Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

No no don't you see, this is the plan B. He's too fat to fall in a volcano. Sauron is nothing if not as cunning as he is evil. Sauron created the ring to rule, but he had a fallback plan. As he forged the ring in the fires of Mount Doom, he also forged a needle for a tattoo gun, this needle would be given to his most inconspicuous and loyal of servants to mark a hog with the words needed to create a contingency against the destruction of the Ring. However, in his hubris Sauron put not enough into the pig and too much into the ring, and now all that evil and all that malice twists and destroys the poor creature marked with the dire words.

Spoiler: Fatrick's True Tattoo Translation

One pig to rule them all, One pig to find them; One pig to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

But they were all of them deceived yet again, for a second, much fatter ring was made.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

He completely misses the point by having that script inked into his skin. They are the most evil words ever written; words that would enslave an entire forever. Pat is so goddamn dumb but this in particular really irks me.

I heard a fan once sent Tolkien a goblet with the ring inscription on it, and he refused to drink from something with such an evil curse inscribed on it. Instead he used it as an ashtray. It really says everything you need to know about Fat's ignorant, self-owning nature that he voluntarily got this hateful anathema permanently etched into his fat fucking flesh.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I heard a fan once sent Tolkien a goblet with the ring inscription on it, and he refused to drink from something with such an evil curse inscribed on it. Instead he used it as an ashtray. It really says everything you need to know about Fat's ignorant, self-owning nature that he voluntarily got this hateful anathema permanently etched into his fat fucking flesh.

Yup, he makes it clear in his letters that people who use anything of the enemy let alone the inscription on the ring are complete morons.

In other words, Tolkien was patpostong before fatrick was conceived.

 

[AnOminous]

I heard a fan once sent Tolkien a goblet with the ring inscription on it, and he refused to drink from something with such an evil curse inscribed on it. Instead he used it as an ashtray. It really says everything you need to know about Fat's ignorant, self-owning nature that he voluntarily got this hateful anathema permanently etched into his fat fucking flesh.

It's been discussed at length in this massive thread.

And yes, it's one of the most blatant ways Rick has exposed himself as an illiterate moron who has never read Tolkien and has zero understanding of Tolkien's ideas, largely because as a 1.2 GPA retard, he has no clue about anything. He's literally too dumb (and fat) to understand Tolkien.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's been discussed at length in this massive thread.

And yes, it's one of the most blatant ways Rick has exposed himself as an illiterate moron who has never read Tolkien and has zero understanding of Tolkien's ideas, largely because as a 1.2 GPA retard, he has no clue about anything. He's literally too dumb (and fat) to understand Tolkien.

Why read when there's three terrible movies to watch for 12 hours

 

[deerbeer]

Probably off topic, but when it comes to the "experts" that these "educational" tv shows find I can't help but think of this image:



Fatrick is on the same level as this guy, or possibly even more embarrassing because I doubt Tom took this seriously at all compared to Rick.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Not gonna lie, his Assange Xeet got me MATI.
Imagine how fat and weak and pathetic you have to be to wish death by government assassins on anyone, let alone one of the few remaining actual journalists.
Also, a repeat of the classic
>revealing crimes by the state is BAD for our heckin' democracy, chud!
Eid, Kcirtap, Eid!
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Why is Rick going to bat for a Trump prosecution? Shouldn't he, as a firebrand conservative, be praising Biden's DOJ for wisely bringing an end to another Trump fascist atrocity and (sparingly) upholding the democratic rule of law?

Patrick seemingly can't have a normal response no matter it's a troll or just a normie, he constantly stays unhinged:

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This is not only from before lockdowns started and well before much of any Americans were even infected but Jennifer is so economically ignorant he assumes that the supply would continue rising despite the shutdown and as I suspected in fact the price rose during the pandemic, March 2020 was the low point, that peak is June 2022:


Presumably June 2022 is when supply returned to normal with the steepness of rise being a consequence of inflation. I know nothing about the actual state of the oil/gasoline industry, but this is all things you can surmise simply from the basics of price changes. As Rick has shown previously, he thinks prices are almost anything (especially his own personal feelings) but supply/demand. This is how he made millions off of shorting Tesla.

 

[spacko]

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People have questioned if Rick has read The Lord of the Rings, but at this point it's unclear if he's even seen the movies.

Patrick was now so fat that he could not move himself from his couch to his chair at table, and it took six young dwarves to lift him.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Seeing how much you faggots talk about this lord of the rings shit, I can see why the second, better forum doesn't think highly of us. You lot are a bunch of fucking nerds.

Less stealthy geeks then.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

The only way he can relate to Victorian or Edwardian London is the fact that he dwells in a derelict hovel and drinks heavily due to the surrounding grim landscape.

That drinking kept you alive as you were not drinking contaminated water. Like drinking is how Rick is alive and able to be the entertainer we post about here.

