Count Dankula

[Emnewits]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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Damn man, that's just sad. I really hoped he'd be one of the few Internet guys that managed to make an otherwise normal life for himself. You hate to see it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out?

DSP wins again!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

If we give him the benefit of the doubt. Then the reasoning could be very simple.
Maybe you didn't love each other, maybe she didn't love you or maybe you don't love her. You lied to yourself, said it would get better, maybe make it official get married, maybe go the extra mile and have kids. And then you wake up one morning and realize that you still don't like each other after 10 years of effort.
It happens, quite a bit even.
And I would give both of them that benefit of the doubt if they didn't have infant kids. Both aren't from the finest stock but at least wait 10 years to ruin your kids childhood.

That sounds like a nightmare, and a perfect script for a movie. Now that I think about it, sounds a lot like the beggining of Marriage Story, that one movie with Adam Driver movie. Let's hope it doesn't get to the bloodsucking lawyer part

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

There's been a rumor floating around for a few years now from someone closely connected to one of his IRL friends that he cheated on her during one of his fan meet ups.
Apparently got extremely drunk and took off with some female fan.

Always took it was a pinch of salt but that's a rumor that had been floating around for at least 2-3 years at this point. Make of it what you will.

How is it even legal to have sex with this guy

He looks like a Star Wars muppet that got into drugs.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so lets say dank did cheat or fuck up in some insanely unforgivable way. why would his ex-wife not just say so? i refuse to believe its for the sake of the kids because if that was the case why the fuck even say anything on the internet of all places to begin with. it comes off to me at least as a very spur of the moment choice most likely due to some form of argument they were having.

dank could very well be telling the truth that nothing bad happened and they just drifted apart. that type of shit happens all the time and those kinds of couples usually end up resenting each other.

if thats the case here im glad they split now rather than force the kids to live in a house with their parents who hate each other. thats the type of shit that ruins kids brains.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

How is it even legal to have sex with this guy
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He looks like a Star Wars muppet that got into drugs.
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his name is Salacious B. Crumb and you will give him the respect he deserves.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This is terrible news, I wonder why they separated? Is it because Dank always ribbed on Sue for being short, or is there something worse going on in the background? After Dankula's kangaroo court trial, I would suspect they'd be as thick as thieves, so it must be really bad.

Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell. Announcing it over Twitter in such a vague manner while leaving a popular Youtuber is a terrible way to handle this. She will most likely fuck over herself, Dankula and especially the kids by inviting the Internet to their divorce proceedings.

Isn't there like an insane statistic that states 90% of marriages end in failure?

 

[Fate Fan]

Reading this entire thread makes me think that most kiwis aren't able to see that at the end of the day they are normal people. Some people post when they have a breakup some dont. Trying to psychoanalyzes the meaning of her posting a statement on twitter is absolutely retarded.

 

[Still Exceptional]

Reading this thread gave my autism cancer.
Might as well add to the cancerous autism and combine all the autistic speculation.

They both have BPD, Dank was caught being railed in the butt by a troon while high on coke, the very same troon Sue was cucking him with.

There, now everybody is happy and nobody is happy.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Isn't there like an insane statistic that states 90% of marriages end in failure?

It depends on the nation. In US the divorce rate is 50%.
It depends on the number of previous partners. People with 1 or less previous partners have a divorce rate in the US of like 10%. But those with over 10 is like 70%.
There are other factors like mental illness that make it worse.

 

[Sergeant Bilko]

It's possible, however unlikely, Sue's leaving because of a botched piledriver. I certainly wont be the first to point out that the good Count has clearly neglected his physical fitness these last few decades. It's doubtful the Count could properly execute a piledriver on a common pygmy let alone a full grown mammalian such as Sue. If a botched piledriver can happen to Steven Austin and Daniel Severn it can happen you, it can happen to Sue, but most importantly it can happen to me.

I wont deny a certain extreme paranoia at being a handed a botched piledriver at any random point during my day. When morons go to the beach they're worried about sharks and stepping on crackhead needles coated with Human Immunodeficiency Virus . Not me! When I'm sunning my jelly rolls in the sand or bobbing up and down like a wet donut in the surf I'm not worried about Mr. Carcharodon Megalodon. I'm worried about Owen Hart's zombified corpse swimming up to me and delivering a botched piledriver.

DOESN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME! OWEN HART IS OUT THERE LOOKING FOR HIS NEXT. VICTIM. and if you don't watch the heck out it just might be your head between Owen's decayed thighs.

Well. Hope you're all having a nice day. How's the weather where you're at? good. okay. bye.

 

[Malaika]

I'm curious what happened. She stayed with him when he was poor and in trouble over the pug stuff. Now he's rich ( he's apparently invested in multiple properties and is a landlord for multiple houses ) ontop of the money he makes from Youtube, Patreon, sponsorships and merch. In turn he stuck with her when she had virtility problems which they had to solve through treatment. Now they're both comfortably middle-aged it feels weird that after all that you go "it simply didn't work out" when you've finally reached the comfy stage of your life having made it through poverty, infirtility and the threat of jailtime hanging over your head.

In the end it's their business though, I suspect this might end up getting pretty ugly by looking at Sue's post, she obviously did this knowing it'd go against whatever she agreed with Dank. Their bants was always pretty funny/cute and it's kind of sad it ended this way, what's next, Jade leaving Jim?

