Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
How ironic coming from someone who put a machinegun in the hands of I Love Lucy. Why would you do such a thing?! Are you a crazy gun-lover? Do you like the idea of getting mad, getting your semi-automatic* out and heading down to the nearest school and taking out some strangers who won't shoot back?

I'd take the grievance for my avatar image to the people I don't know, who maybe wrote, produced and starred in the show. It's a screen grab from an episode you dimwit.

I like guns, but I haven't had a desire to use them on anyone. That's not what they're for, nor would I ever and I do mean ever use one to harm anyone who wasn't directly threatening me first. It's sad that you're having to grasp at straws to make me look bad.

Another thing that might chap your caboose is all of my guns are legal. Purchased legally, with money I obtained legally, and carried and used legally. And where I live, I can even carry one concealed.

So how's that Brad? I've racked up less crimes with my guns than you have with a car.
 
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@YankeeTrader,

We're not talking about me anymore. @voiceguy / Richard is now 'the chosen one'. He wants us all to be disembodied energy forms for pepetuity after we die. How does that sound?

@RomanesEuntDomus: Will you follow voiceguy and his 'theory' of being a disembodied energy form after we die?

@ChurchOfGodBear: Will you be following voiceguy and his theory?

@voiceguy : What evidence do you base your non-reincarnating disembodied energy form theory - NRDEFT - on?


*Synchronism: 16:28 You owned you car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. Nothing could replace Brad. Then you totalled him." - Liberty Mutual ad
 
Read the Bible, Brad. Forget about the numbers and cherry-picking certain verses out of context that resonate with your false belief that you are the Second Coming of Christ and really read the Bible. The answers are all in there. And call Brenda. Tell her you are having a melt-down and you need help. If she truly loves you (and I honesty believe she does) she will come to you and make sure you get the professional help you need. In case you're not familiar with it, this is me being nice.

I am not the chosen one, I do not lead everyone here, that is a conceit I will not accept. At least, not without an election.
 
Or, for that matter, with your photos.

The best he can come up with that is true and factual, is that we're a bunch of people who are making fun of a grown adult on the Internet.

Oh dear, such a big deal. If he called up the Whitehouse and told them that, they'd be laughing at him as the call was being disconnected.

@YankeeTrader,

We're not talking about me anymore. @voiceguy / Richard is now 'the chosen one'. He wants us all to be disembodied energy forms for pepetuity after we die. How does that sound?

@RomanesEuntDomus: Will you follow voiceguy and his 'theory' of being a disembodied energy form after we die?

@ChurchOfGodBear: Will you be following voiceguy and his theory?

@voiceguy : What evidence do you base your non-reincarnating disembodied energy form theory - NRDEFT - on?


*Synchronism: 16:28 You owned you car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. Nothing could replace Brad. Then you totalled him." - Liberty Mutual ad


What's this we shit paleface?
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear,

Man, get with the program. I AM no longer 'it'. You're 'it'! Do you agree with @voiceguy - the new chosen one - that when we die, we're all going to be just disembodied energy forms (DEF) for the rest of time?
 
We're not talking about me anymore.

Oh yes, we are, Brad. See?

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You are still the topic of this thread. If you'd like to change the topic, you're free to ask a mod to do so for you. It's been done before.

@ChurchOfGodBear: Will you be following voiceguy and his theory?

I don't recall @voiceguy asking for followers, nor expressing an interest in obtaining them.

@ChurchOfGodBear,

Man, get with the program. I AM no longer 'it'. You're 'it'! Do you agree with @voiceguy - the new chosen one - that when we die, we're all going to be just disembodied energy forms (DEF) for the rest of time?
It's an interesting possibility, though I'm not convinced.
 
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Whitehouse
White House. When you call 202-456-1414, you have to tell them who you want to talk to. If you fuc around, I don't know what happens - I never do. I always properly identify myself and then ask for 'Comments'. I would rather talk to a live volunteer then leave a recorded message.
 
The best he can come up with that is true and factual, is that we're a bunch of people who are making fun of a grown adult on the Internet.

Oh dear, such a big deal. If he called up the Whitehouse and told them that, they'd be laughing at him as the call was being disconnected.
The fact that he voluntarily comes here, rather than just posting on his own empty forums, shows that he loves the shit out of this place. So it's pretty tough to claim you're bothered by us when all you have to do is NOT click the "Kiwi Farms" bookmark immediately after rolling out of bed.
 
White House. When you call 202-456-1414, you have to tell them who you want to talk to. If you fuc around, I don't know what happens - I never do. I always properly identify myself and then ask for 'Comments'. I would rather talk to a live volunteer then leave a recorded message.


Hey, you're the one talking about speaking to your new besties about bullying, so I'm not the one that needs the tips.

The fact that he voluntarily comes here, rather than just posting on his own empty forums, shows that he loves the shit out of this place. So it's pretty tough to claim you're bothered by us when all you have to do is NOT click the "Kiwi Farms" bookmark immediately after rolling out of bed.

