Count Dankula

[mister fireworks]

Sargon is fucking thriving. It's bizarre to see the Jim references - this dude is now dragging his wife's son's dad's balls across the entire British political landscape.

The UK has nuclear weapons. The USA might not recognise how big other countries are, but the UK is one of the largest Western countries. It's smaller than the USA, but far larger than any individual state. There was the distant echo of smug chuckling right next to the big buttons for thermonuclear war. I have no fucking idea how he managed to pull any of it off. It makes you think, if Jim wasn't really fucking ill, he could be a lot more influential than he is.

How much larger is it than california?

 

[Hojicha]

tbf if my husband was following tranny porn twitters I'd prolly divorce him too

Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell. Announcing it over Twitter in such a vague manner while leaving a popular Youtuber is a terrible way to handle this. She will most likely fuck over herself, Dankula and especially the kids by inviting the Internet to their divorce proceedings.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

And you know who else is a EVE Online player?

Spoiler

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EVE Online has been nothing but a detriment to humanity.

I think Dong Gone needs to shoot his shot with Dankula before some other troon sinks their hooks into him first

 

[homofagget420]

You can take one look at her and see that she isn't marriage material tbh

 

[Steinercard]

I think all you fags are missing the forest for the trees. This isn't about tranny dick, or #HerStory.
Dankula is something worse than a council home, comedian, lolbetarian, sc*tt. He is, may god forgive me for uttering it, an EVE Online player.
There is a very good chance he spent all his money on ships that got blown up. He might have partaken in gay ops that involved traveling across the UK to cut someone's powerline. Or actually played EVE Online, for fun.

It is common practice for Eve Online players who engage in PvP to shit in buckets during a large battle because taking any time away from the game can be the difference between victory and defeat.

I know this because I stopped short of shitting in buckets when I played Eve myself. That's too much for any video game. But it sounds like something a tranny fucker would do. I bet he was in Goonswarm too.

 

[Neil]

Welp, hope Dankula's got a racecar bed large enough to fit all of the trannies and femboys he'll be fucking to fill the void after this.

 

[Nickolas Gurr]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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https://x.com/SUEHULK/status/1805173175069618547

>I dont want any drama
>literally posts it on twitter after being asked not to
KILL WOMEN BEHEAD WOMEN ROUNDHOUSE KICK A WOMAN INTO THE CONCRETE

 

[Local Farmer]

Have you ever seen a person from the UK before? I'm not even joking that's just what they look like.

As the old saying goes, “the British looked at their women and tasted their food and decided their must be better elsewhere”

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Keep in mind it wasn't really a change they wanted too, the entire nazi pug shitstorm essentially made Mark unhirable to every single employer in the UK, especially after antifa got involved too, so Dank really doesn't have a choice except pursuing a career or work online where he can avoid having to deal with that.

I think you understated just how much Antifa hates Dankula. They have threatened every charity he ever offered to offload the extra cash to from the legal fees crowdfunding.
I wonder if it's something similar with the blacks that are right wing leaning. Because scotts are assumed SMP simps, going against them is seen as an insult.

 

[BJLSh8tr]

Right now there's still too little to tell as to what's happened between the two. Could Sue have given more info regarding why she has decided to come out with the info now? Sure. Could Dankula be more upfront with the whole "We've grown to be totally different people" and clarify what's been happening between them in the past few months? Yes.

But. I would think that since Sue decides to just tweet about it, claiming that "she doesn't want any drama, I have to get if off my chest and focus on raising the lassies" is definitely causing more of the questions marks fall onto her. If she wanted to not have any drama, she would be better off just not involving the internet about it so she can avoid stupid responses like this: (Archive)



With Dank, he did a better worded response but yeah could have been more upfront with info as to why "it didn't work out" because he'll have people tweeting him shit like this tard: (Archive)

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

How much larger is it than california?

Around 50% larger in population, altought its economy is 25% smaller

 

[The Good Nigger]

Ok. She's obviously mad or she would not've put him on blast. And Dankula's "amicable divource and shared custody" is likely not going to be reciprocated.

She looks like a cunt who went public trying to humiliate husband unnecessarily.
Terrible hwamen, all that.

But...

What if she *did* catch him sucking off a tranny?

Is she not entitled to humiliate a faggot who married a female while having been a faggot all along?
Does she not deserve moral satisfaction at the very minimum?

And so the crux of the issue is "was there a tranny"?
Or, rather, "who was the tranny"?

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Sargon is fucking thriving. It's bizarre to see the Jim references - this dude is now dragging his wife's son's dad's balls across the entire British political landscape.

The UK has nuclear weapons. The USA might not recognise how big other countries are, but the UK is one of the largest Western countries. It's smaller than the USA, but far larger than any individual state. There was the distant echo of smug chuckling right next to the big buttons for thermonuclear war. I have no fucking idea how he managed to pull any of it off. It makes you think, if Jim wasn't really fucking ill, he could be a lot more influential than he is.

About 1 in 10 US States are larger than the UK are you alright bongy?

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

The USA might not recognise how big other countries are, but the UK is one of the largest Western countries. It's smaller than the USA, but far larger than any individual state.

It's on par with a state like Georgia or Alabama. The UK is definitely bigger than the OG 13 colonies minus New York or Pennsylvania and maybe Maine, but you'd be hard pressed to believe it's bigger than California, Texas, Alaska or even a more moderately sized state like Colorado or Oregon/Washington. I don't even know how you came up with this fact. It easy to prove it is false.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

So when is he going to reveal his femboy boyfriend?

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This zesty mf is absolutely fuckin dudes. Like, just be a fucking faggot.

Just be gay. Like, just fuck dudes instead of trying to larp as a heterosexual and bringing two innocent children into your gay little closet. Just be gay. It wouldn't shock me if this guy has been closeted this entire time and is choosing to come out now, yknow, after making a woman commit herself to him via marriage and children. Honestly ridiculous.

 

[FedPostalService]

About 1 in 10 US States are larger than the UK are you alright bongy?

Be patient, he has autism

 

[Oilspill Battery]

"I don't want any drama" and other lies women tell themselves

"I don't want any drama, that's why I'm airing dirty laundry on twitter for all to witness, to avoid drama you see."

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

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cannot imagine growing up your entire life, spending 5 out of 7 days of the week with whatever the fuck this thing is.
i love marcus & all, but what the fuck man

I have fucked worse.

 

[Doctor Love]

How much larger is it than california?

Population-wise, it's about 75% larger than California. Population of 67mln, allegedly.

Sargon popped back into national news with the election.

Around 50% larger in population, altought its economy is 25% smaller

The USA prints money, a lot. Actually, a lot of the world's current problems come down to the USA trying to fit a square peg through a round hole - your economy is nowhere near as big as you make it out to be. Russia and China can both say, equally validly, that your economy is actually about $14.4tn.

Ours isn't better, but no, in reality California is about the size of Turkey. Unfortunately, the UK is also about the size of Turkey. Italy is smaller than Turkey. The entire system is actually fucked and our leaders have betrayed us. You have guns. You should handle it.

About 1 in 10 US States are larger than the UK are you alright bongy?

Two things. Firstly, I obviously meant population.

Secondly, that's also retarded - by land area the UK claims a pretty huge chunk of Antarctica. When you include the British Overseas Territories, it's larger than Mexico.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

It is common practice for Eve Online players who engage in PvP to shit in buckets during a large battle because taking any time away from the game can be the difference between victory and defeat.

I know this because I stopped short of shitting in buckets when I played Eve myself. That's too much for any video game. But it sounds like something a tranny fucker would do. I bet he was in Goonswarm too.