Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Looks like Coony got his revenge.

Forcing Coony to have Nick's green coomrag from the office desk in his mouth is worse than death.

Now I want to see him eating a live octopus.

Only if you promise to read me erotica stories afterwards. I need an expert.

It's so short but I loved every second of it. The idea that the raccoons finally win this time too was a nice happy ending (not that kind, Nick! (I know you're reading this, you fucking cokehead)).

Thanks! This was a fun project, animating every single raccoon head was quite a task though.

The idea of killing cute little critters in such a needlessly cruel way is nothing less than psychopathic. He claimed he didn't have a gun at that moment, so call a friend who does to come over and shoot them so they die immediately. Or better yet, be a true American Libertarian and get a gun you poser loser. Oh wait, he can't anymore. Lol

The critters need a win on this pos.

Now I want nicky as a playable character in a shitty Mugen. You could have the whole Sektur as a roster, Da Gunt, Mersh the Stroke, The Stalker Child.

I'm patiently waiting for somebody to make a Rekieta RPG game in RPG Maker, and do it in the style of Chrono Trigger. It can be done, we just need somebody with the correct kind of autism and obsession to get the job done.

His last defiant stream was quite a bounty of audio clips I see

It seems despite all his posturing OldCoom was brought down by the Minnesotan prude coons in the end, very sad.

Yep, aside from the close quarters combat clip (that came from his old stream where he talked about hammering a raccoon), they all came from here:

Looks like it's age restricted. Well it's called "Rekieta Law Is Under Investigation (Lets rant)". I'm sure you've seen it.

That stream is a fucking gold mine for voice clips of Nick being an angry salty faggot. Granted back then, a lot of us were probably on his side during this, but knowing what we know now, going back to watch it today, he's so pathetic. Crying about how he follows the law, and people lying about him. Fucking hilarious, add it to the list of streams he's completely obsoleted by proving everyone right about him.

Hope the vid was worth the wait. I absolutely loved the end result. Lol

Most men are obsessive and enthusiastic about their hobbies.

Yes we are. Maybe I'll finally get over Pokemon games and emulation handhelds by the time another decade passes.

I'll take boomer edits over page after page of unfunny AI shit any day

I will say this - I won't ever disavow usage of AI entirely, as I had to use it some for voice work for my video the beginning of this month. What I don't particularly care for though are things that are just completely made by AI, because then it's like a person didn't even do anything, just a machine made something.

But some people here have made some great things with it, things I have liked. Like songs, some people's pfps, etc.

 

[GoudaChris]

You're right. A week or two of 9-5 work every 3 months.

And that was too much to ask. The Karen Read Trial went 30 days. He would have made a fucking killing on it.

If I were nick and read this I would totally down a bottle, rail a few lines then hop on a livestream to prove the karenfarms wrong

 

[Stupor Mario]

It takes an absolute fool like Nick to think "freedom" consists of becoming a pathetic addict sex pervert, that is to say, to be a slave to his vilest animal instincts, no longer even resembling a human being.

I think he's a nihilist like the Marquis de Sade or JuJu. We've seen his history of deception like how he pursued his wife and how for years he presented himself as the Christian trad dad. We've seen how he's rejected wife, children, his religion, even his own created persona as lawtuber explaining the interwebs. He doesn't seem to like or believe in anything other than his own pursuit of pleasure and freedom from any obligation or responsibility. So, yeah, he seems to want nothing more than to be to be a rutting, drug-and-alcohol-guzzling beast.

 

[Chibitzen]

I think Nick abandoned Lawtube because the other lawyers were onto him about being a "nonpracticing lawyer" and he didn't want his inexperience publicly exposed. He tried to convert to a lifestyle channel, but nobody wanted to watch that.

Yes and Nick doesn't compete. In fact, everyone leaves him and not the other way around. I don't think that many people cared he was non-practicing. They just wanted something to listen to in the background. If it is lawyers watching lawyers, there are far better channels out there for that.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Gosney says that Nick gets really gay when he is drunk and that Nick was getting gay with him in Vegas. Drexel runs interference by extrapolating the claim to all white people. The panel agrees while Gosney apologizes on behalf of whites for all of them being gay drunks.