He would solve so many of his own problems if he just went away.
 
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I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people— 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. 3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior…” -1 Timothy 2:1-3

Do you agree with your disciple Paul that we as Christians should pray that Trump have wisdom as how to govern this nation as our new president?
 
@ChurchOfGodBear,

Man, get with the program. I AM no longer 'it'. You're 'it'! Do you agree with @voiceguy - the new chosen one - that when we die, we're all going to be just disembodied energy forms (DEF) for the rest of time?

Funny how you still brad like crazy even when accepting that you are not the chosen one.
But that's not really true, isn't it? You still believe to be someone that stands above all the rest and are just trowing a temper tantrum because they took away one of your most favourite toys by making Trump president.

And you know what: Not everyone may like the outcome of this election but in the end, Trump is the chosen one. The one the people chose by voting for him. YOU were never the chosen one, because the only one that ever chose you were you yourself. But life does not work this way. You need a majority, be it voters or power or else.

You're a fail, Brad, and unless you truely show some humility and insight, we'll continue to make fun of you.
Because, guess, what - you may be crazy and delusional, but you're also funny as hell. You should try comedy, there you'd get actual followers.
 
Oh yes, we are, Brad. See?
I no, I quit. What will you do now that I've quit?* Go back to bullying the little girl next door?

I don't recall @voiceguy asking for followers, nor expressing an interest in obtaining them.
He clearly said he was smarter than me. So, I'll ask again. According to Richard @voiceguy, we're all going to end up as DEF once we die. Do you agree with the chosen one?


Synchronism: 16:47 "Don't judge him too harshly." - Admiral on ST: TNG

I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people— 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. 3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior…” -1 Timothy 2:1-3. Do you agree with your disciple Paul that we as Christians should pray that Trump have wisdom as how to govern this nation as our new president?
It doesn't matter what I think. How do you feel about it? And ask @voiceguy ; he's the chosen one now. Do you agree with his DEF theory?
 
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I no, I quit. What will you do now that I've quit?* Go back to bullying the little girl next door?

Topic still says "Brad Watson", so unless a mod changes it, we're still talking about you. See, the mods have control over the forum. You don't. That's how these things work.

He clearly said he was smarter than me. So, I'll ask again. According to Richard @voiceguy, we're all going to end up as DEF once we die. Do you agree with the chosen one?
Having never been dead, I have no information by which to form an opinion.
 
"Good luck" - Star Trek
 
I no, I quit. What will you do now that I've quit?* Go back to bullying the little girl next door?


He clearly said he was smarter than me. So, I'll ask again. According to Richard @voiceguy, we're all going to end up as DEF once we die. Do you agree with the chosen one?


Synchronism: 16:47 "Don't judge him too harshly." - Admiral on ST: TNG


If memory serves, he was speaking of a Lieutenant Commander who ended up being a host to a parasitic life form who tried to destroy the Federation.

Do you have a small little slug like creature trying to undermine peaceful society?
 
Topic still says "Brad Watson", so unless a mod changes it, we're still talking about you. See, the mods have control over the forum. You don't. That's how these things work.
Wrong, wong. I do what I want.

Having never been dead, I have no information by which to form an opinion.
Then you don't believe in reincarnation. Everyone has their beliefs including what they believe will happen to them after death. What's your belief? You've never been to another Earth-like plan-it, do you believe in them?
 
lol looks like Brad completely lost it because some guy with tiny hands won the office and is giving up. Seems like he's also shitting on people and trying to pretend he has elements that don't render him a failure.

Note that writing is something any schmuck can do Brad; it takes skills only to write well. Music is also one of the softer degrees to get and it's not that impressive, though composing does take a wee bit of talent and skill to again do well. Lastly, golfing is also not impressive unless you're trying to play professionally.

Maybe Trump winning made him realize through his haze of nuttery that he has nothing in life to look forward to? Most idiots who like Revelation tend to be of that mindset.
 
If memory serves, he was speaking of a Lieutenant Commander who ended up being a host to a parasitic life form who tried to destroy the Federation.
Nope. Same characters/actors, but they return* later for that episode.

Do you have a small little slug like creature trying to undermine peaceful society?
Yes, his screen name is YankeeTrader. Wow! You threw me a hanging-curve right over the middle of the plate and POW!


*17:01 "If the Romulans have returned to this sector..." ST: TNG
 
Wrong, wong. I do what I want.


Then you don't believe in reincarnation. Everyone has their beliefs including what they believe will happen to them after death. What's your belief? You've never been to another Earth-like plan-it, do you believe in them?
Indeed, that is correct, you can "quit" all you want. It will, however, have no effect on you remaining the topic of this thread. I'm glad we cleared that up.

I do have my beliefs about what happens after death. You are again correct about that. However, I remind you that discussing them is "powerleveling" and is not allowed as per forum rules.
 
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