Count Dankula

[Punchoboe]

It seems reasonable that a bisexual libertarian with weird tattoos would have trouble bonding with a woman.

 

[mister fireworks]

Population-wise, it's about 75% larger than California. Population of 67mln, allegedly.

Sargon popped back into national news with the election.


The USA prints money, a lot. Actually, a lot of the world's current problems come down to the USA trying to fit a square peg through a round hole - your economy is nowhere near as big as you make it out to be. Russia and China can both say, equally validly, that your economy is actually about $14.4tn.

Ours isn't better, but no, in reality California is about the size of Turkey. Unfortunately, the UK is also about the size of Turkey. Italy is smaller than Turkey. The entire system is actually fucked and our leaders have betrayed us. You have guns. You should handle it.


Two things. Firstly, I obviously meant population.

Secondly, that's also retarded - by land area the UK claims a pretty huge chunk of Antarctica. When you include the British Overseas Territories, it's larger than Mexico.

Why are British people like this?

You meant the size of the economy you lying faggot. Ethiopia has a higher population than the UK so obviously population size means absolutely nothing on its own in terms of the relevance of a country. Or maybe you did mean the literal size of the the land mass and because you're british and you dont understand the size of the US you forgot that Alaska is a thing. But you clearly meant the size of the economy because you forgot the California has the 5th largest economy in the world and thats the only metric that would support your cope the "England matters" at all, to anyone who isn't British. Yes, the US is lying about the size of its economy and the only reason American is (at least for now) the undisputed global hegemonic economic superpower is because the government prints money. I hope no other country figures out how to print money or its all over. The level of smug condescension as you disingenuously try to defend your retarded argument lends credence to Null's theory that theres some special British defect that makes you people completely shameless liars.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Demographics and age. Italians are really old, so they only have a relatively small workforce. A lot of the EU is like that, actually.

Yes, but most of the population of Turkey are also very young people due their immigrants+there are various elements like that kurds who don't support their goverment all that much. You know what? I better stop discussing this, I'm an anime pfp who's account is one month old and that heavily posts on A&N, I have to walk on eggshells or else I'm gonna get threadbanned, and derailing a featured thread is the best way to do that

 

[Heed Not]

Translation, please.
Is this some sort of celtic pigdin?

You can take the girl out of Coatbridge (considered one of the shittier places in Scotland since the insustrial core of the place died), but you can't take the Coatbridge out of the girl.

Basically its saying for all the drama along the way, a woman destined to be a single mom on bennies wound up succumbing to the destiny of every woman of her stock. But it was bound to happen anyway, oh well.

 

[Doctor Love]

The level of smug condescension as you disingenuously try to defend your retarded argument lends credence to Null's theory that theres some special British defect that makes you people completely shameless liars.

Context:

"Sargon, despite being Sargon, has managed to wriggle his way to the levels of high government in a major world economy. The UK isn't a small country, it is a nuclear power."

There's no need for the wall of text, sir, you can display how angry you are with a little reaction sticker if you need to.

 

[Liquid Ball Dough]

Damn, Null is like Nostradamus calling out this shit. When will the troonening begin?

 

[MajinGoku]

Is there any solid evidence dankula's wife is a bpd whore or are people just making stuff up

 

[isalaide]

Translation, please.
Is this some sort of celtic pigdin?

Ah, apologies.
Suzanne is from Coatbridge. So am I. I have had an education, elocution lessons and pass for a respectable member of society. The rate of single parent households, heroin addiction, imprisonment, illiteracy, and poverty are extremely high in Coatbridge.
Suzanne has reverted to the normal life arc of women born and raised in Coatbridge, which is to have some weans with a fat no-neck who then leaves you to bring them up as best you can on your own, mainly via the support of the Department of Work and Pensions.
The best thing in Coatbridge is a truly massive Asda. It is very near to my dentist. I am currently on a course of whitening treatments, so I pop in for bread or whatever on the way home from treatments. I am joking that I will see her there.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Looking after a newborn is a genuinely stressful situation and might of been the straw that broke the camels back

As much as I generally side with the guy in any divorce case, I can honestly imagine that having to put up with Dankula’s autistic inability to never, ever know when to stop a shit joke would test the patience of motherfucking Job.

