Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

He is being shamed via religious evangelical "forgiveness." Someone is doing a deep dive into the new "summer" church he says he's now attending.

@Balldo's Gate , I've long suspected you are approximately local. Feel free to look up Open Church and do your thing. It's not hard to triangulate that Nick is there. The pastor is trying SO HARD.

Between Pastors Kevin Melin and Steve Bakke, it's pretty on point (New London and Spicer are both in play for Open Church). Bakke discussed David, Abigail (in which Nick later rebelled against post-arrest in his bible reading), and a lot more about what forgiveness and taking responsibility looks like for Christianity.

He, Bakke, also shamed his (large) congregation into NOT shaming the shamed. It's not what Christianity is about , etc.

Edit: Bakke discussed drugs, speeding tickets, and infidelity in one sermon.

I hope you at least bothered to setup a VPN for this sock so that you can have some pretense that you're not Cynthia. Please answer me one thing first before you get banned again... is @daffodils a @Geared Chris sock?

 

[Not Even Twice]

New vid for you.

Nicholas Rekieta v The Raccoons
Oldboy Hallway Fight Scene

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The idea was given to me by user @ChromaQuack. This was quite a challenge, but was fun to do!

Now that's the kind of filler I can get behind. Funny shit man, cheers.

 

[RotPockets]

That stream is a fucking gold mine for voice clips of Nick being an angry salty faggot.

I would think the ‘Drunken Seethe Stream’ over Eric July where Trick Daddy Nick claimed to be the baddest hood nigga coming straight outta Houston’s middle school and the ‘Dear John’ stream contain some of purest unbridled vitriol and impotent rage on the internet.

He abandoned Lawtube after the Murdaugh trial. He ragequit. He had a massive rant where he screamed about how he'd rather be driving to the Twin Cities to visit prostitutes instead (not a joke, he actually said this) and I think he basically stopped covering it part way through.

The precipitating incident behind the rant was the DUIGuy guy and how he was getting attention for going to the trial in person.

Minor correction he wanted to be getting Happy Ending massages from the victims of sex trafficking and he ragequit over jury analysis because he couldn’t compete for attention with something he couldn’t do.

He pivoted to this weird horny shit at the expense of both his brand and his family.

He shunned Drexelatarius so he could skinwalk as him. Having someone around that can see thru the lie kills his LARP (and erection). Which is why Qayla is sleeping in the raccoon filled cuckshed now.

 

[Edward Teach]

Wonder where Balldo is at....He must be hiding out waiting on the other shoe to drop.

He thinks he is

But Balldo is more like this

 

[ChromaQuack]

@Balldo's Gate , I've long suspected you are approximately local. Feel free to look up Open Church and do your thing.

Maybe you should try paying him since you're, yet again, asking for personal army bullshit.

I mean, you should have no shortage of money considering you are supposedly a NY socialite, worst case scenario just give one of those creepy sugar daddies older gentlemen you hang around with an extra sloppy show of oral skills for some extra cash.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Now that's the kind of filler I can get behind. Funny shit man, cheers.

Cheers fren. Balldolot finale (Pt 3) is next on my list.

I would think the ‘Drunken Seethe Stream’ over Eric July where Trick Daddy Nick claimed to be the baddest hood nigga coming straight outta Houston’s middle school and the ‘Dear John’ stream contain some of purest unbridled vitriol and impotent rage on the internet.

Oh they do. Plus you can't forget the Sean struggle session, where he's yelling at Sean about things people said about him that were correct.

Or if you want to go into the vault, there's the May 7rashfire stream where PPP comes on, and calls out Nick, correctly, and once again Nick acts like a bicurious faggot that got caught with a bottle in his ass.

He's a lolcow factory that produces nothing but eternal teenager whining.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick's last Twitter post was four days ago. I wonder if his lawyer managed to convince him that social media would only make the trial more difficult. If so, I salute their godly skills of persuasion.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Funny you mention this, because Nick actually has talked some on this. Specifically buying “Lady Rackets” dresses, which he recently discussed after their coke induced weight-loss but has also mentioned often in the past. He claims to enjoy this, because she’s just petite and looks so good. He’s pulled up pictures of her on stream and literally grunted at how hot he says she is.