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All conversations in the US involving both black and white people inevitably devolve into buck breaking and the only rule is to make you ain't the buck that is gettin' broke.

 

[TexOffender]

You're right, he could pick and choose which trial to do. A week or two of 9-5 work every 3 months.

And that was too much to ask. The Karen Read Trial went 30 days. He would have made a fucking killing on it.

Pretty much, when that cop that was a straight up scumbag was on the stand the jokes would have written themselves.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think Nick abandoned Lawtube because the other lawyers were onto him about being a "nonpracticing lawyer" and he didn't want his inexperience publicly exposed. He tried to convert to a lifestyle channel, but nobody wanted to watch that.

He abandoned Lawtube after the Murdaugh trial. He ragequit. He had a massive rant where he screamed about how he'd rather be driving to the Twin Cities to visit prostitutes instead (not a joke, he actually said this) and I think he basically stopped covering it part way through.

It was far more lucrative than anything for his channel since.

It was pretty obvious what was pissing him off. Emily Baker was eating his lunch all the way through the trial and he clearly knew it. They claimed that the only reason she would think he is guilty was pandering to true crime wine moms. The precipitating incident behind the rant was the DUIGuy guy and how he was getting attention for going to the trial in person.

You're right, he could pick and choose which trial to do. A week or two of 9-5 work every 3 months.

And that was too much to ask. The Karen Read Trial went 30 days. He would have made a fucking killing on it.

He won't do it because the metrics will show he isn't the top dog anymore. The "partying" until 5 or 6 am didn't help but he was still trying to do trials where he would show up late or not at all until Murdaugh and he ragequit because it was obvious he had lost that status.

At least he's still got the vanity plate.

 

[SusanHassle]

I miss these heresy rants, but I imagine Nick is sick of talking about spirituality. Shame. He unironically could use some Jesus right now.

He is being shamed via religious evangelical "forgiveness." Someone is doing a deep dive into the new "summer" church he says he's now attending.

@Balldo's Gate , I've long suspected you are approximately local. Feel free to look up Open Church and do your thing. It's not hard to triangulate that Nick is there. The pastor is trying SO HARD.

Between Pastors Kevin Melin and Steve Bakke, it's pretty on point (New London and Spicer are both in play for Open Church). Bakke discussed David, Abigail (in which Nick later rebelled against post-arrest in his bible reading), and a lot more about what forgiveness and taking responsibility looks like for Christianity.

He, Bakke, also shamed his (large) congregation into NOT shaming the shamed. It's not what Christianity is about , etc.

Edit: Bakke discussed drugs, speeding tickets, and infidelity in one sermon.

 

[AnOminous]

I think he's a nihilist like the Marquis de Sade or JuJu.

At least Sade left behind some intriguing, albeit incredibly degenerate work. I'd also call Sade a positive nihilist, not in the sense of being good rather than bad, but because he espoused nihilism as an actual philosophy. Nick and Juju are just nihilists out of pure laziness and because they get to coom.

I doubt either of them could adequately articulate any philosophy they have.

Nick's legacy is he left behind a lolsuit that shouldn't have been a lolsuit and completely fucked over the guy he (at least seemed to be) genuinely trying to help. And of course his history as a Julay winner.

 

[Gorbus]

It's funny that after all this time Nick thinks people don't like his sex-related content because they're prudes.

It's not that, Nick. I know Juju's sexual escapades are impressive to you personally, but to anyone else it's fucking boring and second-hand embarrassing. If you're an adult having sex isn't something to brag about, it's expected. Everyone with minimal social skills has had sex.

As a 42 year old man bragging that you fuck your wife is like bragging that you piss without getting your pants wet; the subconscious implication people get from that isn't that you are a very accurate pisser, but instead that you're bragging about it because this is the one time you DIDN'T get piss on yourself.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's funny that after all this time Nick thinks people don't like his sex-related content because they're prudes.

