Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

She goes on and on. Like, she would take Josh over Peter Steele
Fucking blasphemy. Its like comparing a work of art to road kill. Ah, their wedding playlist, one fucking weird Bjork song and Hammerfall for the rest of hers. She is right though, Josh is about her style, a regular Adonis, TWU. Then she calls him a pixelated potato lol.
 
She still planning on making another trip to Wyoming? And is Cobes still planning on accepting her?
This is what the word on the street is, that someone got her a ticket. She dyed her hair which has been an indicator before that she has plans. Expectations have been cast for July and August. He seems wholly incapable of breaking up with her or setting boundaries. He hasn't said anywhere that she is not allowed or that he doesn't want her to come. Give her an inch and she will take the mile every time.

Yes, I think the only option is to cut off her finger. My God.
How is this even possible?
You'd be surprised. I've seen rings start to embed in people's fingers before. It is a pitfall for the elderly and those with arthritic joints who cannot easily remove them. (That is why we developed arthritic shanks that expand and close) This will require a call to the fire department and if they don't already have a ring cutter, which they probably don't, the fire department will need to reach out to some local jewelers. (Mom and pop only, big chain jewelers wouldn't touch you for liability.) Then she will probably have to sign something so the jeweler can't be sued if he nicks her finger in the process.

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Also for titanium and platinum, you need the upgraded version of this that has a dremel attached to it. All this for a sterling silver ring with a green rock she is convinced is jadeite. (It's not)
 
She still planning on making another trip to Wyoming? And is Cobes still planning on accepting her?
Well they're still "together" so I think another Casper trip is on the table. Poor Josh. His GF that he thinks he's owning the troles by being with is really an unwitting pawn in their plan to make his life a living hell.

This reads like a Greek tragedy.
 
Beware of Greeks bearing Bog Hags.

So what do you all make of her mentioning in a live stream not long ago that she doesn’t have “Joshie’s” home address? She was drunk AF when more often a bit of truth will fall out between all of the incest insults. Is it a Clint safeguard to keep her out so she doesn’t fuck up another living situation? Whether she’s a piece of shit online doesn’t seem to matter to either of them, but fucking up his son’s life means real world dollars for him and I can’t see any parent putting up with that shit.

Cobes tried putting her off the first time with having to ask his landlord about her staying etc. She’s been mouthing off about staying a month and even if people bought her a RT ticket, she’s getting desperate with him not calling her back etc. I could see her dumping the return flight and squatting in his trailer. Also, with the domestic shit happening before and her vindictive mentality it would be real easy for her to cry charges against him if he tried to get rid of her out of his house.
 
Also, with the domestic shit happening before and her vindictive mentality it would be real easy for her to cry charges against him if he tried to get rid of her out of his house
This is my worst fear for him. Do cops accept Livestream evidence? Like, she's just fucking poison around him, and I really think she hit him during her last visit.

I think she probably does know his address, or knows where to look, because the troles already doxed him. I just hope there's a more active Clint shield, since she needs a ride to and from the trailer.

I want this bitch obliterated but I digress
 
I thought she was the one live? for...her safety?
why does she stream herself being unhinged?
Why did she start this shit over a fucking frying pan?
I think it was about Cobeson telling her to stop yelling whEN sHE waSN'T DOING ANYTHING!!!! That seems to be a reliable trigger for her. It's an excuse to deny an accusation by YELLING AND BANGING!!! She doesn't seem to consider the volume of her retort relevant when responding to an "accusation" of YELLING. WHAAAAATTTT DIIIIIIDDDD IIIIIII DOOOOOO!!! She's so fucking dumb, omg.
 
She doesn't seem to consider the volume of her retort relevant when responding to an "accusation" of YELLING. WHAAAAATTTT DIIIIIIDDDD IIIIIII DOOOOOO!!!
I think she's very aware of how loud she is, but it's a power move to try and signal that she can get louder. And lucky for her, she decided to date an autistic guy who can't pick up those social cues, so she's gonna have to get louder...
 
Why did she start this shit over a fucking frying pan?
Because Joshie ruined everything by ruining the brats, HER brats 🤌

Her food snob tendencies (very defiant for someone so close to homelessness) and the fact that joshie didn't use the right pan, didn't even - DIDNT EVEN CONSIDER what pan might be best - means he doesn't care about her so checkmate atheists. But don't worry, she's here to fix him for us all!
 
DIDNT EVEN CONSIDER what pan might be best - means he doesn't care about her so checkmate atheists.
And people wonder why she's been a selective mute all her laaaahff....
It was just so unhinged, that it made me MATI. If she's gonna fight, she needs someone who's willing to go to the same level of crazy as her.

That's why she's gotta get hooked up with Cyraxx.
he got one girlfriend to move in with the promise of a big record deal, and NAL is super money-hungry.
She screams, he screams. They're perfect.
Their chins even match!
 
If she's gonna fight, she needs someone who's willing to go to the same level of crazy as her.
that's the thing though. if someone were to give back the exact same level of crazy she would just instantly retreat to the bathtub and hide because she cannot handle being treated the same way she treats other people.

there is a reason why she went after cobes in the first place. she thinks she is above him which gives her the ability to talk back and everything.

what she needs is someone who can out manipulate her and out victim her.
 
Ngl, I'm kinda looking forward to her next visit because it makes for some great content. The sloppy drunken insanity, the barrage of incest insults to own the troles, the veiled threat of "Jawwwshieeeee..." when Nal hears something she doesn't like, the spastic cross-eyed dancing to Bjerk, the frightfully foul food, the 4 a.m. screaming banshee impersonations, Nal spending all her money in a futile attempt to make the place "homey", a few DoorDashed 50 pound bags of cement, Nal rage-spiral "cleaning" and running the hot water until it runs out, the list goes on. It's too bad Aaron got the boot as I believe he had some complete weirdo side-character potential. Plus, they're out a chauffeur now.
To be clear, I'm 100% not about any kind of physical abuse and/or the endless parade of cops knocking on the door, buuuuut both Nal and Jawsh have been pretty boring lately.
 
Nal has been asking for it lately by antagonizing the trolls I have a feeling the harassment is going to be notched up to 1000 if she makes it back for a 3rd trip. Which begs the question how many trips is the bog trailer going to sustain? Within 2 trips josh was evicted from his apartment what's the over/under amount everyone thinks she will last.
 
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