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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 224 23.7%
  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 65 6.9%
  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 415 43.8%
  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 202 21.3%
  • Tim

    Votes: 353 37.3%
  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 190 20.1%
  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 244 25.8%
  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 22 2.3%
  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 473 49.9%
  • Max Landis

    Votes: 52 5.5%

  • Total voters
    947
They should have just reviewed Farscape, Mike's takes are more proof of him being an old man boomer than any of his mispronunciations.
Gotta love the guys who normalized movie length criticism of movies using the "People are starving in Africa" argument when Disney shits on the canon
I want a re:view of Stargate, personally.
 
I want a re:view of Stargate, personally.
My memory might serve me wrong, but I remember Mike saying in a video (I forget which one) that he hated Stargate.

(btw, I finally saw that movie for the first time recently. My expectations were six feet under because Roland Emmerich, but I actually wasn't miserable watching it. Maybe it's my bias for Kurt Russell that saved it for me-- I dunno. Haha)
 
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I'm 30 minutes into the video, and they've yet to start actually reviewing the show ...

Rich does not look like he could be bothered with all of this culture war talk. lol.


Update: I skipped around the video a bit ... Still no actual review of the show. It's all talking about the culture war shit. Probably gonna stop there.

On top of that, Mike missed the mark entirely about something as I was skipping around. He said that people (right wingers?) would trash an amazing show because of diversity, like how the left would defend a shitty show because of diversity. Big yikes. I don't know a single conservative who has seen Cobra Kai (a show with lots of diversity) and has hated it, for starters. Don't lots of conservatives love Yellowstone as well, as they sing the praises of Beth (who is a "strong female character" and "girlboss")?

Is RLM going to go down the path of YMS and start making salty videos about The Critical Drinker or something now? Hope not.


Also, gonna disagree with Mike again: The lesbian R2-D2 joke wasn't funny. I'm not offended by it ... But it was a cringey joke that wasn't funny. As a child, not once did I ever consider C3PO's sexuality. I always just viewed him as a prim and proper scaredy cat who talked too much. Sure, he might have been a faggot, but I never considered him gay. 🤷‍♀️
Which is when I turned off the video. Didn't give a dislike though as I wasn't really angry. If it were a one-off thing, I would agree with Rich, but him citing Ghostbuster 2016 is like saying Patient Zero is not infected. It's been 8 years, we know Hollywood, and Disney especially, makes woke garbage that deliberately insults its audience and that's what craters the shows. Hollywood now makes woke garbage because from top to bottom, everyone who works in it is pushing a Critical Race agenda over making entertainment and has been confirmed by James O'Keefe.

I do find it odd that RLM is now chasing the #Acolyte like most of the entertainment Youtubers. They don't do the Youtube grind, nor typically talk about topical things. They usually talk about whatever they want to talk about.

I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion but I would have prefered they just didn't interact with this show at all. Don't waste air on Disney+ slop.
I definitely agree that they shouldn't talk about things they obviously don't care about. My opinion on their views of Picard aside, at least they cared about it, even though they ended up the pathetic fanboys they make fun of for liking Rogue One. Disney Wars show? Waste of time.
 
My memory might serve me wrong, but I remember Mike saying in a video (I forget which one) that he hated Stargate.

(btw, I finally saw that movie for the first time recently. My expectations were six feet under because Roland Emmerich, but I actually wasn't miserable watching it. Maybe it's my bias for Kurt Russell that saved it for me-- I dunno. Haha)
I kinda hated stargate just from flipping around channels and seeing that sg1 or the other series was on, skipping past it but I watched a couple episodes start to finish that were actually good, decided to watch the movie and had a good time. Mike can fuck off and someone else can fill the seat because he has shit taste.
 
Hollywood now makes woke garbage because from top to bottom, everyone who works in it is pushing a Critical Race agenda over making entertainment and has been confirmed by James O'Keefe.