In this instance, I can imagine that Sue had enough of the ‘edgy banter’ especially if it never, ever, ever, ever fucking ends.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Lmao, he married a BPD whore and got caught fucking a tranny. Dutty!

 

[mister fireworks]

Context:

"Sargon, despite being Sargon, has managed to wriggle his way to the levels of high government in a major world economy. The UK isn't a small country, it is a nuclear power."

There's no need for the wall of text, sir, you can display how angry you are with a little reaction sticker if you need to.

Pakistan has Nukes too. There is quite literally nothing about the size, power, or relevance of the UK that makes it surprising or interesting that some retard ran for office with the support of a national political party. Why are you even bringing this this up in the Dankula thread?

 

[*distant thrum*]

It's ever so slightly funny that a lot of people who are always shaming women as a collective for not putting their foots down about tranny nonsense and degeneracy, suddenly flip and start shrieking about BPD and divorce rape when it actually happens.
Though at this point it's all speculation anyway making the (ironically) hysterical cry to burn the witch even funnier. It remains to be seen who will actually end up on the pyre.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Is there any solid evidence dankula's wife is a bpd whore or are people just making stuff up

Show me an example of an extensively tattooed virgin, please.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Looking after a newborn is a genuinely stressful situation and might of been the straw that broke the camels back

I think that would have happened with the first baby, not the second one. Or is there a very small window between the birth of the two daughters?

 

[Dude Snakes]

Damn it Im sorry it didn't work out Dankula.

 

[Doctor Love]

Why are you even bringing this this up in the Dankula thread?

Dankula and Sargon are personal friends - Dankula hasn't been doing as well as Sargon has, despite Sargon being the more obnoxious of the two. Turns out, being a knob can actually work.

But you need to understand:

Spoiler: secret

pls chill, no fighting in the Dankula thread, we're all here to see if he got his bumhole stretched

I am joking that I will see her there.

If you do, squeeze some deets out of her.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Of course, the real Grade-A cynical bastard in me would theorise that Sue Hulk, a well-documented borderline infertile woman, took the opportunity to go through expensive IVF treatments with the relatively wealthy Count, got the babies she wanted and ran. As far as I am aware, IVF is not routinely available on the NHS (UK free health service).

But I’m not enough of a bastard to categorically state that as my opinion… yet.

EDIT: sorry, I’m wrong. IVF is available for a 3 cycles if women are under 40, which Sue was. I’m pretty sure they did exhaust that, because they were trying for a kid for ages - Sue miscarried also before her successful first.

 

[Fruttasecca]

After carefully analyzing this thread I come to the following conclusions:
1. Its the kids fault and they should be made aware of this
2. Husbands having liaisons with young boys is a completely normal part of British everyday life and not the cause of the divorce
3. I would not have sex with Lidl Drip
4. I hate women

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I have read a lot of hot takes on this thread but have yet to see this one as it happened to me. If Sue is close to Dankula's age, she's around the point where schizophrenia develops in women. Hot take for sure, but man did my ex fall the fuck apart after she decided to leave for very inconsequential reasons. I lived in a no fault state so there was nothing I could do to prevent it. Thank god the symptoms didn't fully manifest til after we were officially divorced because that would have been another ride I might not have been able to handle.

Of course were all just speculating here, but I thought I'd just throw that out there.

She did drugs when young, if she were to develop schizophrenia early, she would have done so long ago, or at the very least during her first pregnancy

After carefully analyzing this thread I come to the following conclusions:
1. Its the kids fault and they should be made aware of this
2. Husbands having liaisons with young boys is a completely normal part of British everyday life and not the cause of the divorce
3. I would not have sex with Lidl Drip
4. I hate women

The Nick Fuentes-Nick Rekieta synthesis has been achieved, the femoids no longer have a chance

 

[Corpun]

"Don't want drama."
"My life with my daughters."

God I fucking hate women sometimes.