Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence. Don’t worry I’ve already deleted the show from Plex and my media server. It was taking up too much space, because he’s fat.

You’ll notice he’s in 3 segments in his first episode and that dwindles throughout season 4 and he’s only brought back once for season 5 and then never again. He hams it up pretty bad so they either thought he sucked or he was belligerent to work with, probably both. Enjoy prison.

He has the charisma of chlamydia.

 

[AprilRains]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence. Don’t worry I’ve already deleted the show from Plex and my media server. It was taking up too much space, because he’s fat.

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Intro of the show for some context.
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S04E01: Nuclear Mummy Demon
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S04E02: Escobar’s Ghost
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S04E08: Alien of the Amazon
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S05E07: Possessed by an Alien
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You’ll notice he’s in 3 segments in his first episode and that dwindles throughout season 4 and he’s only brought back once for season 5 and then never again. He hams it up pretty bad so they either thought he sucked or he was belligerent to work with, probably both. Enjoy prison.

1. He sounds and acts like a fucking nonce.
2. For all that he claim to be an atheist and rationalist, he's perfectly content to lend his dubious talents to an obviously pseudoscientific racket. He'd do anything for fame. No surprise there, but it's amusing to see it confirmed.
3. FAT

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence. Don’t worry I’ve already deleted the show from Plex and my media server. It was taking up too much space, because he’s fat.

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Intro of the show for some context.
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S04E01: Nuclear Mummy Demon
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S04E02: Escobar’s Ghost
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S04E08: Alien of the Amazon
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S05E07: Possessed by an Alien
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You’ll notice he’s in 3 segments in his first episode and that dwindles throughout season 4 and he’s only brought back once for season 5 and then never again. He hams it up pretty bad so they either thought he sucked or he was belligerent to work with, probably both. Enjoy prison.

Theres so much gold here. You can just clip out what he is saying in these and paste them over other videos of Fatrick

 

[Orange Rhymer]

really thought this was satire

Enjoy electro-laser, stalker

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

really thought this was satire

Wait is this a bit or not? Is it an actor who happens to look like fats or is this the real deal?

Also look at that screenshot from the fat faggot up there - a doggam TWEET button taking up half the address bar. How gay can you get? Obviously a hell of a lot gayer!

 

[Roland TB-303]

Wait is this a bit or not? Is it an actor who happens to look like fats or is this the real deal?

Also look at that screenshot from the fat faggot up there - a doggam TWEET button taking up half the address bar. How gay can you get? Obviously a hell of a lot gayer!

The lower third graphic says:
Patrick Tomlinson
Author

 

[CervixHammer]

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6108/6108998-6daca11f193b1c3e23182451b4bbb4ad.mp4

He was successful in combining pig and human, as proven by Fatrick's existence.

 

[AnOminous]

Also look at that screenshot from the fat faggot up there - a doggam TWEET button taking up half the address bar. How gay can you get? Obviously a hell of a lot gayer!

It's a show that actually aired, with the fat pig actually in it. Remember, whenever you watch one of these idiotic pseudoscience shows, it's people like Rick they're consulting as "experts" and lining them up to spew brain-destroying nonsensical rot.

This is on some absolute sewage output pipe of a channel called the "Science Channel." Remember, when redditors say "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" this is the kind of "science" they mean.

See, it's even on his IMDB page and you can be certain he probably made sure of that if someone else didn't do it:

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12317883/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t42

 

[AN/ALR56]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence. Don’t worry I’ve already deleted the show from Plex and my media server. It was taking up too much space, because he’s fat.

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Intro of the show for some context.
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S04E01: Nuclear Mummy Demon
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S04E02: Escobar’s Ghost
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S04E08: Alien of the Amazon
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S05E07: Possessed by an Alien
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You’ll notice he’s in 3 segments in his first episode and that dwindles throughout season 4 and he’s only brought back once for season 5 and then never again. He hams it up pretty bad so they either thought he sucked or he was belligerent to work with, probably both. Enjoy prison.

Man this is exactly like beyond shitty shows they used to run on discovery or history channel in 2008 at like 2am that you turned on your tv to sleep to the noise.
Kinda nostalgic actually.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Pests claiming to leave an unflushed log of shit after renting the Airbnb is side splitting every time he rolled to it. You know he's just red in the face thinking that a pest is capable of that

It’s gonna be awesome when Pat posts a selfie of himself holding a ziploc bag full of feces, grinning smugly because, finally, he has the DNA evidence necessary to bring down the international criminal cyberstalking cult that has targeted his “family.”