It was less insufferable than I was expecting, and I think they must be praised for pounding the essential point -- checking boxes doesn't make it good or bad on its own -- but there's a lot of what feels like deliberately glossing over things so they (mostly Mike) can remain Above It All. It is insane to say that Kathleen Kennedy is just chasing trends and demographics when her leadership has seen Star Wars lose truckloads of money and no end in sight to alienating its traditional audience.
 
The nu-Trek clips looked horrific and made me grateful I dropped Discovery and Picard early. In fact, that's the big take away from this. If you think something is dogshit, stop watching it. I've never once thought "Wow, I should really dive back into Nu-Trek so I can argue with retards online".
Haven't bothered with anything Star Trek since the farce that was Into Darkness. It was one of the few times that I laughed so hard in the movie theater because something was so hilariously bad. I was incapable of internalizing the secondhand embarrassment I felt while watching that godawful movie.

And I just can't be bothered with Star Wars anymore. Anything I have watched since The Last Jedi has only been because my husband convinced me to watch it with him. Then, the Kenobi series happened, and I told him to leave me the hell alone when it comes to Star Wars, and I haven't looked back since. Haha. Even my husband eventually decided to quit after he saw Mando Season 3 and told me how terrible it was.

I remember when the Netflix Cowboy Bebop dropped, too. Everything about it screamed "dogshit" in the advertising, so I never watched it. And look-- it got canceled after only one season.

It's not worth it to hate watch anything anymore. However, if you really want to do it, then at least have the intelligence to sail the seven seas to watch it.
 
Anything I have watched since The Last Jedi has only been because my husband convinced me to watch it with him. Then, the Kenobi series happened, and I told him to leave me the hell alone when it comes to Star Wars, and I haven't looked back since. Haha. Even my husband eventually decided to quit after he saw Mando Season 3 and told me how terrible it was.
I remember pirating Rise of Skywalker and being glad I did, the thought of paying is just too much. I can't get over Kenobi hiding Leia in his coat while walking by a bunch of Imps. I can forgive some retarded shit - I have been into Star Wars for decades, after all - but whoever wrote that scene truly has the biggest of brainworms. Mando season threes biggest problem was the same with Boba Fett, where the main character took a backseat in their own show. MCU type story telling has fucked these franchises.
However, if you really want to do it, then at least have the intelligence to sail the seven seas to watch it.
I'd go even further, and say do this with almost everything, really. The last streaming thing I paid for was Shudder, until AMC cowardly refused to show a movie about the dangers of trans "healthcare". Fuck it, I'll pay for my Internet connection, and thanks to rippers, it's all I need.
 
It's not worth it to hate watch anything anymore. However, if you really want to do it, then at least have the intelligence to sail the seven seas to watch it.
I feel like the last time I enjoyed doing that was when the live action Dragonball Z movie was on TV, the commercials were a great reprieve, and gave me time to piss and get another beer.
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I haven't watched the Plinkett Reviews in years so forgive if I'm wrong, but aren't they riddled with similar complaints like this? Like the one that sticks out in my mind is the contradiction of a '1000 generations' vs '1000 years' of protection of from the jedi. Seems pretty gay to suddenly be like, "who cares nerds, there are people starving in Africa." Like if when Mike was writing the script for the Plinkett review and wanted to quickly double check online only for the info to have been stealth edited by online shills, I feel like he'd be rightfully pissed off. The guy they cut to literally had the Wookiepedia people crying about getting death threats from him because he simply pointed out on stream that they were changing dates on their online wiki. Their "it's ok when we do it" attitude can really get on my nerves sometimes.
 
Seems pretty gay to suddenly be like, "who cares nerds, there are people starving in Africa."

I basically agree with them that the people who are on Year 9 of making YouTube bucks by bitching about how bad Star Wars is are cringe-inducing, but at the same time you don't get to play the "there are starving people in Africa" card when you're approaching Episode 25 of The Wheel of the Worst.
 
