Count Dankula

[Doctor Love]

If it's an on-topic thread in an on-topic board, fuck off.

Yes, we should focus on the important things.

Did we ever learn how girthy this supposed femboy was?

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

No offence pal, but I can tell you've never been to Coatbridge. You would not fucking believe the jakeys that have got a bird there

Are British people naturally this abhorrent or does a steady diet of alcohol, petty crime and cheddar mutate them? Would a British child raised in for example Spain or France grow into a normal-looking adult?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I sincerely hope she gets the pugs. Fuck Dankula!

I'm pretty sure the nazi pug passed away a few months ago and now they only have the black one. Maybe that was the beginning of the end.

 

[Doctor Love]

Are British people naturally this abhorrent or does a steady diet of alcohol, petty crime and cheddar mutate them? Would a British child raised in for example Spain or France grow into a normal-looking adult?

No, this is from the added layers of low-level sectarian paramilitary conflict, fuelling drugs, alcoholism and extreme fitbaw violence.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

 

[Truly Rural]

I see a lot of people being shocked and confused that the divorce is happening. I was always shocked and confused this abomination ever married.

 

[InnocentKitten]

Most of this thread is bashing on Sue, while yes, 'woman moment', announcing it publicly before you have things settled when you are as internet famous as they are is a smooth brain move, the reasoning that She initiated the divorce over 'growing apart' is not strange or unbelievable, I have had numerous friends have divorces over 'growing apart' with their spouse especially post-pregnancy, it doesn't matter what you have been through together before, pregnancy changes you're entire world and the relationship has to change with it..

And as for Her post, while not smart to go against what She agreed with Dank, I cannot blame Her for breaking it when Her relationship with Dank and a large part of Her social circle is online, having to live a lie when Dank was a pretty big part of Her content, having to 'confess' to every one of you're friends individually when they ask, and unable to get her full support network to be able to support her, its all allot to handle.. Hopefully they can handle the divorce like adults and not let the internet affect them through all of this, the kids need parents not drama..

 

[Lach]

Not a whole lot of info yet, it's very odd their divorcing now given that she's stuck with him for bigger bullshit like the nazi-pug thing and his lolbertarian flirtations with dudes in skirts(i mean it is scotland but come on). I think her tweet thing could of been a bad impulse moment instead of pre-meditated shenanigans I mean come on she's covered in tattoos not a great sign of some one who has self-control, honestly, i'm just hoping they can weather through their charged emotions over the ordeal and try to think whats actually best for their kids instead of their own needs at the end of the day.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Bussy did this. I wonder if it was Finnster or Lovett that he got caught with?

I really hope you're wrong, but you never are.

Fuck.

 

[Midwit]

Secondly, that's also retarded - by land area the UK claims a pretty huge chunk of Antarctica. When you include the British Overseas Territories, it's larger than Mexico.

The British government has enough trouble remembering that the UK exists outside of the fucking Home Counties, nobody cares about the overseas territories.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Welp Markus, looks like ‘femboy bussy’ is back on the menu!

Since his wife seemed to of started the process and was eager to tell people, sounds like she was sick of Markus ‘if it makes my dick hard, fuck it’ Meechums constant thirst posting for femboy and meeting up with his discord mods. So she divorced him

I think the timeline went like this,

• Marcus constantly thirst posting for traps and other Degen shit.
• Sue tells him to fucking stop that or she’ll leave him.
• Markus stops posting about degen shit so publicly (Null noticed this on one of his MATI streams)
• Markus, in his private life couldn’t give up the sweet stench of bussy and kept going out for it.
• Sue got fed up and asked for a divorce before Marcus brings home a gangly man in a dress and tries to open up the marriage ala Nicolas Rekita and Dax Herrera style.

What the fuck is it with ecelebs and ending up like this? Does money really corrupt all men?

 

[Touche le grass]

Most of this thread is bashing on Sue, while yes, 'woman moment', announcing it publicly before you have things settled when you are as internet famous as they are is a smooth brain move, the reasoning that She initiated the divorce over 'growing apart' is not strange or unbelievable, I have had numerous friends have divorces over 'growing apart' with their spouse especially post-pregnancy, it doesn't matter what you have been through together before, pregnancy changes you're entire world and the relationship has to change with it..

And as for Her post, while not smart to go against what She agreed with Dank, I cannot blame Her for breaking it when Her relationship with Dank and a large part of Her social circle is online, having to live a lie when Dank was a pretty big part of Her content, having to 'confess' to every one of you're friends individually when they ask, and unable to get her full support network to be able to support her, its all allot to handle.. Hopefully they can handle the divorce like adults and not let the internet affect them through all of this, the kids need parents not drama..

Except we don't know what was agreed at all, its pure speculation after all

 

[Caligura]

It's okay, he still has Lillith Lovett.

 

[Shidoen]

I really hope you're wrong, but you never are.

Fuck.

Don’t make me tap the cheese sign.

On topic, Dankula is gay and honestly with two daughters it’s best he either gets his act together or they be removed from his life.

 

[Charnel Ground]

I feel like Sue would have said something about trannies if it was trannies.

I have no idea what's going on with these two and frankly I'm leaning towards no-fault growing apart, not that I won't be quite entertained if this turns out to be the beginning of a lolcow spiral.

...but if transformers are in play then OF COURSE Sue can't say anything about it. Anything less than praising Dank's tranny butt buddy for being a better woman than she could ever hope to be would result in a twitter tranny dogpile. Also, the heavy handed speech laws in Scotland. Saying anything remotely critical of a tranny could be twisted into a visit from the bobbys or whatever gay thing they call em in Scotland.

 

[Girahira]

Damn, and I was actually happy for them-and him as an example that no matter the retard nonsense you do online, it needn’t reflect on your personal life and choices.
Hope it doesn’t make him go off the deep end.

 

[Xenomorph]

He told me not to tell anyone but I did anyway..
TELL A THERAPIST A FRIEND OR SOME SHIT.
Fucking idiot.

 

[Easterling]

It was the guy who makes swords the cross dressing blacksmith or something I'm pretty sure thats who so you mean.

Could have been, this was around 6 years ago mind, I only mentioned it as his discord back then was true cess pit back then, the mods would routinely spam scat porn on the regular to fuck with everyone else on there and I think he mentioned in one of his videos from around that time. I believe the people that he chose to associate with back then may reflect the circle, he hangs around with now.

 

[Terrorist]

Yet another dumbass lolbertarian who thinks he can be a wholesome trad dad while snorting drugs and gooning to trannies. “Oi bruv yer just loike an essjay dubbow yew if you judge me for shagging femboys! Bloody ‘orseshoe feery innit?”

 

[Caligura]

What the fuck is it with ecelebs and ending up like this? Does money really corrupt all men?

Don't mix up trying to have a nice wholesome family life and a e-celeb life. They don't ever mix. In fact don't mix an e-celeb life with pretty much anything including a serious political career or a business.

If you're gonna be an e-celeb, better go all-out like GG Allin and not expect to be committed to a proper family and relationship any time soon.