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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

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There's been a rumor floating around for a few years now from someone closely connected to one of his IRL friends that he cheated on her during one of his fan meet ups.
Apparently got extremely drunk and took off with some female fan.

Always took it was a pinch of salt but that's a rumor that had been floating around for at least 2-3 years at this point. Make of it what you will.
 
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Overachiever said:
Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell. Announcing it over Twitter in such a vague manner while leaving a popular Youtuber is a terrible way to handle this. She will most likely fuck over herself, Dankula and especially the kids by inviting the Internet to their divorce proceedings.
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Kat & DSP outlive another one.
 
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Overachiever said:
Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out?
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Rate me late if someone already said this but I immediately thought of Jim and Jade.

What does it say about her if she's sticking by Jim while he's dying of canceraids? And of course people would be sympathetic with Jim if the marriage ends because he gets sent to the potato farm in the sky.
 
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Whiskeybone said:
>dankula is catholic
Then how are they getting divorced? Are they leaving the church or just separating?
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Toji Suzuhara said:
I don't think that a guy who lusts over trannies and does weed is very devout
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It just means "the hammer and sickle tattoo is pretty middle-ground" - there's so many levels of "extreme politics" there, that a Soviet flag is somewhere in the middle.

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That settles it, then. He's been collecting guns, and his missus had to flee. He's going to kneecap Humza.
 
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Doctor Love said:
That settles it, then. He's been collecting guns, and his missus had to flee. He's going to kneecap Humza.
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If the reason is so boring why won't he say it? That excuse of "it was nothing important" only works when you haven't announced it to the internet, and I think that the reason he isn't saying what was the cause is because it's actually something big that would heavily affect one (if not both) of them.

Smashed & Slamed said:
Knew a guy that was so retarded he was supporting ISIS because he hated the Crown. Best part is that he was protestant.
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Toji Suzuhara said:
If the reason is so boring why won't he say it? That excuse of "it was nothing important" only works when you haven't announced it to the internet, and I think that the reason he isn't saying what was the cause is because it's actually something big that would heavily affect one (if not both) of them
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If we give him the benefit of the doubt. Then the reasoning could be very simple.
Maybe you didn't love each other, maybe she didn't love you or maybe you don't love her. You lied to yourself, said it would get better, maybe make it official get married, maybe go the extra mile and have kids. And then you wake up one morning and realize that you still don't like each other after 10 years of effort.
It happens, quite a bit even.
And I would give both of them that benefit of the doubt if they didn't have infant kids. Both aren't from the finest stock but at least wait 10 years to ruin your kids childhood.
 
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Edict of Expulsion said:
Lmao morag is like some monster that lives in a mountain.

Btw for the uninitiated, like me, this is the incredibly sane and stable individual that dankula chose to procreate with and as a life partner.

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I'm still 10 pages behind so forgive me if this has been posted but I haven't seen any of Sue's cooking videos posted yet. Here's the last one she posted a couple weeks ago filmed in their kitchen likely before the split.


She is as based and down to earth as they come given the inexplicably bad tats. I've followed them both for years and I'm still shocked. Either kid #2 really scrambled her brains in the past few months or he did something horrible. They seemed to be born for one another, especially after all they went through during the NAZI pug shit and then to have two IVF babies.
 
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He's not lying, he didn't bang troons, they were men, who identified as men, dozens of them, in the filthiest toilets across Scotland.

For real, I don't know much Dankula lore. I didn't even know his name was Markus until this thread. I just remember the cutest li'l Nazi and his battle with the government, and occasionally I'd throw on an Absolute Mad Lads. Imagine, if you will, if there were no troons, cheating, or substance abuse, but just two people who drifted apart, and couldn't reconcile the differences that grew between them. Ultimately, they want privacy, but his wife had a Woman Moment TM, and they don't want their kids to hear crazy rumours about them in the future, that might tarnish their relationship. Sounds crazy, doesn't it? Or, maybe it's just what really happened.

Nah, of course not. He definitely got gangbanged by homosexuals while high on heroin, and his wife left him for another woman, so he's not completely lying in those discord messages
 
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