To my recollection he's told the dress story, which was a prelude to talking about black men lusting after her, and then on another occasion told a story about her trying on lingerie, which was a prelude to talking about buying 'mangerie' for himself.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Since nothing is happening, have a funny clip:


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This was really the worst thing about Nick. He was right when he spoke about things like this, but he just didn't practice what he preached.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Nick's last Twitter post was four days ago. I wonder if his lawyer managed to convince him that social media would only make the trial more difficult. If so, I salute their godly skills of persuasion.

More likely that he's on a coke fueled bender/orgy with April and Lady Crackheads.

 

[parsnip]

Btw, Emily Baker has two kids who are too young to drive, a practicing doctor husband, and she still mysteriously finds a way to cover trials on a regular basis. Just kidding - it’s not mysterious at all - she just treats it like her full-time job bc it IS her full-time job.

I think Peter has at least one kid as well, and is on different boards for legal things. It's amazing what a person can have time for when they're not being a coked out lazy degenerate!

 

[DemsBNutz]

I think this is where baldo is headed. Run somethings sucessful into the ground. Run away to tiland and make others misrible till the state convits and make him work off his sentance thru comunity service. But still comlain every second.. It's not his fault. https://campcamp.fandom.com/wiki/Cameron_Campbell
Or some other apethetic ville movie villan.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

and Lady Crackheads.

I doubt she's even in the house anymore. With April found on hot mic, the kids being out of the house and Nick hinting at his legal strategy being to throw Qayla under the bus I just can't see her still being there. I could be wrong, just the feeling I get.

 

[Beavis]

Nick's last Twitter post was four days ago. I wonder if his lawyer managed to convince him that social media would only make the trial more difficult. If so, I salute their godly skills of persuasion.

Nick thought he was going to get a hero’s welcome when he came back to YouTube and social media. Instead everyone is throwing tomatoes at him in the chat.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

Btw, Emily Baker has two kids who are too young to drive, a practicing doctor husband, and she still mysteriously finds a way to cover trials on a regular basis.

well, being a non-practicing lawyer and a non-practicing parent is very time consuming.

 

[parsnip]

Nick thought he was going to get a hero’s welcome when he came back to YouTube and social media. Instead everyone is throwing tomatoes at him in the chat.

He's probably hiding out in a private chat with the morons who still believe his bs and will coddle him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Fun fact: King Shaul demanded from David a dowry of 100 foreskins taken from the Philistines, his enemies, in order to marry his daughter Michal.

I always wondered what the King wanted with all those foreskins.
Was he making the worlds most unpleasant rug?
Judea had no refrigeration tech, and it gets fucking hot there.
That sack of foreskins will have been ripe by the time David got them back to the King.
Seriously, what was he doing with all those foreskins?
Making facecream?

 

[LiquidKid]

Has anyone backed up LegalMinset’s “Rekieta’s Best Defense” stream?
I just rewatched all of it and it’s even worse than I remembered. Guy is straight up crayon munching levels of smooth brained with his takes while he sucks Barnes off as “the only person in all of Lawtube giving good coverage” and how anyone who doesn’t understand why the gun charge is against the second amendment is “low IQ” and should “watch more red meat drama channels.”
I don’t think a single person in the baldo defense squad has backtracked harder and faster than Legal Mindset and I honestly believe that clips of his Rekieta defense are so embarrassing at this point that they should be hung over his head forever.
I just don’t know how to download the entire 4 hour stream without screen recording it

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I always wondered what the King wanted with all those foreskins.
Was he making the worlds most unpleasant rug?
Judea had no refrigeration tech, and it gets fucking hot there.
That sack of foreskins will have been ripe by the time David got them back to the King.
Seriously, what was he doing with all those foreskins?
Making facecream?

How so many discussions at this thread go to foreskin eventually? Am I (((noticing))) something?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

God I hate the farms. All of you are losers, prudes, and incels for tearing down a family man for what? So what if he does cocaine out of the ass crack of April? So what if he gave his kid cocaine? Youre all just jealous of Nicks fame and it’s stressing him out to no end. So can you prudes please put the balldo on and accept lawpope into your heart? Let the man relax and reduce his stress levels with some cocaine and whiskey, the government is conspiring against him for Balldo’s sake!

Nick should really switch things up and start doing porn reviews for us!