 

[AnOminous]

Man this is exactly like beyond shitty shows they used to run on discovery or history channel in 2008 at like 2am that you turned on your tv to sleep to the noise.

Don't do that. These shows are literally mindpoison, deliberately designed to fuck you up in your sleep. They will subliminally introduce retardation into your brain while you're helpless with all your filters off.

This is why I never allow a TV to be on while I'm sleeping.

It’s gonna be awesome when Pat posts a selfie of himself holding a ziploc bag full of feces, grinning smugly because, finally, he has the DNA evidence necessary to bring down the international criminal cyberstalking cult that has targeted his “family.”

My life is not complete until this happens.

But then he ruins his victory by eating it all.

 

[Maude Snew]

The lower third graphic says:
Patrick Tomlinson
Author

See, it's even on his IMDB page and you can be certain he probably made sure of that if someone else didn't do it:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12317883/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t42

Aw man they took out all the good parts, it used to be way funnier and luckily I still have the screenshots!



Edit: Oh they didn't, he just has more than one profile as apparently a single one is not capable of containing his girth. Second, better profile is here.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Here are a bunch of new things I found, courtesy of my insomni.

Nikki is offering a new SEO course! Just $149!!!!

https://postsbyghost-u.teachable.com/p/google-search-console-secrets

The Archive is just showing a blank page, not sure why.

also according to the 2023 mom2.0 conference:
”As president of Posts By Ghost, Niki Robinson’s current passions include SEO/data analysis and practical applications for artificial intelligence. She’s the creator of the 90-Day SEO Bootcamp for Bloggers and serves as the Milwaukee StorySLAM Producer for the international live storytelling organization, The Moth.”

https://mom2.com/2023-speakers/

Archive.

If you can't do, teach

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patrick saw a man getting married on Twitter and tried to talk down to him like a "wise old man" about gay sex and the definiton of "Pride". Now what's funny about this is pride is considered one of the seven deadly sins, and it is often referred to as the “mother of all sins.” It is the excessive love of one’s own excellence, which can lead to a sense of superiority and a lack of humility. I know Patrick is a faggoty atheist who hates God and takes it up the ass from his wife, but he is the epitome of pride.
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I don't really think Pride has anything to do with marriage, like not even gay marriage, Jennifer.

"It's about letting everyone who wants to get married" do what, Rick? Professional writer.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

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Aw man they took out all the good parts, it used to be way funnier and luckily I still have the screenshots!
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Edit: Oh they didn't, he just has more than one profile as apparently a single one is not capable of containing his girth. Second, better profile is here.

He must've changed it today as it looked exactly like that yesterday, I checked because I was going to make a post about his IMDB page but chose not to.
Never mind.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Reenter the super chicken.

S04E01: Nuclear Mummy Demon
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Pat is sad that he will never get to tell Julian Assange to enjoy prison.

I love this kind of post from Pat, they are almost like mini logic problems to solve.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Reenter the super chicken.

Pat is sad that he will never get to tell Julian Assange to enjoy prison.
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I love this kind of post from Pat, they are almost like mini logic problems to solve.
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Did he really just say letting Assange go free was a mistake? Is that a fake tweet? I’m actually kinda MATI. That man is a goddamned hero especially compared to this fat cunt in the thread whose bravery extends to deep-throating two hotdogs at once on a dare from his dyke wife.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Did he really just say letting Assange go free was a mistake? Is that a fake tweet? I’m actually kinda MATI. That man is a goddamned hero especially compared to this fat cunt in the thread whose bravery extends to deep-throating two hotdogs at once on a dare from his dyke wife.

He cost Hilary her rightful turn, rape is the least of all he deserves.

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

Found the Dad Bods thing and despite how egregiously cringey it is, Fat still manages to be the most awkward person on screen during his scene.

L | A

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Did he really just say letting Assange go free was a mistake? Is that a fake tweet? I’m actually kinda MATI. That man is a goddamned hero especially compared to this fat cunt in the thread whose bravery extends to deep-throating two hotdogs at once on a dare from his dyke wife.

No, it is real. I have to admit that this kind of fuck-headed idiocy is the only thing about Pat that makes me angry. He really is a completely unprincipled retard and would have been a loyal supporter of Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin or any other genocidal dictator. He is completely without political belief other than what is required for his side to take power. It does mean that I do not feel at all guilty of laughing like a hyena at all of the mishaps that continue to befall him.

https://x.com/HackingButLegal/status/1805428972559171878