Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Wearing her bather bottoms backwards should be telling her something she’s not prepared to admit. The suit bottoms ride up your butt Anna, because they are back to front!
ETA: By nature Anna, your front should be smaller than your arse. Do you wear one piece suits back to front as well? Because your back boobs are larger than your front boobs!
 
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Oh good, we get to see Anna’s legs squeezed like toothpaste, and then they’ll be even weirder looking , and her belly will appear even fatter. Then she’ll have surgery on her belly which will leave that shaped uncanny valley and highlight her back boobs and upper body fat.

There is only so much they can squeeze out before she dies.

Like a troon, she’s just going to deform herself even more, and I’m here for it.

Bet it leads to an opiate addiction too. Exciting times, Kiwis. Exciting times.
 
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There's another fat lady - of the non Lolcow variety, imo, she's kinda boring - palegingerpear who got lipedema surgery, first on her legs, then her torso. I'm gonna guess Anna will go to the same doctor - he's in Beverly Hills and charges through the ass (no pun intended) for the lipedema removal. But he's one of the few that do it.

My bad, I missed a few points. Late as usual folks.
 
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cybercybe said:
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They hid her in the back:

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Tape measure chic:
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Far be it for me to tell Starbucks what to do with their money, but when I see endorsers the size of Anna shill drinks, it actually makes me acutely aware of the sugar in said drinks and makes me think twice about buying them.

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I’ll never understand why death fats don’t push that bit of fit into the band of their bras and swimsuits. This way looks terribly uncomfortable.
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When a person blows past a certain size, I don't think there can ever be an effective way to tuck fat in - it will always spill out due to sheer mass and fat consistency. Anna's likely used to discomfort, it's hard to find clothes that deathfats can be comfortable in.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
There's another fat lady - of the non Lolcow variety, imo, she's kinda boring - palegingerpear who got lipedema surgery, first on her legs, then her torso. I'm gonna guess Anna will go to the same doctor - he's in Beverly Hills and charges through the ass (no pun intended) for the lipedema removal. But he's one of the few that do it.
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The doctor in question and pale ginger were discussed up thread. That is indeed the doctor she went to for a consult. The surgeries he does are horrifying.
 
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Calling it a "museum" is the cherry on top
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Reminds me of the children's museum in my city- an underfunded filthy shitfest that at least had an "educational" plastic grocery store, decommissioned fire engine and helicopter for kids to crawl all over and a dark tunnel of what the inside of an eye was like.

My baby sister loves slime, but she never on her worst skibidi toilet sigma day acted as embarrassingly enthusiastic about it.
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YASSSS GURL SUPER STYLE QUEEEEN

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Narwhal said:
Damn gurl those back tits are HUNGRY
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The Judean People's Front said:
There's another fat lady - of the non Lolcow variety, imo, she's kinda boring - palegingerpear who got lipedema surgery, first on her legs, then her torso. I'm gonna guess Anna will go to the same doctor - he's in Beverly Hills and charges through the ass (no pun intended) for the lipedema removal. But he's one of the few that do it.
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The doctor in question and pale ginger were discussed up thread. That is indeed the doctor she went to for a consult. The surgeries he does are horrifying.
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Don't know which plastic surgeon Anna consulted with in California about her thighs' size, but the content in this post all comes from a Jamie Schwartz MD FACS in Beverly Hills who runs his practice out of his Total Lipedema Care clinic at 240 S. La Cienega Blvd.

This seems the most likely candidate for what Anna was going on about. It also appears not to require complete unconscious anesthesia, so BMI is probably of somewhat lesser concern for MLE patients.

I think what she's considering is a technique called Manual Lipedema Extraction™. (MLE)

...about that "sorta-kinda experimental" medical procedure to reduce Anna's candy-juicy lipedema/lipoedema.

Along side all the usual procedures you'd expect from a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, he dabbles in liposuction, panniculectomy, excess skin removal, tummy tucks, and arm or thigh lifts. Jamie does his MLE métier of lipo-removal and lists treating lipedema, lipomas, lymphedema, and Dercum’s Disease AKA adiposis dolorosa.

So...Now down wit the real nitty-gritty regarding the MLE procedure.

If you likely retch at the mere thought of that medical reality show "Dr. Pimple Popper," this stuff ain't for ya.

And, if you have ever cooked with schmaltz, these images will utterly disabuse you of that tradition forever.

The MLE video and photos are all somewhat exceptionally grotesque...so, before we continue, here's the disclaimer:

🦴 HORRIFYING CONTENT WARNING 🦴
Operating Room Vidyas - Manual Fat Nodule Extractions
Vacuumed Lipo Waste - Fat Thighs Surgically "Tortured"
Doctor Acting A Clown: Treating Medical Waste Like PlayDoh. Doh!
Disclamer: My Only "Work" In The Medical Field
Is Consulting With Dr. Google​

Weird Dr. Schwartz has staked out his turf in Tubby Territory by creating a unique "signature" surgical approach to service lump legs clientele, and has gone so far as to trademark "Manual Lipedema Extraction™."




Sally Shine and Dr. Jokester would probably get along like two of a kind kooks. Doc Jamie likes to clown around with the medical waste fat by forming it into letters that spell out uWu messages flogging his specialties, which he then posts to all his social media. Such professional! Much Fun With Fat!

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But, "Is he any good," you ask? He'll have you know that at this annual event called "The Aesthetic Show Awards" our Jamie once took their "Best Mommy Makeover Surgery" honors!

Being a 90210-tier boob/booty/body sculpter, Schwartz offers clients "concierge services" that arrange your hotel and accommodations with exclusive corporate rates at the hotel of your choice or in one of the many upscale Beverly Hills hotels including The Peninsula, The London, Four Seasons.

🎹 🎶 Just name the place - to recoup with your new thighs or face! 🎶 🎹

Along with all this, the Doc offers something he calls "Schwartz Rapid Recuperation™, which includes "luxury aftercare" to assist with accommodations such as transportation, following surgery and be able to recommend 24/7 support.

I wonder if he'd throw together a custom, supa-special "SchwartzWorld / Disneyland Aftercare™" package just for Anna?
 
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