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I haven't watched the Plinkett Reviews in years so forgive if I'm wrong, but aren't they riddled with similar complaints like this? Like the one that sticks out in my mind is the contradiction of a '1000 generations' vs '1000 years' of protection of from the jedi. Seems pretty gay to suddenly be like, "who cares nerds, there are people starving in Africa." Like if when Mike was writing the script for the Plinkett review and wanted to quickly double check online only for the info to have been stealth edited by online shills, I feel like he'd be rightfully pissed off. The guy they cut to literally had the Wookiepedia people crying about getting death threats from him because he simply pointed out on stream that they were changing dates on their online wiki. Their "it's ok when we do it" attitude can really get on my nerves sometimes.
Oh my God. Okay. This is insufferable and ridiculously hypocritical on RLM's part. Yikes!

Delete all of the Plinkett videos then, Mike! And while you're at it, go join the Peace Corps ... Because those Best of the Worst videos certainly aren't feeding any starving children! Answer me this: Did you think about the starving children while you guys made Space Cop?

It's also really fucking petty to add the Star Wars Theory clip on there too. Bitch ass move.
 
I basically agree with them that the people who are on Year 9 of making YouTube bucks by bitching about how bad Star Wars is are cringe-inducing, but at the same time you don't get to play the "there are starving people in Africa" card when you're approaching Episode 25 of The Wheel of the Worst.
At least Wheel of the Worst is still mildly entertaining. Or maybe I'm just biased because I love shitty b-movies. As much as I hate Youtube clickbait grifter faggots who shit out nothing but videos whining about Star Wars, and boy do I hate them, Mike and Rich still whining about Rogue One is pretty annoying too.

Still salty their fanbase went against them on that one, I take it.
 
At least Wheel of the Worst is still mildly entertaining. Or maybe I'm just biased because I love shitty b-movies.

I adore Wheel of the Worst. I'm not bashing it; I'm just saying that when you spend hundreds of hours filming and editing roundtable discussions of obscure VHS garbage you should probably avoid remarks that make it sound like you're seizing the moral high ground of priorities.
 
I kinda hated stargate just from flipping around channels and seeing that sg1 or the other series was on, skipping past it but I watched a couple episodes start to finish that were actually good, decided to watch the movie and had a good time. Mike can fuck off and someone else can fill the seat because he has shit taste.
First of all, SG-1 and Stargate have radically different aims. SG-1 is essentially Canadian Star Trek; they go to a forest world and figure out the Sci-fi mystery of that week. Random Star Trek actors show up sometimes. Stargate is a Roland Emmerich movie where action has to happen in it. Now, I can agree that Roland Emmerich sucked after he started making global warming propaganda films and then sold out to Chinese film interests (remember Independence Day: Resurgence?), but he and Dean Devlin did not suck in the 90s when they actually did make crowd-pleasing movies. Original ID4 is the most USA! USA! USA! movie I've ever seen. Why? Because it handled its theme of David v. Goliath story perfectly.
It was less insufferable than I was expecting, and I think they must be praised for pounding the essential point -- checking boxes doesn't make it good or bad on its own -- but there's a lot of what feels like deliberately glossing over things so they (mostly Mike) can remain Above It All. It is insane to say that Kathleen Kennedy is just chasing trends and demographics when her leadership has seen Star Wars lose truckloads of money and no end in sight to alienating its traditional audience.
This is a in theory, in practice distinction. In theory, Strong female action characters should do well as action movies. Literally every Shiro Masamune protagonist is a strong female character. In practice, the people who make modern films now are beholden to ESG investors who demand DEI and thus necessitates Affirmative action hires everywhere. Every college graduate that makes it through the California employment filter already thinks in Critical Race Theory as their core philosophy. So instead of doing things in a race-blind way like they did in the 80s and 90s (I almost said 70s but Blaxploitation is necessarily racist), they have to select for race and sex to improve representation. It's not because they found the best actors because outside of Squid Games guy, they didn't.

RLM refuses to recognize the pattern in modern movies. That's why they're terrible critics now.

Delete all of the Plinkett videos then, Mike! And while you're at it, go join the Peace Corps ... Because those Best of the Worst videos certainly aren't feeding any starving children! Answer me this: Did you think about the starving children while you guys made Space Cop?
Those starving Africans are the only ones who even watch Space Cop.
 
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