Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Love Is Blue]

I hope Anisa reaches 0bpm while resting

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Yeah yeah yeah Anus. Let's see that body without the underwear hiding a good portion of the, what looks like, pretty fat belly. Every woman uses that little trick to look thinner than she is.

I said let me find out you trying to act all sadiddy
let me find out you wearing bootleg titties
let me find out you got that pussy on the loose
let me find out that nigga got you with a boost

let me find out you wearing spanx to hide your gut
let me find out your stomach bigger than your butt
let me find out them booty pants underneath
let me find out that ain't your real booty meat

 

[Charnel Ground]

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

How fucking stupid is she to believe that she will achive a resting hr of fucking 45. People that low are life long marathon runners and old people with heart problems, Jesus Christ she is stupid.
She seems to be the type to tell everybody about the big great thing they're gonna do to get the back parts and then forget about it later. What a hateable human

Silly basement hater child, you don't even know her enlarged super heart is like a diesel engine, it works best at lower rpms and this is actually a good thing.

 

[Piss Bear]

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That almost looks like the Kiwi Farms logo, lol. Dunno if that was the intention

 

[Charnel Ground]

That almost looks like the Kiwi Farms logo, lol. Dunno if that was the intention

I was just making a sad face out of it but now that you mention it does have a similar shape!

 

[JelloJerk]

Idk if I’m just retarded, but I don’t see any muscle anywhere. Who knows, maybe she can explain some more to everyone where her muscles are so we can better understand her outstanding health and fitness

She's BULKING, bro. The eternal dirty bulk! Behind all that donut fat there's a chiselled 8 pack.

Also to add to the konjac noodles thing, yes they're pretty fucking disgusting. Noodles should never have the texture of bean sprouts. And she's eating more cottage cheese between meals? Why? Is this some expert dietitian's secret food for success or something? I'm starting to think Ian doesn't actually have any bowel issue, it's just that she feeds him shit like watery algae noodles and large helpings of cottage cheese.

 

[Love Is Blue]

She's BULKING, bro. The eternal dirty bulk! Behind all that donut fat there's a chiselled 8 pack.

Also to add to the konjac noodles thing, yes they're pretty fucking disgusting. Noodles should never have the texture of bean sprouts. And she's eating more cottage cheese between meals? Why? Is this some expert dietitian's secret food for success or something? I'm starting to think Ian doesn't actually have any bowel issue, it's just that she feeds him shit like watery algae noodles and large helpings of cottage cheese.

everyone knows that eating scones like a retard eats glue is the path to having abs

 

[Chicken Gendies]

How fucking stupid is she to believe that she will achive a resting hr of fucking 45. People that low are life long marathon runners and old people with heart problems, Jesus Christ she is stupid.
She seems to be the type to tell everybody about the big great thing they're gonna do to get the back parts and then forget about it later. What a hateable human

In mild defense of Anisa, modern smart watches will underestimate your resting heart rate. Particularly if you wear your watch to bed where your sleeping heart can be used to calculate your resting heart rate.

If she uses something like a Apple watch it may read that her heart rate is in the high 40s, low 50s.

 

[Steam Deck Verified]

In mild defense of Anisa, modern smart watches will underestimate your resting heart rate. Particularly if you wear your watch to bed where your sleeping heart can be used to calculate your resting heart rate. If she uses something like a Apple watch it may read that her heart rate is in the high 40s, low 50s.

Fitbits must be the same way, mine is telling me right now that my heart rate is 48. Goodbye forever Kiwis, guess Anisa's antics don't make me chimp out and seethe the way she thinks they do.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

How fucking stupid is she to believe that she will achive a resting hr of fucking 45. People that low are life long marathon runners and old people with heart problems, Jesus Christ she is stupid.

Not true. I'm not a marathon runner or old person with heart problems, and I have a resting heart rate around 50. During sleep, it goes into the lower 40s. I even went to a doctor about it—some people just be like that.

Idk if I’m just retarded, but I don’t see any muscle anywhere. Who knows, maybe she can explain some more to everyone where her muscles are so we can better understand her outstanding health and fitness

I see no muscle at all. It really makes me wonder what she actually does. If I had a life like hers, I'd spend 2 hours in the gym each day for fun. Is she just staring at Tik Tok on her phone while zonked out on SSRIs all day?

