Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Gulls on Film]

This @Fub guy is a real faggot. Just ignore him.

In other news, Jack is unironically using soyjacks again. Here's his latest.
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Is Jack unable to take a single picture of himself where he doesn't look like he is in various stages of sucking a dick?

 

[AltisticRight]

given the fact he's a 3-5x stroke survivor

Then he shouldn't get it. 6th time the charm.
Jack thinks hospitals have KPIs to kill people with injections. The next time this fat faggot strokes out, they shouldn't waste time with the hospital.

 

[Yankee Bastard]

This @Fub guy is a real faggot. Just ignore him.

In other news, Jack is unironically using soyjacks again. Here's his latest.
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If you're going to smile show some fucking teeth you mushbrained retard. Fatty looks like one of those "celebrities with teeth removed" photoshops.

 

[p1138]

Do patty and rob have any kids

So apparently he's got at least one son, and 2 grandkids, and when it came up for some channel giving away a grill he nominated them instead of himself. Considering his own age, and that the one kid we know about is a grown ass adult who doesn't need to live at home with his parents, he doesn't have much of a reason to appear in Rob's content. Unlike Junior who is a fucking failure, and needs to live with his parents while being a married man, and doesn't actually appear capable of really assisting with his cripple of a father, leaving that up to his mother instead so he can sit around and play video games while his wife gets roped into appearing in Fatty's videos.

Did your question actually have a point? Because if not, it simply pointed out how much more ridiculous the discrepancy is between the Milanowski family, and the dysfunctional Scalfani household.

 

[p1138]

Thanks. If he's smart this will creep him out enough he'll stop trying to play footsie with you guys.

Yes, he'll be creeped out that someone spent less than 60 seconds looking at his twitter/x/whatever account that he posted publicly to. Oh no.

Junior, shouldn't you be maybe helping wipe your father's ass instead of having your wife do it? It's great that you've found time to get away from calling people niggers on xbox while your father is trying to film a video where he ruins food, but maybe you've got more important things to be doing?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

How do you know this exactly? "So honey I found this dumb disabled guy on youtube that has delusions he's a famous chef and for months I've been pretending to like him while flashing knowing glances at a forum that calls his family a pack of fat retards and calls his son a faggot pedophile, isn't that a riot? You want to drive hours to go meet them with me?"

Is it possible you can be a little less of a nigger faggot?

Did your question actually have a point?

No. But he thinks he's being clever right now.

Junior, shouldn't you be maybe helping wipe your father's ass instead of having your wife do it? It's great that you've found time to get away from calling people niggers on xbox while your father is trying to film a video where he ruins food, but maybe you've got more important things to be doing?

The more time he spends here the less time he has to groom underage boys like the massive pedo-faggot he is.

 

[Whaler]

Thanks. If he's smart this will creep him out enough he'll stop trying to play footsie with you guys.

Come on, at least try a little bit harder than this shit. This isn't FB or Reddit.

 

[indomitable snowman]

This @Fub guy is a real faggot. Just ignore him.

In other news, Jack is unironically using soyjacks again. Here's his latest.
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I hope he gets pneumococcal pneumonia. His salmonella immunity is no match for streptococcus.

 

[Andoxico]

when da meatz not gud

 

[Flonominal88]

Yet he’s the guy who was selling Ai Christian shirts on Etsy

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

when da meatz not gud
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-When the next stroke is coming but you didnt eat any blueberry muffins and have to film the next episode of STEAK WURS.-

 

[p1138]

when da meatz not gud
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The irony that fatty is complaining about some church wannabe thing somewhere "Selling lots in heaven" while completely failing to realize being a performative christian is just shucking and jiving for a spot in heaven... it's as mindblowing as a stroke.

 

[Sneedmiser]

when da meatz not gud
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This is the exact expression and pose Martin Luther had before he wrote the 95 theses.

 

[AltisticRight]

when da meatz not gud
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>The human race can be embarrassing
Just look at your entire channel.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

when da meatz not gud
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Considering Jack is evangelical trash who goes to a megachurch, I am surprised he didn't buy a heaven plot from his pastor

 

[AltisticRight]

Considering Jack is evangelical trash who goes to a megachurch, I am surprised he didn't buy a heaven plot from his pastor

I hope they require him to buy 3 plots because he is fucking fat. If he ever flies, he should be forced to buy 3 tickets as well.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Fat fuck is angry at religious grifters.

Fat fuck is also the same guy who assaulted his son.

I dunnnnoooo Jack, I think the only way you're making it into super foodie heaven with your obese veins is to open up that fuckin wallet.

 

[Bassomatic]

I hope they require him to buy 3 plots because he is fucking fat. If he ever flies, he should be forced to buy 3 tickets as well.

Jack is so fat when he dies were going to pawn him off to the Japanese those guys love eating whales.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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This is nothing new. The church used to sell "indulgences" which were basically a payment for your sins. Then it became a way to buy your way into heaven. Then it became a way for you to buy another soul from hell and so on.

Then in the 1980's Jim Bakker and his wife Tammy-Faye on their PTL ministry were selling $1000 spots on their "Wall of Faith". For $1000 you got a plaque with your name on it and they hinted that if you did this you had a place in heaven.

So long as there's been grifters in religion you've had people that sell things like this. And I'm surprised the megachurch he goes to hasn't done something like this.

 

[Bassomatic]

This is nothing new. The church used to sell "indulgences" which were basically a payment for your sins. Then it became a way to buy your way into heaven. Then it became a way for you to buy another soul from hell and so on.

Then in the 1980's Jim Bakker and his wife Tammy-Faye on their PTL ministry were selling $1000 spots on their "Wall of Faith". For $1000 you got a plaque with your name on it and they hinted that if you did this you had a place in heaven.

So long as there's been grifters in religion you've had people that sell things like this. And I'm surprised the megachurch he goes to hasn't done something like this.

His church has a fucking knock off star bucks in it I think they do enough fleecing don't give them ideas.