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Unfortunately chibi is chibi and couldn't keep a secret to save his life.
Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television
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scotchtape772572
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Those betting on a moving to Japan arc still happening: he's trying to get a job as a tour guide
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adam white said:
I feel like Chibi is being very loose with the definition of "friend" here.
"This right here folks is a famous spot in Japan, it was in the very famous JAY ARE PEE GEE Persona 5. What do you mean? You want to visit places outside of anime and video game related areas?"
I would bet some dollaridoos that he met them in some Otaku related area and they took pity on him.
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My money is that his Japanese "friends" were the ones trying to get some sleep while he was speedrunning Mario on the GameCube that one time.
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The Japanese have always been ones for collecting strange foreigners as pets, see Nobunaga adopting Yasuke for being a curiously melanated individual. I feel like Chibi's coddled life is something any Japanese bugman would be too fascinated with to stay away from.
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Nah, that was the tour group full of literal retards, and even they had enough of his speedrunning and turned the lights off on him. Conveying the "I'd really prefer it if you'd be quiet" message perfectly without having to say a word
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Yeah just what we need. A guy conducting tours of Tokyo's best weeb spots and he'd have to go by train everywhere because getting a driver's license in Japan as an American is a pain in the fucking ass.
Some ex-pats have the luxury of being able to just walk into the licensing place with a few pieces of paper and get their Japanese driver's license. We as Americans can't. Why? We have 50 different states with 50 different licensing requirements. So when it came to some kind of reciprocity deal with Japan we couldn't get it. You need to take the driving course. You need to take the practical test. It's expensive and you will fail. Nobody passes the first time. You're lucky if you pass on your second attempt. Some people have gone there a half-dozen times before they pass. Why do they fail? Nobody really knows. You could literally be textbook in your driving but they would still fail you for some unknown reason.
The solution? Get an International Driver's license from AAA which is good for a year. Go home after a year, get a new one. For the longest time people were using these for years after they expired and just played the, "oh I'm a stupid gaijin!" card and it worked. Then in the 2000's the police started cracking down on them and imposing fines. So either go back home every year to get a new one or bite the bullet and hope like hell you pass on your second attempt.
The solution? Get an International Driver's license from AAA which is good for a year. Go home after a year, get a new one. For the longest time people were using these for years after they expired and just played the, "oh I'm a stupid gaijin!" card and it worked. Then in the 2000's the police started cracking down on them and imposing fines. So either go back home every year to get a new one or bite the bullet and hope like hell you pass on your second attempt.
He's lucky none of them got aggressive and tried to pull the cable then threaten to strangle him with it.
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Realistically, there are enough weebs traveling to Japan that a tour of anime/video game adjacent shit would be viable. You probably wouldn't even need to drive or take the train because you can just have them spend the entire tour in Akihabara.
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Lol this guy really turned down a teaching position 'cause it wasn't in Tokyo? Massive fag. Small town Japan is the best.
Buddhabouya
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I will never believe this nigger got offered a job teaching little chinks english
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What a fucking retard. You don't get a month off of work just because you want it. Part of being an adult is doing things you don't like to do to pay bills.
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He's always been flighty and frankly, I can see this as an opportunity for his boss to give him the boot.
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It's insane that he'd risk throwing away his frankly too high paying job. This retard didn't spend enough time working shit jobs for no money, apparently. He has no idea how good he has it.
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I've been dragging my ass to class every day to keep perfect attendance in the hopes that it will eventually lead to a good job position. Attendance helps.
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Wishing you luck, man. I'm stuck in a shit job that pays nothing and it's hell. People like Chibi piss me off. They get handed great jobs and don't know how good they have it.
Maybe I should learn a trade...
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Didn't a recent message leak reveal his sales figures are dogshit and he's already on performance management?
Cheebs might need to think about a plan B. There's certainly no way in hell Japan will have him permanently just to be some entry-level wage slave.
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Who's gonna laugh once Cheebs starts a new dynasty of Japanese emperors? That's right, nobody.
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I'm getting some Always Sunny vibe where this is a Dennis plot to get pussy but will back fire spectacularly.
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The only way that is gonna happen is if Cheebs winds up somehow in an isekai story with him as the boring bland ass over powered protagonist.