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

 

[JelloJerk]

I just re-read the cottage cheese thing again and I just realised that she's saying "cottage cheese meals", not "cottage cheese between meals". What the fuck is a "cottage cheese meal"? Please let it be that she's just eating tubs of cottage cheese as meals, that would be so fucking funny

Pod archive:
Ian likes cringe food - She Ruined My Career! #37 [Uploaded Jun 25, 2024]
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This episode got disliked bombed and I think it's because the Kino Casino just uploaded a new VOD of them going through the podcast with a guy called YellowFlash

Some comments:


In 5 hours they have already mogged the Jomhas in views. It's over

Previous EPs:
Episode 1 and 2
3 and 4
Episode 5
Episode 6 to 8
Episode 9
Episodes 10 to 13
Episode 14
Episode 15
Episode 16
Episode 17
Episode 18
Episode 19
Episode 20 & 21
Episodes 22 & 23
Episodes 24 & 25
Episode 26
Episodes 27 & 28
Episode 29
Episode 30
Episode 31
Episode 32
Episodes 33 & 34
Episode 35
Episode 36

 

[Drama Trauma]

I just re-read the cottage cheese thing again and I just realised that she's saying "cottage cheese meals", not "cottage cheese between meals". What the fuck is a "cottage cheese meal"? Please let it be that she's just eating tubs of cottage cheese as meals, that would be so fucking funny

FYI when I was in college and weightlifting was a big thing it was quite common to eat cottage cheese as a meal (or meal substitute), because it was cheap, you get full quick and is low in fat and high in protein. As they eating cottage cheese as a meal suggest me they are literally broke.

Anisa Jomha tries: Random Access Humor

BTW what does she mean by this? Am I the only one who don't get why the dog resemblance Elon Musk?

 

[JelloJerk]

FYI when I was in college and weightlifting was a big thing it was quite common to eat cottage cheese as a meal (or meal substitute), because it was cheap, you get full quick and is low in fat and high in protein. As they eating cottage cheese as a meal suggest me they are literally broke.

I stand corrected then. Is it really just a complete tub of cottage cheese by itself?

Anisa Jomha tries: Random Access Humor

BTW what does she mean by this? Am I the only one who don't get why the dog resemblance Elon Musk?

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My guess is that she's wide, AKA fat? Body positive btw.

 

[Chongqing]

Am I the only one who don't get why the dog resemblance Elon Musk?

I think she's referring to the photo of him on a boat where he looks like his torso has a barrel inside of it.

My guess is that she's wide, AKA fat? Body positive btw.

People like this believe that every bad thing in this world should happen to the people who don't agree with them. And this applies to everything.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I stand corrected then. Is it really just a complete tub of cottage cheese by itself?

Mainly yes, if you were broke you go with the basic unflavored one, otherwise you can give it some mild seasonings going with some vegetable or there is even sugar free flavored ones too.

I think she's referring to the photo of him on a boat where he looks like his torso has a barrel inside of it.

I checked that pic before I posted it, still don't see the similarity between them. But here is the comparison:

 

[Manfreid]

I hate how she makes these posts like she’s trying to convince the world to see her as looking any different than she’s always looked body-wise. I just know she’s lazy af and spends more time on her phone than anything else. Yes, she weighs less now than she did when she had the bald head and admitted she was eating as much as whatever she wanted.

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Idk if I’m just retarded, but I don’t see any muscle anywhere. Who knows, maybe she can explain some more to everyone where her muscles are so we can better understand her outstanding health and fitness

Why the fuck is she doing bulk/cut cycles only to ramp up cardio? I'm legitimately so angry about this I had to stop lurking and express my disdain for this bitch

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

neither of those 2 could handle that dog

 

[Sample Username]

Why the fuck is she doing bulk/cut cycles only to ramp up cardio? I'm legitimately so angry about this I had to stop lurking and express my disdain for this bitch

I don't think she's actually doing them, she's just claiming it to try to get some much needed attention + seeking validation