It's not that, Nick. I know Juju's sexual escapades are impressive to you personally, but to anyone else it's fucking boring and second-hand embarrassing. If you're an adult having sex isn't something to brag about, it's expected. Everyone with minimal social skills has had sex.

As a 42 year old man bragging that you fuck your wife is like bragging that you piss without getting your pants wet; the subconscious implication people get from that isn't that you are a very accurate pisser, but instead that you're bragging about it because this is the one time you DIDN'T get piss on yourself.

No, I'm a prude. I wasn't before Nick's content, but he's radicalized me against porn, drugs, any level of public degeneracy, and summoning demons with totems sculpted by an Autistic man who fucked his mom.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It's funny that after all this time Nick thinks people don't like his sex-related content because they're prudes.

What you are talking about? I hate Nick because I'm an incel prude, I'm proud of it. I never lost anything in my life, including my virginity. Different than those losers sex-havers!

Now seriously, the thing that most irks me about his open depraved talk is because he is a father of 5. Call me a moral fag. But his kid will be haunted socially because of things like this:

"Is this creepy shirtless weirdo your father?"
(Well this was before all the cocaine, now they will be socially haunted for much more! Congrats Nick!)

And I also find this a repulsive thing for a married man to do. Specially for someone who bragged about being aggressively monogamous. This is a mockery for any marriage.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Now seriously, the thing that most irks me about his open depraved talk is because he is a father of 5. Call me a moral fag. But his kid will be haunted socially because of things like this:

"Is this creepy shirtless weirdo your father?"
(Well this was before all the cocaine, now they will be socially haunted for much more! Congrats Nick!)

I expect Nick's children to be his biggest detractors when they are adults.

 

[Gorbus]

Now seriously, the thing that most irks me about his open depraved talk is because he is a father of 5. Call me a moral fag. But his kid will be haunted socially because of things like this:
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"Is this creepy shirtless weirdo your father?"
(Well this was before all the cocaine, now they will be socially haunted for much more! Congrats Nick!)

And I also find this a repulsive thing for a married man to do. Specially for someone who bragged about being aggressively monogamous. This is a mockery for any marriage.

I agree, it's extremely weird for a married father to be doing this shit. It's not even like he was a guy with a pre-existing horny gimmick who then became a father and had to keep doing it to provide, he was already a father waaaaay before he was ever online, and his brand was originally kinda counter-horny. He pivoted to this weird horny shit at the expense of both his brand and his family.

It's also extremely fucked up to renegotiate the marriage like they did, and to restructure the family like they did. Did they ask the kids if they wanted Aaron and April in the house full time? Marriage and kids are both agreements that come with responsibilities and requirements. You can't switch up the game on someone you made an agreement with, and you gotta wait till the kids have left home if you want live-in fuckbuddies.

 

[daniel day]

The worst part about the Barnes issue, besides him defending a child abusing drug addict wigger, is that I am forced to defend the government and its bureaucracy over the rights of an individual citizen, because in this one instance theyre almost the good guys.

Clocks stopped twice right or something, fuck that nigga barnes.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I am baffled that anyone could look at Ethan Ralph and experience envy.

The only people who envy Ralph are incels that find him an inspiration for being a fat ugly manlet that impregnates stupid women and thus they can do it too, and I guess some really stubborn right-wingers.

Which makes me think Nick's been a cuckold for some time.

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

I checked up on her a few days ago, she even has her own mobile app (lol?), merch -- she built an entire brand with the exposure she wandered into as LawTube became a thing. Nick had all the same opportunities, but instead he decided he'd just drink more booze, descend into utter degeneracy, and do a few really horrible interviews with the vestiges of his success.

Btw, Emily Baker has two kids who are too young to drive, a practicing doctor husband, and she still mysteriously finds a way to cover trials on a regular basis. Just kidding - it’s not mysterious at all - she just treats it like her full-time job bc it IS her full-time job.

