SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Niggergante]

The article also just contradicts itself several times in a lame attempt to throw you off as to what it actually is before you get to end.

Can you elaborate? I was listening to this during work and barely remember anything but it's intelligent, vaguely dear shaped, maybe an alien, and had fingers.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Went and watched a Volgun upload on a newer SCP for the first time in months. While he does try to elevate what was done in writing and does a decent job at doing so, the SCP itself is yet another overdescription of a simple concept, relies too much on logs of random people's interactions with it, and tries way too hard to establish it as yet another unkillable evil that's just like muh scp-096, except this one's also super smart and stuff. It's just a worse version of the /x/ not deer greentexts it's based on. The article also just contradicts itself several times in a lame attempt to throw you off as to what it actually is before you get to end. Apparently the writer of this one began writing for SCP during lockdown and their nu-scp nature shows. At least they didn't insert any gay shit in this one.

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>Anomalous, some may say
Fucking SCP newfags...I have not listened/read this nor have I heard of the source material for this SCP, so I'm not sure as to its quality other than what you stated. Will have to check.

 

[Toolbox]

Can you elaborate? I was listening to this during work and barely remember anything but it's intelligent, vaguely dear shaped, maybe an alien, and had fingers.

The documented research seems to go against itself several times.
- The deer are named as if they're being treated as a different deer species, despite clearly just emulating deer.
- It's revealed repeatedly and then most obviously at the end that this is just an alien species occupying deer carcasses, contradicting this several times.
- "The deer won't kill people indoors", proceeds to write a log of someone who was clearly killed by a deer that burst their door down
Just a few of the problems I can spot, which I can't really see as mistakes, they're intentionally misleading or just lies to try and make the scp more of an enigma, but it just makes the hypothetical researcher or researchers who you're supposed to in-lore assume wrote this shit out to be retarded. What, they can't edit their own document? It's not like the not-deer article is the first I've seen have this tactic, but it's kind of egregious with it. One of the worst tropes on the site.

>Anomalous, some may say
Fucking SCP newfags...I have not listened/read this nor have I heard of the source material for this SCP, so I'm not sure as to its quality other than what you stated. Will have to check.

Some bot narrated examples. It's not all quality per se but /x/ writers generally know they need to keep their shit short and sweet rather than over explaining things, and they aren't subject to the same pitfalls as nu-scp. You can find more on this by just looking for not deer or not deer /x/.

 

[PandaChai]

At least they didn't insert any gay shit in this one.

Yet. They didn't insert any gay shit in this one, yet.
Just wait for the rewrite squad to show up to spruce it up a bit

 

[Valstrax]

Just a few of the problems I can spot, which I can't really see as mistakes, they're intentionally misleading or just lies to try and make the scp more of an enigma, but it just makes the hypothetical researcher or researchers who you're supposed to in-lore assume wrote this shit out to be retarded. What, they can't edit their own document? It's not like the not-deer article is the first I've seen have this tactic, but it's kind of egregious with it. One of the worst tropes on the site.

If this were in-universe, the researching who wrote the article would've been fired... then immediately demoted to D-Class.

 

[PandaChai]

If this were in-universe, the researching who wrote the article would've been fired... then immediately demoted to D-Class.

100%. The AGP SCP writers make out the Foundation as one big happy family who'll let their darling and just fantastic log-writing scientists do whatever makes them happy. To quote Metokur, the OG Foundation would "rather just put a bullet in ya".

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

- "The deer won't kill people indoors", proceeds to write a log of someone who was clearly killed by a deer that burst their door down

In an intelligently written article this could be deliberately used as a way to get the reader to question the trustworthiness of the author/organization. However, I doubt this was intentional.

 

[Toolbox]

In an intelligently written article this could be deliberately used as a way to get the reader to question the trustworthiness of the author/organization. However, I doubt this was intentional.

