Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

the memes are quickly becoming boomer-tier

I agree, i'm trying to squeeze out funnies but there are no funnies left in me. Time for a break.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

So the consensus here is that Nick hasn’t really gotten the wake up call, and is still running the qvover just minus the kids, and Aaron correct?

Nick still thinks he hasn't done anything wrong and that it was the Scandinavian Prudes fault that his life is a disaster. His narcissistic break from reality is complete and he will likely never recover.

I can't wait for the trial.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I leave the thread for a few days and it devolves in this. Christ have mercy.

Yes, this thread has proven time and time again that Nick Rekieta haters are some of the dumbest and most disingenuous retards on the internet. This is the Nick Rekieta appreciation thread for Rekieta Law fans. The only reason why it seems so negative right now is because almost everyone migrated to the "MNPublicRecords CHIPS file on Rekieta's 9-year-old testing positive for cocaine" thread. The Locals 5k gift is currently in production. The new studio looks epic and huge. All the polycule seem happy to be working together. It's going to be great. Rage Twig's Bible Studies wrapped yesterday and it seems to have won over the Rumble execs who were on the fence. Season 2 confirmed. Nick barely even tried during that production and still took a huge W.

Really bad day to be a Nick Rekieta hater.

Spoiler: Original source

Yes, this thread has proven time and time again that Sam Hyde haters are some of the dumbest and most disingenuous retards on the internet. This is the Sam Hyde appreciation thread for MDE fans. The only reason why it seems so negative right now is because almost everyone migrated to the Fish Tank thread. WP2 is currently in production. The set designs look epic and huge. All the crew seem happy to be working together. It's going to be great. Fish Tank wrapped yesterday and it seems to have won over the people who were on the fence. Season 2 confirmed. Sam barely even tried during that production and still took a huge W.

Really bad day to be a Sam Hyde hater.

 

[datura_binge]

I used to watch his streams almost every day he had them back in 2019 during the Vic case, and it appeared like he cared about putting on a show ("For the fans"). He gave up on that really quickly.

As to why I stopped watching, for me it was simple: I was sick of him spending the majority of the stream bitching about his personal life and trying to make himself the subject of the streams, while he became increasingly incompetent at running a stream and seemed like he was actively avoiding to put any effort in (like getting documents ready). And his excuses for doing the bare minimum when he wasn't (later confirmed) to be actively avoiding were weak cuck horseshit.

And then it got worse when he decided to focus on his sex life and relationship advice that nobody asked for (two of the people he's claimed to help have divorced, btw).

And then it got worserer (that's my word, deal with it) when he literally told people who wanted law content to fuck off for being faggots.

I'd tuned out long before that step but that just made my clean break even easier. Everything I've seen from him after around November 2022 has been from here.

How dare I want quality content? Lmao

Tbh almost as soon as he began opening the streams by reading superchats, he would do the following every stream:

1. Start way late.
2. Spend literally a fucking hour reading superchats.
3. All the superchats he read were depressing as fuck and "toasts" to peoples dead dads or dead pets.

That was a slog. Then the personal life shit was in there and he was constantly bitching about the stream software not working when it was working for literally everybody else. The nail in the coffin was his alcoholism which was readily apparent even during the earlier days because he would knock those fucking toasts out back to back to back to back and he fuckin loved it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yes, this thread has proven time and time again that Nick Rekieta haters are some of the dumbest and most disingenuous retards on the internet. This is the Nick Rekieta appreciation thread for Rekieta Law fans. The only reason why it seems so negative right now is because almost everyone migrated to the "MNPublicRecords CHIPS file on Rekieta's 9-year-old testing positive for cocaine" thread. The Locals 5k gift is currently in production. The new studio looks epic and huge. All the polycule seem happy to be working together. It's going to be great. Rage Twig's Bible Studies wrapped yesterday and it seems to have won over the Rumble execs who were on the fence. Season 2 confirmed. Nick barely even tried during that production and still took a huge W.

Really bad day to be a Nick Rekieta hater.

I appreciate the fact that Nick should have several awards this year for his antics. This has been more entertaining than his Greer/ Kiwifarms/ Vic shows.

 

[AnotherPleb]

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6/23/2024 - Casino teases supposed upcoming Rekieta bombshell to be released in next few days according to alleged source close to the situation.

I hope the delay is because this is gay ops that they aren't biting on.

The most annoying thing about this saga is that the scoop is being kept secret because it's supposed to be exclusive, but something being non-exclusive has never stopped the drama channels before

Considering that Rekeita's family might be involved (because let's face it, it's hard to be even more disappointed if it's Nick alone) I'd rather that they don't release it too early.

 

[Swole McPole]

He did not treat his fucking job like a job; he treated it like a hobby.

Most men are obsessive and enthusiastic about their hobbies. They tend to plough inordinate amounts of time and resources into them. Look at those guys who collect old cars and build enormous buildings to house their collections of rusting junk.

