that Dankula is also Catholic. Catholic men have one of two options - my way, or the gay way. Dankula is apparently the latter, but there's a non-zero chance that he got too political and she had to leave the house, because it was slowly filling up with fertiliser.

Not even the most nationalist is going to say this, even if by PPP metrics this were true, the high inflation that Turkey is suffering would make the country poorer than Italy be default due to their reliance on foreign products. Italy wouldn't have that much of a problem since most of its trade comes from the EU

Demographics and age. Italians are really old, so they only have a relatively small workforce. A lot of the EU is like that, actually.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

they already had 2 kids, they had their second last year

Looking after a newborn is a genuinely stressful situation and might of been the straw that broke the camels back