Count Dankula

[deadmanwalking092]

>tumblr glasses
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>stretched earlobe
oh shit it really is the full bpd package
scott pilgrim ruined etc etc...

cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I just watched his Mad Lads on Fleece Johnson, I guess Marcus wanted in on that Booty Warrior™ lifestyle.

Shitpost aside, divorce sucks, and divorce with kids sucks harder. I hope he and Sue come to an amicable agreement and I wish them both the best of a bad situation.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

Gretta Thunberg looking ass.

 

[deadmanwalking092]

Yeah that's the tranny-fucker phenotype alright

blud has never met a scotsman

 

[DumbDude43]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

well she does kind of look like his own female mirror image, so they were a pretty good match overall.
most likely neither of them are particularly stable or responsible individuals.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

Damn. I really hope she had a good reason to get a divorce. Odds of finding another husband with stable income are next to zero. The tattoos, piercings, two kids, over 30 are individually major deal breakers for most guys worth anything. She's got the whole package.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

I'm going to believe them at face value until i know more unlike most people here i've seen amicable divorces. I can imagine she doesn't want to live the life of Dankula going to do comedy and pissing people off and as a result be under constant threat of the lawsuit thing happening again because they live on the literal hell island. Vice versa i can also underdstand Dankula not wanting to give up his comedy career when it's succesfull enough to pay the bills. Call it optimistic or whatever but i'm holding out hope.










Although if some shit that happen i want it to be funny lets get some funny going after crackeita.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

I just assume this is the average Scot these days. Goes with the whole British thing really.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

You know, I'm starting to realize why Benjamin Franklin didn't consider the Scots to be white.

 

[deadmanwalking092]

Damn. I really hope she had a good reason to get a divorce. Odds of finding another husband with stable income are next to zero. The tattoos, piercings, two kids, over 30 are individually major deal breakers for most guys worth anything. She's got the whole package.

i can guarantee she can find another man (although the quality of said men might be questionable)
real question is will she want one? doesnt particularly seem like a slut to me

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

It's simple really,

He either came out as bisexual, got caught fucking that bussy, or he just had too much girldick porn for her to cope with.......so..............being bisexual lol.

I just think he's a bisexual faggot

 

[Chuck McGill]

Damn. I really hope she had a good reason to get a divorce. Odds of finding another husband with stable income are next to zero. The tattoos, piercings, two kids, over 30 are individually major deal breakers for most guys worth anything. She's got the whole package.

At least the kids are white.

 

[mindlessobserver]

i can guarantee she can find another man (although the quality of said men might be questionable)
real question is will she want one? doesnt particularly seem like a slut to me

I did say "husband" with "stable income". Dankula may be a sperg, but he was successful at it. Which is why I hope she had a good reason and didn't throw it away because a Bird in the hand was not as attractive to her as Two in the Bush.

 

[King Metalia]

I'm not gonna lie I'm only here to watch the sperg out this divorce will inevitably cause.

>tumblr glasses
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>stretched earlobe
oh shit it really is the full bpd package
scott pilgrim ruined etc etc...

First rule of dating and life in general. Never get romantically involved with a Tumblr user.

 

[FedPostalService]

i can guarantee she can find another man (although the quality of said men might be questionable)
real question is will she want one? doesnt particularly seem like a slut to me

Have you not heard her speak? That’s a council estate slag accent. There’s been more dongs in her than are in a Chinese phone book.

 

[MarkieMark]

Diabolical as fuck, I got my fingers crossed for Sargon

Sargon stands alone. Still married, has kids and presents a respectable front facing image.

 

[BlueCandles]

The real question is who gets to keep custody of the nazi dog?

 

[Bunkerhousing]

dankula confirms it on his server

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That is actually a diss of Sargon, who got caught messaging trannies.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

i can guarantee she can find another man (although the quality of said men might be questionable)
real question is will she want one? doesnt particularly seem like a slut to me

Buddy, just look at her. She may actually be a very sweet woman, but if you see her on the street, there's no way that you tell me that she doesn't look like a slut

 

[Divine right to rule]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

He isn't exactly a looker either.
He looks like a cross between a middle aged lumberjack and a stoned leprechaun.