 

[keke]

Rekieta treated his job like going shopping for clothes with the wife.

Funny you mention this, because Nick actually has talked some on this. Specifically buying “Lady Rackets” dresses, which he recently discussed after their coke induced weight-loss but has also mentioned often in the past. He claims to enjoy this, because she’s just petite and looks so good. He’s pulled up pictures of her on stream and literally grunted at how hot he says she is.

It’s funny, the image he laid out even years ago… yet will also talk about her “destroyed body” after children, the plastic surgery she’s had, push until she suggests to open up the relationship because that’s clearly what he’s heavily hinting at in his stream content. Every now and then it’s worth remembering how much of a lying narcissis he truly is. The dishonesty was constant even before people cottoned on. It still catches me by surprise how much he disgusts me now.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think Nick abandoned Lawtube because the other lawyers were onto him about being a "nonpracticing lawyer" and he didn't want his inexperience publicly exposed. He tried to convert to a lifestyle channel, but nobody wanted to watch that.

Yes and Nick doesn't compete. In fact, everyone leaves him and not the other way around. I don't think that many people cared he was non-practicing. They just wanted something to listen to in the background. If it is lawyers watching lawyers, there are far better channels out there for that.

He could have hired smart people to cover for his lack of knowledge if he had cut them in for a portion of the profits. That is what smart people do: hire people to do what they cannot. There was no need to expose his ignorance; just bring in special 'guest experts' for each trial.

e is being shamed via religious evangelical "forgiveness." Someone is doing a deep dive into the new "summer" church he says he's now attending.

@Balldo's Gate , I've long suspected you are approximately local. Feel free to look up Open Church and do your thing. It's not hard to triangulate that Nick is there. The pastor is trying SO HARD.

Between Pastors Kevin Melin and Steve Bakke, it's pretty on point (New London and Spicer are both in play for Open Church). Bakke discussed David, Abigail (in which Nick later rebelled against post-arrest in his bible reading), and a lot more about what forgiveness and taking responsibility looks like for Christianity.

He, Bakke, also shamed his (large) congregation into NOT shaming the shamed. It's not what Christianity is about , etc.

Edit: Bakke discussed drugs, speeding tickets, and infidelity in one sermon.

Cynthia, this is what? Your fourth account? When will you learn that the Farms is not your personal army. If YOU want to dig into it, do it yourself! What is this fascination with getting others to do your work for you?

I agree, it's extremely weird for a married father to be doing this shit. It's not even like he was a guy with a pre-existing horny gimmick who then became a father and had to keep doing it to provide, he was already a father waaaaay before he was ever online, and his brand was originally kinda counter-horny. He pivoted to this weird horny shit at the expense of both his brand and his family.

It's also extremely fucked up to renegotiate the marriage like they did, and to restructure the family like they did. Did they ask the kids if they wanted Aaron and April in the house full time? Marriage and kids are both agreements that come with responsibilities and requirements. You can't switch up the game on someone you made an agreement with, and you gotta wait till the kids have left home if you want live-in fuckbuddies.

And all of us who told him that publicly and privately were told to sod off.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Cynthia, this is what? Your fourth account? When will you learn that the Farms is not your personal army. If YOU want to dig into it, do it yourself! What is this fascination with getting others to do your work for you?

It might be more than four. I don't think it was ever said for certain whether these were Cy[THE DEMON] or the other hoe.

Okay, so the following users are the same person:

• @JudyGemstone
• @Geared Chris
• @Romy Behave
• @Lumber Licker
• @Kurt's Depression
• @MontaShaft

I can't make a determination if this person is also @Cynthia Behave but what information I have available does not contradict it.

In the future, new users joining for this thread and trying to shit it up should be ignored and reported instead of given attention. This is clearly a mentally unwell person who will become a persistent nuisance user that ban evades continually. The only effective way to deal with them is for the users of their target area to ignore them.

I do think it's funny that this new May 2024 account speaks the exact same way as the og one, even down to using the same phrases. The worst OPSEC of all time.

Is this what being musty feels like?