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

"I was asked to shut up for a bit, but I HAVE TO get it off my chest" is retarded woman behaviour. It just is. You can almost smell the days preceding that Xeet, all the self-justifications, all the mental gymnastics eventually resulting in it being posted. Smells a bit like boxed wine and rot.

Misogynistic rant over. On a serious note, I think they might want to navigate this pretty much exactly like big-time public figures or actors navigate their amicable divorces. Dankula's Xeet is alright in that regard, kudos to him for keeping a cool head in the face of the divorce being suddenly aired for the world to see. There were several options for him to demonstrate retarded man behavior, yet he chose a sober and measured response.

From what I've seen of their channels (and Dank's TISM appearances), both seem like alright people. Yes, I've watched several of Sue's cooking videos over the years, they were surprisingly cozy, and she seemed like a good wife. So, at this point I'm heavily inclined to believe the "amicable, have simply grown apart" version of events. Most marriages these days end in divorce, that's just the sad reality of le current year in le Western society. Shockingly, those divorces are usually boring affairs with zero boipucci involved.

The shared custody is a relief. The kids might grow up well-adjusted after all, which should be the most important consideration in any family trouble. Who knows, maybe the parents will even reconcile after some time away from each other

 

[Touche le grass]

I used to be in his discord server years back, this has 100% got something to do with a crossdressing faggot, Dankula would deliberately surround himself with the most sycophantic, autistic, degenerate and sexually depraved of individuals that became this para-social sweepie squad. I guarantee you that instead of reading the news or Wikipedia articles to research his videos he was getting in way too deep with one of these freaks and he's lost everything, its a shame, Marcus is a nice bloke

It was the guy who makes swords the cross dressing blacksmith or something I'm pretty sure thats who so you mean.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I still don't get why keep a divorce hush, hush, it is very normal these days. Was he afraid that would give supposed A log's reason to dig deeper,

I'd like to think he was delaying the announcement while trying to salvage things to get her to come back and her announcement this morning was saying "nope, it's over". His confirmation came a few hours later. It could've been done better for sure.

I know she doesn't look it but Sue is the definition of "wholesome". That's been her entire persona for years.

 

[Napoleon III]

Hahaha inb4 it's tranny chasing shit or discord coomer shit, if not already confirmed.

more discord messages

I feel like Sue would have said something about trannies if it was trannies. I think it might be actually what Dankula said on the tin. Though I might be optimistic. I think the fact she hasn't said anything about the cause pushes me over from believing it was a tranny to believing it was what Dankula said.

I think she is just an attention whore. It explains why she stuck by him during the legal troubles he experienced. Women are not unique in doing things for attention either.

It also explains why she is doing this. There is no possible scenario where posting it on Twitter is what is right for the children assuming the reasoning is not something like cheating. You could argue for being very public about it as a kind of threat in order to make sure the Children are treated well. But this is clearly not the case here.

BTW for the dumb people here with the gender war stuff, THE CHILDREN are the only important thing and both parties should be willing to endure massive pain for months on end if it makes their children's lives better. Though if they could do that this divorce might not be happening.

Kind of sad, on the other hand hopefully this gets resolved peacefully and things are okay in the end.

Nobody enjoys reading this back-and-forth between the same handful of fucking people with almost no life experience. Nobody cares. Literally nobody. Even you don't care. You don't respect each other, you don't respect each other's opinions, and the entire exchange exists to try and make each other feel bad. Stop wasting people's fucking time. Post your two cents and shut the fuck up. Stop bringing your interpersonal problems into featured threads or get the fuck out.

I am actually enjoying this. Not the discussion itself which is dumb, but I am enjoying the spectacle of it. A whole bunch of people arguing over this is hilarious to me.

I realized this would become a problem for the site about 6 months or so ago, I shall continue to watch as it grows ever larger popcorn in hand. I see now why people enjoy site Drama.

 

[Touche le grass]

I'm curious what happened. She stayed with him when he was poor and in trouble over the pug stuff. Now he's rich ( he's apparently invested in multiple properties and is a landlord for multiple houses ) ontop of the money he makes from Youtube, Patreon, sponsorships and merch. In turn he stuck with her when she had virtility problems which they had to solve through treatment. Now they're both comfortably middle-aged it feels weird that after all that you go "it simply didn't work out" when you've finally reached the comfy stage of your life having made it through poverty, infirtility and the threat of jailtime hanging over your head.

In the end it's their business though, I suspect this might end up getting pretty ugly by looking at Sue's post, she obviously did this knowing it'd go against whatever she agreed with Dank. Their bants was always pretty funny/cute and it's kind of sad it ended this way, what's next, Jade leaving Jim?

I don't think that's possible jim has her in a cage after all

 

[isalaide]

How is it even legal to have sex with this guy

He looks like a Star Wars muppet that got into drugs.

No offence pal, but I can tell you've never been to Coatbridge. You would not fucking believe the jakeys that have got a bird there

 

[Null]

I am actually enjoying this. Not the discussion itself which is dumb, but I am enjoying the spectacle of it. A whole bunch of people arguing over this is hilarious to me.

Cool, you're the only one who enjoys reading redundant back-and-forths between the same 5 people. Enjoy one of the other threads dedicated specifically to it; there's like 6.

If it's an on-topic thread in an on-topic board, fuck off.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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I sincerely hope she gets the pugs. Fuck Dankula!