It's clearly not supposed to be the intent here, and trying to make SCP out as that much of an unreliable narrator is beyond retarded. What does that add if the SCP isn't supposed to be some sort of psychological mind manipulating one? This isn't the first article that's had this tactic and it won't be the last, it's as egregious as over relying on [REDACTED] but at least that one's not abjectly lying to your face to go back on what was said in a few paragraphs, and actually makes sense for a super secretive organization.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

It's clearly not supposed to be the intent here, and trying to make SCP out as that much of an unreliable narrator is beyond retarded. What does that add if the SCP isn't supposed to be some sort of psychological mind manipulating one? This isn't the first article that's had this tactic and it won't be the last, it's as egregious as over relying on [REDACTED] but at least that one's not abjectly lying to your face to go back on what was said in a few paragraphs, and actually makes sense for a super secretive organization.

There's another article that does the not-deer concept much better IMO.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6466

Mostly because it's not bogged down by useless shit like over a dozen interviews and addendums.

 

[AnOminous]

Went and watched a Volgun upload on a newer SCP for the first time in months.

Four digit SCP.

First digit is 6.

Disregarded.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

The documented research seems to go against itself several times.
- The deer are named as if they're being treated as a different deer species, despite clearly just emulating deer.
- It's revealed repeatedly and then most obviously at the end that this is just an alien species occupying deer carcasses, contradicting this several times.
- "The deer won't kill people indoors", proceeds to write a log of someone who was clearly killed by a deer that burst their door down
Just a few of the problems I can spot, which I can't really see as mistakes, they're intentionally misleading or just lies to try and make the scp more of an enigma, but it just makes the hypothetical researcher or researchers who you're supposed to in-lore assume wrote this shit out to be retarded. What, they can't edit their own document? It's not like the not-deer article is the first I've seen have this tactic, but it's kind of egregious with it. One of the worst tropes on the site.

Some bot narrated examples. It's not all quality per se but /x/ writers generally know they need to keep their shit short and sweet rather than over explaining things, and they aren't subject to the same pitfalls as nu-scp. You can find more on this by just looking for not deer or not deer /x/.

Ahhh, I see. Much appreciated for the examples and the source. No quality control these days...

If this were in-universe, the researching who wrote the article would've been fired... then immediately demoted to D-Class.

I remember that one scenario where a scientist proceeded to leak a photo of SCP-096 in order to encourage the foundation to take these things more seriously. They demoted him but allowed him to live simply to find a way to destroy 096, after that he would be executed. If that were to happen with nu-SCP he'd probably just plead "oopsy daisy" and keep his job considering the colossal fuck ups staff do yet still get to keep their jobs, as we see with the researcher assigned to this Not Deer SCP.

Four digit SCP.

First digit is 6.

Disregarded.

Fuuuuuuuuuck me...6000 SCPs...I assure you 99% of those are ass.

 

[Valstrax]

Take a shot for every LGBT-themed SCP you find in the 6000 category, you'll die from liver failure.

 

[Bucephalus]

If this were in-universe, the researching who wrote the article would've been fired... then immediately demoted to D-Class.

Forget the researchers. The accountants who signed off on the containment procedures ought to be fed to 682.

Should an SCP-6448 instance be captured, it is to be brought to Site-44 for containment and study.

Footnote 3: Site-44 is located in Essex, England. See History for details.

Spoiler

So basically, they originally had these things locked up in a research site in North Carolina, but the Not-Deer kept breaking in by digging tunnels under the site and breaking their buddies out, like they're the goddamn Sinaloa Cartel. So instead of fortifying the site against deer trying to tunnel in, or putting them in a trailer truck and transporting them to a US site outside of Appalachia, they decide "oh, let's send them all to Engerland instead."

Air travel is expensive. You have to pay for the plane. The fuel. The pilots. Armed guards to shuffle the Not-Deer on and off the plane without killing everybody. The fortifications necessary to prevent these guys from breaking out of the cargo hold and opening the airlock mid-flight, because that sounds like something they'd do. At least two private airbases, because you can't risk the civvies seeing this. Land transportation to and from the research sites and the airbases, and everything that entails. And then instead of putting them on a flight to Puerto Rico, or Hawaii, or Guam, or anywhere off-continent that's still under US jurisdiction, you drag the Brits into it and make it an international issue.

