Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

We're they? Last I saw on the CHIPS doc stream they were giving him shout-outs. I shook my head in disgust.

They said stuff like "he's obviously the most trusted journalist in the Sektur" and "if you have to beef with GNN you've already lost". Something along those lines.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Arecwe

Maybe Kayla got April pregnant?

Going with the man woman dog thoery? "Turns out your dad is your mom" Firetruck! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGpLHj-MVtk

 

[Desktop User2]

They said stuff like "he's obviously the most trusted journalist in the Sektur" and "if you have to beef with GNN you've already lost". Something along those lines.

Didn´t they just use the GNN for their latest piece on some fat bald fuck? Andy is always retweeting Kinochet as well. That might be literal, not a slight.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Enjoy.
It's not too late to suggest replacements, but make it realistic.
A lot of this pertains to Balldo's house and the general surroundings. I can't think of anything beyond that.
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Am I seeing that right Jordan Peterson is the free space

 

[keke]

Although I don't know what a skin mucous membrane in humans is,

Yeah, I messed up. I was thinking about erythema (can be caused by the allergy) which can happen in the skin OR mucous membrane and confused my writing. Thanks for the correction, I appreciate that and the further information you shared.

I don't think that's fair with Strix454, I find most of his posts very knowledgeable. As with every poster here, he may get some things wrong, but generally you shouldn't trust any technical information here at face value.

Alright. They were completely and confidently wrong (taking advantage of the poor kiwi autists) while invoking Reddit-tier snark even after I already called Nick out as lying. It is fair game to assume bad faith and call bullshit after suffering through the retardation I had to read.

Some types seem to have a disorder in the cholinergic pathway (as the name of the disease implies), but others seem to be related to histamine, sweat hypersensitivity, poral occlusion, anhidrosis, etc.

You may be familiar with this already but here is an interesting paper (yes link was cleaned)
that goes into subtypes, though the subtypes can overlap in rare instances so it’s not a perfect method.

If the house is so fucked as the CPS and police said, couldn´t it be bug bites? Bed bugs, other arachnids, whatever... maybe it was a tell of the neglect on the kids if they had bug bites as well.

This is a good theory. I like the idea of just calling them his self-harm scars after Aaron’s story where Nick punches his own head when he’s angry and arguing with Kayla.

1. Taking shit from the Farms and posting it on his Twitter as a "GNN Exclusive."

Another point against Kino Casino is they specifically shouted out that GNN account as very trustworthy, though it’s not even close. Null has even called it out on MATI for being wrong so often. The only way to be informed on Nick is to read the thread, if you just watch the Casino it’s entertaining but not always accurate.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

My guess? Nick tried to do some Drexel shit on a teenage fan. Not sure if that's been mentioned already, but my bet is on something outside the home not involving the kids.

 

[ghastlyretard]

My guess? Nick tried to do some Drexel shit on a teenage fan. Not sure if that's been mentioned already, but my bed is on something outside the home not involving the kids.

Dr. Disrespect cross-over with the Balldoverse?

 

[Law]

It's not too late to suggest replacements, but make it realistic.

Wait what gay Warhammer figures did he have?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Second, this proabably should be clipped. Drexel did nothing for over a year when people asked him to help Nick. Of course he would do nothing.

Drex got asked a couple of times by other streamers to check in on him. I just always took it as Drex being busy/not caring that much.

It could be worse for Kayla, as it would mean their marriage is over(It probably is anyway).

My headcanon is April is pregnant, decides to keep it. Nick says 5 kids are awful, but SIX?! Fuck SIX. He says fuck these kids, divorces Kayla, agrees to child support with April, and just flees to Mexico. He shacks it up with Ethan Ralph and they start the Rekiet-Ralph Streams. April is a single Cokehead mom with a crack baby, and Kayla reaps the consequences of her actions. Nick holds himself equal to Julian Assange on stream and talks about being a good, responsible dad.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

My headcanon is April is pregnant, decides to keep it. Nick says 5 kids are awful, but SIX?! Fuck SIX. He says fuck these kids, divorces Kayla, agrees to child support with April, and just flees to Mexico. He shacks it up with Ethan Ralph and they start the Rekiet-Ralph Streams. April is a single Cokehead mom with a crack baby, and Kayla reaps the consequences of her actions. Nick holds himself equal to Julian Assange on stream and talks about being a good, responsible dad.