And like the drinkers of that time long ago his understanding of disease vectors is why Patrick blames Trump VS a poorly run lab that brought in a wild virus they played with and it escaped due to the poorly run lab.

'Tis only a matter of time before a funster drapes themselves in faux Victorian or Edwardian speech to poke at Patrick. Done well, ribs will be ribbed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

At least we know he's seen the Hobbit.
He's right there!

 

[Creative Username]

At least we know he's seen the Hobbit.
He's right there!
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this is clearly not pat (too skinny)

 

[Hitlerswag420]

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He and Pat both have that insufferable "lol I'm so quirky and smart" writing style.

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lol

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Ew.

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Delusions of grandeur.

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Ew.

"I'm vasectomied" Lmfao

 

[FinnSven]

That drinking kept you alive as you were not drinking contaminated water. Like drinking is how Rick is alive and able to be the entertainer we post about here.

Small beer, fine, boiled water and a low but present percentage of alcohol at least kept a lot of the nasties at bay.

Gin with breakfast, and throughout the day was however to dull the monotony and misery of working in a grim factory for ha’pennies.

Fatrick drinks cheap nasty yank swill beer to escape the fact that he is a fat failure.

He is worse than a normal Schlub however.
If he was just some everyday turd with a Twitter, no one would give a shit.

It’s the fact that he is famous enough to have been in spitting distance of the success and respect he thinks he deserves that makes him so funny.

I am actually certain he is consciously aware of this, hence he tries so hard to prove to his trolls that he is in fact a winner.
The futility of this is what drives him to the drink.

He has to be aware that he cheated in the marathon for instance.

Plus it must really fuck him off that he has been on actual TV shows talking about things he thinks he knows about, yet he gets less respect than hobby YouTubers who talk about history.

I know there is cope and delusion too, but he has to be aware on some level.

 

[Something Awful]

I'm not an economist, but I do know you have to spend money to make money, so giving everyone free money to stimulate the local economy seems like solid policy to me. It can only lead to good things, and you'd be crazy – not to mention cruel – to oppose it.

(To be serious, I believe the "give everyone money" approach was tried during Covid. The overall result was that the rich got richer and the rest of us got to enjoy massive inflation)

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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I'm not an economist, but I do know you have to spend money to make money, so giving everyone free money to stimulate the local economy seems like solid policy to me. It can only lead to good things, and you'd be crazy – not to mention cruel – to oppose it.

(To be serious, I believe the "give everyone money" approach was tried during Covid. The overall result was that the rich got richer and the rest of us got to enjoy massive inflation)

and then patrick, with his second, better wife, defrauded the us gov't and took out PPP loans for bullshit "businesses".

 

[grapeshark77]

I decided to check Pat's Threads account, and he's finally been reduced to spamming his enjoy prison stuff on that site. His entire selling point for Threads was that he could just block people and he's refusing to do that. I'm glad this is his life.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I decided to check Pat's Threads account, and he's finally been reduced to spamming his enjoy prison stuff on that site. His entire selling point for Threads was that he could just block people and he's refusing to do that. I'm glad this is his life.

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Fixed.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

this is why your life is just beginning, friend. enjoy freedom.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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I'm not an economist, but I do know you have to spend money to make money, so giving everyone free money to stimulate the local economy seems like solid policy to me. It can only lead to good things, and you'd be crazy – not to mention cruel – to oppose it.

(To be serious, I believe the "give everyone money" approach was tried during Covid. The overall result was that the rich got richer and the rest of us got to enjoy massive inflation)

I could save them even more money. Kick the homeless out of your cities.
Also for more facts on this since Patrick is an idiot

More than 800 people were selected to participate in the Denver Basic Income Project while they were living on the streets, in shelters, on friends’ couches or in vehicles. They were separated into three groups. Group A received $1,000 per month for a year. Group B received $6,500 the first month and $500 for the next 11 months. And group C, the control group, received $50 per month.

Basically this was just a small experiment to see what would happen. They think that if they did this they could save $590k in tax payers money, which is just a drop in the hat for expenses. This experiment cost almost $10m from a combination of tax payers money and private donations. Two million of that came from their pandemic relief fund.

There are over 9000 homeless people in Denver.

Other findings these two fail to mention

• There was no statistical difference in people’s reported use of illegal drugs. On average, people reported using illegal substances somewhere between zero and four times per month, both at the start and the end of the study.
• Stress and anxiety levels reported by participants were slightly higher at the end of the study compared to the start, though researchers speculated that participants likely were worried about the end of payments.
• Parents of kids under 18, however, reported statistically significant improvements in “parental distress” after receiving money for 10 months.

Shit would continue if they also didn't fix some of the underlining issues which caused these people to be homeless in the first place.

People keep telling me to listen and believe in the science. The science is right there, and it's flawed.

This is what Canada wants to do with Universal Basic Income, but they would be getting rid of all services like disabilities and welfare payments for it so you wont be getting it and your other benefits.