So let's say you work for the Foundation's accounting division. Which flight are you going to sign off on?

Oh, and that's not even the best part. Eventually, the Not-Deer break out of the site in Essex too, so now England has an uncontained population of these things running amok. Great planning, guys.

 

[BirdUp]

So let's say you work for the Foundation's accounting division. Which flight are you going to sign off on?

it doesnt matter because they have infinite resources or something

Eventually, the Not-Deer break out of the site in Essex too, so now England has an uncontained population of these things running amok. Great planning, guys.

it doesnt matter because they can just ask newspapers to not cover this and ask ISPs to take webpages/sites offline, which totally doesnt make things worse

 

[Bucephalus]

it doesnt matter because they have infinite resources or something

Then why don't they just send them to the fucking moonbase?
Problem solved.

Come to think of it, I reckon about half the Keters they have would immediately stop being a problem if you just sent them to the moon. Like, what are they going to do? Break out? And go where?

 

[BirdUp]

Then why don't they just send them to the fucking moonbase?
Problem solved.

you're forgetting the fact they have magic sigils that make their operations invisible to civilians

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

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Christ it's worse than I thought, I wonder if anyone else outside of here caught how retarded this is. Probably not since this place is the only place I've seen people shit on SCP. Nice image choice btw I was looking for something like this.

it doesnt matter because they have infinite resources or something

Why RPC immediately wins in that regard for me, story telling wise. They have to get approval from countries to operate and have to justify why they should be given a finite amount of resources. SCP having infinite resources is just...silly even for the setting. People try to justify it with "well they're fighting unstoppable monsters, Eldritch Gods, etc. so they have to have practically infinite resources! They probably have portals to dimensions filled with resources too!" among(us) other arguments. Remember when the worst creature they barely managed to contain was SCP-682?

it doesnt matter because they can just ask newspapers to not cover this and ask ISPs to take webpages/sites offline, which totally doesnt make things worse

(nothing matters eh?) Sadly I can definitely see people just forgetting these topics ever exist and go on with their lives instead of going "what are they hiding?" Normies are their own worst enemy after all, in a real life situation the Foundation would've been exposed a thousand times by now. That's why I appreciate the SCPs that are in an alternate timeline where they revealed their presence already. Makes far more sense.

Then why don't they just send them to the fucking moonbase?

I completely forgot they had a fucking Moonbase that they never use.

you're forgetting the fact they have magic sigils that make their operations invisible to civilians

What the fuck? I mean I know they had some form of magic bullshit but it was rarely if ever used, if it was it was either on a joke article or against some cosmic entity like that one fucker stuck in chains that will eventually break...only to find out that he's not really a threat anyway for some reason. There's a few articles involving him but the one I'm thinking of is the one where they took the 'Merica style of dealing with anomalies by obliterating it's cranium with howitzers.

 

[AnOminous]

Come to think of it, I reckon about half the Keters they have would immediately stop being a problem if you just sent them to the moon. Like, what are they going to do? Break out? And go where?

Obliterate all of existence:

https://the-scp.foundation/object/scp-2821

 

[Toolbox]

Obliterate all of existence:

https://the-scp.foundation/object/scp-2821

How much have they expanded SCP into SPACE! ? The most I was aware of their operations outside of Earth used to be decently realistically limited, of course boosted by a few anomalies but still fairly realistic to what current human tech is actually capable of. Stuff like trying to deploy satellites to block the signal from whatever the red spot on Jupiter was supposed to be. They've written lunar bases into the lore now? Are SCP actually interstellar and not just through limited excursions through extra dimensional portals or whatever?

And can I say how much I hate the nu formatting of the SCP website?

 

[AnOminous]

And can I say how much I hate the nu formatting of the SCP website?

That's why I used the non wikidot one because it has a retarded pride SCP logo, like SCP would ever actually have that.