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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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That typo is incredible.
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If he actually weighed himself (press X to doubt) he probably did it after taking a crap.
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All his problems caused by fud. Has a son whose words are gamer, with each day his arm grows lamer.
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They're Pentecostals affiliated with the Assemblies of God.
Jimmy Swaggart types, except this megachurch's pastor specialized in wrath instead of lust.
a terminal posture
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Within the past few months he's bought two (2) new grills, a meat slicer and an outdoor TV, but an iPhone 15 is a bridge too far.
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I doubt he’s had a shit since he started the diet, no fiber and plenty of good MEAT will do that to you. But it’s coming. Tammy’s workload as designated ass wiper may have been cut in half since she only has to do Jr now, but she knows that doodoo is still baking in there. I hope she’s ready.
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The scale maxes out at 300lbs, so what he saw was the pointer after one full revolution.
Add 300lbs to all the numbers and you'll be underestimating by 50lbs.
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It'll look like a bowl full of butterscotch pudding. And I mean full.
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He eats a ton of shreddy cheese so it probably goes from bricks to green apple splatters.
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Somehow he will fuck it up to the point where it is completely burned on the outside, raw on the inside, and yet Jack will eat it up anyway. "The fat melts in your mouth; it's like pork belly"
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Faggot can't cook the meats he already has properly and now he wants to go exotic?
This can not end well.
Yeah because they're telling you, "you might get upset with what I'm about to say".
They're asking you to stop being a spaz for just a second and listen.
EatBeforeYouEat
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Hey guys, Jack doesn't miss SHUGAR at all!
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Hard to miss it when you're still eating it I suppose.
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We all know how it theoretically it goes, if it comes to a Review.
> Jacks mumbles around
> Jack cuts it in half to show the inside
> Tammie tries it (of course not jack!!) "it's gud".
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You couldn't pay me to eat that shit, but a fat ass with a stroked-out body giving healthy food advice is hilarious.
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And why should he care other than to virtue signal to everybody that he's totally against sugar?
Oh I agree. There's nothing of value in it. But we all know that given half a chance Fatty would eat it. Then deny he did.
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I am not the most healthy eater on the planet, but the thought of one of these makes me want to throw up. How could you find this appealing? Well, unless you were a disgusting lardass like Jack that is.
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Sponge cake with cherry filling sounds delicious (I've never had Twinkies, we don't have them here). As for the SHURGAR, healthy people can eat desserts like these in moderation, not everyday, and have no negative consequences.