April ditches Nick to begin climbing the social fame ladder in Mexico by hooking up with Drake Bell.

 

[Associate Rick]

I'm gonna call it, the mystery person feeding PPP and Warski info is Elijah Schaffer and he's finally gonna admit that he roofied Nick and popped his cherry that time Nick "blacked out" after his podcast appearance.

 

[Peace Through Power]

My guess? Nick tried to do some Drexel shit on a teenage fan. Not sure if that's been mentioned already, but my bed is on something outside the home not involving the kids.

Warski and PPP were saying that every adult in the house should be ashamed. It seems like it has to be about the kids in the house. If there is actually going to be a leak, my guess would be that one of the kids tested positive for an STD.
I would put 60% nothingburger, 30% April pregnant (basically still a nothingburger, unless it's the 16yo kid) and 10% real horrible shit.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

I'm gonna call it, the mystery person feeding PPP and Warski info is Elijah Schaffer and he's finally gonna admit that he roofied Nick and popped his cherry that time Nick "blacked out" after his podcast appearance.

And then he got pegged by the hammerhead.

 

[Desktop User2]

my guess would be that one of the kids tested positive for an STD

I think that would be on the CPS report...

 

[Swole McPole]

The eldest son is named Christian.

Let me guess: the father's pet name is Obstinate and the mother is affectionately called Pliable? The three live in a place called the City of Destruction

On his journey to the Celestial City, Christian is weighed down by a great burden (in the form of 26 grams of cocaine.) The burden is so great that he has to find deliverance to avoid going to hell. Obstinate and Pliable go after Christian to persuade him to return home, but Christian wants no part.

Consequently, Christian and Pliable fall into the Slough of Despond. It is here that Pliable abandons Christian, but fortunately he's pulled out by a character called Help (a certain pastor, perhaps?), who tells him that the swamp is full of decadence, scum and filth, and he needs to make his way to the Wicket Gate.

If the son's name really was inspired by A Pilgrim's Progress, Nick really should have paid more careful attention to the story rather than just using it to pick a good WASP-sounding name.

 

[thhrang]

His Discord is exploding.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I think that would be on the CPS report...

The report doesn't say they tested for it. At the time the drug test would have been more important, since the parents were busted for drugs

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Warski and PPP were saying that every adult in the house should be ashamed. It seems like it has to be about the kids in the house. If there is actually going to be a leak, my guess would be that one of the kids tested positive for an STD.

Or they tried to blame part/some of the abuse, drugs and paraphernalia on the 16 year old. Addicts will throw their own kids under the bus if they think it benefits them.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That said, even if he had Cholinergic Urticaria, my personal opinion is that his excoriation marks don't seem to result from it.

It isn't. He has very specific triggers for his allergy (exercise, work, etc...) but other things do not (hot tubs, spicy food, tropical holidays, etc...)

None of this would explain the marks that are new within the last year. This can be tracked beciase he has extensively documented himself on video.

As with every poster here, he may get some things wrong, but generally you shouldn't trust any technical information here at face value.

I'd discard it but then I'm not a healthcare professional, Nick has a skin condition (heat allergy) that doesn't effect him in the Hot Tub or on nude beaches in the Jamaican summer and Narcolepsy that has never made him fall asleep once on stream in 8 years, even while drinking like a retarded alcoholic fish.

As a non-medical professional, bases on the above information, I diagnostic him with the gay and laziness.


DISCORD is dead:

 

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His Discord is exploding.
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"I hereby announce I will continue to ignore my discord server."
I forgot he even had one.