Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Snusmumriken]

This should be called the Tim and Eric Extras Thread

 

[pork and beans]

I think Gerard was the complete opposite on that.

He’s had his moments too honestly this is pretty rough


but yeah the difference between their styles or lack there of is baffling.

Spoiler: another bad haircut

I guess gerard just had a keener artistic eye or something.
It’s pretty clear that he must’ve been into fashion and makeup and that he probably drew inspiration from other art like German expressionism or whatever.

Meanwhile I dont think I could ever decipher the thought process that led to this

Still unattractive though.

god, they look like


also I’m sorry but Cillian Murphy looks like a Barbie doll to me especially in Oppenheimer

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Cillian Murphy looks like a Barbie doll to me especially in Oppenheimer

To me he looks like an artist's depiction of a young man's body that has been possessed by the soul of a very very old and bitter man.

Not sure if I have some kind of fucked up pooner-induced paranoia but I swear a lot of these nu-male celebs look like Ellen Page.

Some thing about this picture always makes me laugh.

 

[batteredpancakes]

also I’m sorry but Cillian Murphy looks like a Barbie doll to me especially in Oppenheimer

Cillian's gaunt face and piercing eyes are scary AF. I don't get what other woman see in him.

He makes for a good villain actor though.
Also, Love him but Lewis Capaldi belongs here

Only 27 too. He has a bad coke habit allegedly.

 

[pork and beans]

an artist's depiction of a young man's body that has been possessed by the soul of a very very old and bitter man

He makes for a good villain actor though

He’d be an amazing Dorian Gray

Not sure if I have some kind of fucked up pooner-induced paranoia but I swear a lot of these nu-male celebs look like Ellen Page.

Some thing about this picture always makes me laugh

the pooner induced paranoia is real but also they definitely do look like Ellen. And that guy is hilarious, omfg. the Pointy nose and the librarian glasses with the Karen haircut and the jacked body. Absolutely eclectic


and wow I did not know that was what Lewis Capaldi looked like. I’m guessing he’s English. That’d be worse than coke

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Black boglim.

 

[Waifu Days]

Youtube Let's Player PKGAM. The only nice thing I can say is his face fits his voice.

Here's of him doing some Dance Dance Revolution video.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Yungblud belongs here. Another British man.

And no that's not lip filler. He's had those lips since he was a kid.

Oh and this guy that Disney tried (and failed) to make into a teen heartthrob by giving him the lead roles in a few movies. Sterling Knight.

He did end up growing into his face post-Disney era and he looks attractive and normal now. instagram

 

[Chongqing]

Search engines don't have any photos of Ali from the current season of 90 Day Fiance UK and that makes me feel very disappointed.

 

[Kamui]

Has this specimen been posted before? He's being shilled as a hottie, which is insane given how smushed and weird his face is. He looks like a TIF who's been on T for years, with the crusty skin, jowls and heavy, sad eyes.

I hate how media throws barf bags at us and expects us to feast on it. Give me actually hot men god damn it.

 

[DumbDude43]

Has this specimen been posted before? He's being shilled as a hottie, which is insane given how smushed and weird his face is. He looks like a TIF who's been on T for years, with the crusty skin, jowls and heavy, sad eyes.
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I hate how media throws barf bags at us and expects us to feast on it. Give me actually hot men god damn it.

is this guy half asian
he looks mixed

 

[Kamui]

John Jurasek aka Reviewbrah aka TheReportOfTheWeek.

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Oh my god I just realized he looks like Lorde.

 

[prrinnyO]

Has this specimen been posted before? He's being shilled as a hottie, which is insane given how smushed and weird his face is. He looks like a TIF who's been on T for years, with the crusty skin, jowls and heavy, sad eyes.
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I hate how media throws barf bags at us and expects us to feast on it. Give me actually hot men god damn it.

He must be aware of how hideous he is because he's covering his mouth in almost every photo I've seen of him.

He's also a deadbeat father.

 

[Dysnomia]

Ever time I see Bill I think that he's the slightly more attractive version of Steve Buscemi. Still unattractive though.
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Mikey Way always seemed very incapable of styling himself. Weird cause I think Gerard was the complete opposite on that.

Of all the rat faced males in Hollywood Steve Buscemi is the least offensive because it fits his characters and he was never pushed as a hottie. But they totally look related.

They want us to lust for rat faces. I guess some women do find them attractive. I don't get it.

 

[PandaChai]

>bri'ish
>youchuber
Is there any worse pairing?

 

[Inside your walls]

Benny Blanco is pretty weird looking

He's also a deadbeat father.

Not just him. There's really an epidemic in Hollywood of weird looking men such as him, Ethan Slater and Jeremy Allan White
being deadbeat absentee fathers.

 

[Kamui]

>bri'ish
>youchuber
Is there any worse pairing?

I can't look at pyrocynical without remembering that he cosplayed asuka

Benny Blanco is pretty weird looking

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Not just him. There's really an epidemic in Hollywood of weird looking men such as him, Ethan Slater and Jeremy Allan White
being deadbeat absentee fathers.

Look at the shit they're trying to sell us as desireable. Ugly troll looking males who won't take care of their children. It's no surprise beautiful women get involved with men who are leagues below them and accept poor treatment, we're told that's the dream.

 

[JambledUpWords]

He must be aware of how hideous he is because he's covering his mouth in almost every photo I've seen of him.

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He's also a deadbeat father.

He looks like a plastic version of Rob Lowe that was left in front of the fireplace for too long.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Benny Blanco is pretty weird looking

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Not just him. There's really an epidemic in Hollywood of weird looking men such as him, Ethan Slater and Jeremy Allan White
being deadbeat absentee fathers.

This man is a fucking creature, I know Selena Gomez has had a bad time falling off with her partying addiction but damn.

Guess she would need to be pilled and drunk out of her mind to let that caveman crawl on top of her.

 

[batteredpancakes]

is this guy half asian
he looks mixed

Doubt it. The Irish have a decent amount of monolid eye genetics.

Look at the shit they're trying to sell us as desireable.

I do think that Barry Keoghan is a bit of a 'diversity ' hire. He had a drug addict mother that died and he spent his childhood in foster care. The British/Irish acting associations want him around to ward off the constant accusations of nepotism and class privilege that they get. It's pretty rare for actors to not be from rich or affluent families in the isles, much more so compared to the USA.

Benny Blanco is pretty weird looking

People get caught up with all the attractive mixed people but forget that being mixed can also mean you can also end up with some funny looking features.