Count Dankula

[The Cunting Death]

his kid gets taken away from him

you got your wish

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Sargon has a business and a bunch of Morrowind NPC tier underlings.

To be fair, a huge part of Sargon's success he when he saw his future, he rebranded, took his top talented writers and put them in front of the camera. He now essentially has an inhouse network of pundits. Maybe a few side characters suck. But most are fairly descent. He can replace them at will if they start to suck or the audience grows bored of them.

The rate of single parent households, heroin addiction, imprisonment, illiteracy, and poverty are extremely high in Coatbridge.

What are those rates?

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Unlike Rekieta, I am not aware of Markus lying, deceiving or manipulating people. Of course what man volunteers that he was cheating on his wife. Especially when walking into a divorce.

So kwis. Do you think Markus is being truthful, deceiving or misdirecting everyone?

She is mad about something. The fire Markus doesn't want us throwing petrol on. This is hardly just a case of them growing apart. So what is she mad about?

 

[Devout Muslim]

I'd like to think he was delaying the announcement while trying to salvage things to get her to come back and her announcement this morning was saying "nope, it's over".

This was my assessment too. It seems likely that he was hoping to win her back and smooth this whole thing over privately. If he was fucking trannies you’d expect him not to antagonise her with the passive aggressive comments regarding her announcement.

I also think the lampooning of her for going against his wishes is retarded. She’s leaving him. Why would she let him control how and when she announces that to the world?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Why would she let him control how and when she announces that to the world?

I think the disconnect is from those of us who are horrified by the thought of divorces needing to be announced to the world in the first place.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell. Announcing it over Twitter in such a vague manner while leaving a popular Youtuber is a terrible way to handle this. She will most likely fuck over herself, Dankula and especially the kids by inviting the Internet to their divorce proceedings.

James Rolfe and PewDiePie still seem to be the only ones. Wait there's also Doug Walker and his fat wife.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

So what is she mad about?

It's probably a mixture of mundane stuff. Imagine you're married to a man known for being a fat, tattooed pothead who openly lusts after tranny cock. You're raising two little girls after frustrating IVF treatment and he's busy posting scat porn on Discord instead of washing the dishes piling up since Sunday. Sure, he's nice and brings in good money, but recording a video about African butt pirates take priority over changing his daughter's diaper. You ask him for more help around the house, but the only response is unintelligible Internet slang amounting to "cope and sneed". Then it's finally nighttime, but his broken dick still needs servicing before you can crush into sweet slumber. Before you're finished, his screams of "Scotland Forever" wake up the children and you start your day all over again. Children make small annoyances much less tolerable.

 

[Meth Dick]

She's leaving Dank because she wants The Quarterings hot steamy fudge instead

Spoiler: Gross

So when is he going to reveal his femboy boyfriend?

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Man, I must be just not paying attention anymore, I knew Dank had those weird little anime figures behind him in his videos but I always just assumed it was just because he's a whacky internet dude, I never heard he went full blown femboy loving fag.
I wonder what freaky shit Justin Whang is into. Wouldn't be surprised if he actually has his own collection of cum jars and shit since talking about that has made him more famous than any of his music.

James Rolfe and PewDiePie still seem to be the only ones. Wait there's also Doug Walker and his fat wife.

Speaking of fat wives...

 

[King Metalia]

Absolute Mad lads: My bitch of an ex wife

Would that video be petty or based I'm honestly not sure.

Have you ever seen a person from the UK before? I'm not even joking that's just what they look like.

He isn't exactly a looker either.
He looks like a cross between a middle aged lumberjack and a stoned leprechaun.

You can tell people from the UK look weird from their teeth alone. But more importantly I really wish I came up with the stoned leprechaun comparison.

 

[Popper Whiting]

He told me not to tell anyone but I did anyway..
TELL A THERAPIST A FRIEND OR SOME SHIT.
Fucking idiot.

Seeing she chose to defy him and do it publicly she is pissed. It means the rumors of Dank wanking it to trannies in discord may have some validity.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

James Rolfe and PewDiePie still seem to be the only ones. Wait there's also Doug Walker and his fat wife.

Don't forget PotientialCriminal and Stuttering Craig whos marriage are still together.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

James Rolfe and PewDiePie still seem to be the only ones. Wait there's also Doug Walker and his fat wife.

James Rolfe is a celebrity made on the Internet. He’s not really an e-celeb. He does not post a whole bunch. He doesn’t really do anything to try annd get more engagement and he treats the angry video game nerd and other things like a 9 to 5 (40)job.

PewDiePie is… we will see… if he gets the fuck out of Japan, maybe but I honestly think you might just end up trooning out and maybe end up working for MrBeast.
But his credit I also don’t see a lot of shit out of Felix anymore in regards to like making tweets or constantly trying to gain engagement like an eceleb.

Eceleb isn’t just about becoming famous on the Internet, it’s about making every single thing you do on the Internet a way to gain more engagement.

 

[Punished Brent]

Another gross open relationship with children explodes publicly. How many is that this year?

 

[SIMIΔN]

Only read the highlights, but I hope Dankula and his ex will be okay. I love the madlad series and he didn't deserve the political persecution.

PewDiePie still seem to be the only one

PewDiePie is… we will see… if he gets the fuck out of Japan, maybe but I honestly think you might just end up trooning out and maybe end up working for MrBeast.
But his credit I also don’t see a lot of shit out of Felix anymore in regards to like making tweets or constantly trying to gain engagement like an eceleb.

Marzia dated him all her adult life and before he was a megastar. They've both stepped out of the spotlight, so I don't think there will be any surprises.

 

[Devout Muslim]

I think the disconnect is from those of us who are horrified by the thought of divorces needing to be announced to the world in the first place.

I think that’s a perfectly reasonable response. However, as other posters have said: given their relationship is already public, a public divorce announcement is appropriate. Keeping it a secret is just additional stress in a very difficult time.

It’s a sad situation. I hope they can reconcile.

 

[Null]

He likes traps and such so yeah, based, but ... whilst he enjoys that content it's weird now that he has a family. Not having a family, I don't know how that works, but ... women are retarded news at 11

gay people: the post

 

[Lurkerish Kandor]

I'm very in the middle on this and mostly just want more detail before anything else, but if I was pressured to pick one side or the other, I'd err towards "woman silliness" simply because my impression of Marcus is that he's not really a malicious actor. I haven't seen any proof that he's an abuser or in any other way a malignant cunt so far - he's just a fucking autist who I wish would do less autistic shit and stop bragging about it.

That being said, if shit comes out that shows he's a Rekieta-level narcissist and drug addict or he was bashing his missus or something like that, then my opinion will entirely change to "fuck that nigga".
Same with the Mick Gordon fiasco - I believed the whole "unreasonable pretentious artist" narrative until receipts came out of how fucking scum Marty Stratton was, and then my opinion entirely changed.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

good to know those kids are away from the libertarian.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

I wonder what freaky shit Justin Whang is into

>he doesn't know

 

[KhorneFlakes]

PewDiePie is… we will see… if he gets the fuck out of Japan, maybe but I honestly think you might just end up trooning out and maybe end up working for MrBeast.

apparently he has become a fan of Yukio Mishima lately which is an interesting turn

 

[isalaide]

Are British people naturally this abhorrent or does a steady diet of alcohol, petty crime and cheddar mutate them? Would a British child raised in for example Spain or France grow into a normal-looking adult?

It's the poverty, the shite diet and then the ugly poor inbreeding to produce the uglier. If you have a pretty face or half a brain, your one ambition is to fucking leave ASAP.