Rekieta treated his job like going shopping for clothes with the wife. You *really* don't want to do it. It's boring as shit. And if you can find an excuse to get out of it, you're going to take a shot at getting out of it -- regardless of how thin and implausible the excuse might be.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's antagonistic and defiant and is framing being apologetic as just image management. He 100% has not gotten a wakeup call and with his personality and his apparent inability to understand second order consequences anymore, then he probably never will.

what gets me is hes doing the opposite of sound image control. instead of trying to look more innocent or wholesome hes instead more worried about being tied down by and escaping the image of a wholesome family lawyer even further. no one even thinks of him that way anymore he really just wants to have retroactively always have been this pitiful ethan ralph degen figure. hes a complete poser, even ralph was smart enough to at least put a meager effort in trying to convince people and the court he wasnt the pig he was. nick is a tapeworm hanging on his ass. which funnily enough means ralph was actually right when he said he made nick. nicks envy of ralph crafted his entire personality.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick wants total, absolute freedom from any obligations social or otherwise.

It takes an absolute fool like Nick to think "freedom" consists of becoming a pathetic addict sex pervert, that is to say, to be a slave to his vilest animal instincts, no longer even resembling a human being.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

the memes are quickly becoming boomer-tier

I'll take boomer edits over page after page of unfunny AI shit any day

 

[StMaryPiper]

I'll take boomer edits over page after page of unfunny AI shit any day

How about a shitty boomer meme edit created by Ai?

 

[Law]

Rekieta treated his job like going shopping for clothes with the wife. You *really* don't want to do it.

Well, if he refused to ever buy clothes, that could explain all the nudity. . .

nicks envy of ralph crafted his entire personality.

I am baffled that anyone could look at Ethan Ralph and experience envy.

 

[RodgerDodger]

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I'm thinking Law & Crime livestreaming the Nick Rekeita trial to better numbers than Nick got doing Depp and Rittenhouse would be the ultimate evidence of Karma.

 

[anionfarflung]

It's why he spends entire streams doing stand-up routines, he's never realized he was riding shotgun to trials / internet lolsuits

Nick was legitimately talented and entertaining (at least to a lot of us) when he was the icing on a well-chosen-topic cake. He didn't have enough talent to make an entertaining show out of the almost nothing of his own self, however.

I'd pick that old Nick over Emily D. Baker anytime. In fact, I don't watch her still. But critics are right that she's made a better career out of it by doing the right things to make it work.

Edit: when he was more sober, of course.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nick was legitimately talented and entertaining (at least to a lot of us) when he was the icing on a well-chosen-topic cake. He didn't have enough talent to make an entertaining show out of the almost nothing of his own self, however.

A lot of his solo shows in 2019-20 were pretty funny. I feel he had a lot more enthusiasm back then even when he was doing proto-Trump and gunz streams (which were at least decent background noise). And some nights he'd have a hilarious/bizarre news story or update in the Vic case and it would be great entertainment. Not that any of that has held up since late 2022 when I learned the real Nick is a vindictive hypocritical pervert, but back in the day it was decent.

If there was a problem, it's that he made it too much about himself. There wasn't much interesting about Nick before he degenerated into an alcoholic sex pest junkie and we could speculate about the details.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Rekieta treated his job like going shopping for clothes with the wife. You *really* don't want to do it. It's boring as shit. And if you can find an excuse to get out of it, you're going to take a shot at getting out of it -- regardless of how thin and implausible the excuse might be.

I think thats why he began to hate streaming. It became a job and just not fun streaming bullshit.

 

[3MMA]

Maybe we should dig up previous smugnicks from the past because they're all hilarious in retrospect.

Smug Return:

From his first appearance after the arrest.

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Skelly Wiggle:

Nicks poor imitation of a Gunt Shuffle or Shimmy. Clearly his crack hoes told him he “looks so hawt in dat tank.” The qover girls were lying to this cracked out faildad in a cuck tank, fagin’ it up.

He could have been the face of LawTube.

Based on an El Greco painting, this is titled:
Nose Crucified with Shitty Chinese Tattoo in the Background

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I think Nick abandoned Lawtube because the other lawyers were onto him about being a "nonpracticing lawyer" and he didn't want his inexperience publicly exposed. He tried to convert to a lifestyle channel, but nobody wanted to watch that.

 

[mailfrawd]

I'd pick that old Nick over Emily D. Baker anytime. In fact, I don't watch her still. But critics are right that she's made a better career out of it by doing the right things to make it work.

I checked up on her a few days ago, she even has her own mobile app (lol?), merch -- she built an entire brand with the exposure she wandered into as LawTube became a thing. Nick had all the same opportunities, but instead he decided he'd just drink more booze, descend into utter degeneracy, and do a few really horrible interviews with the vestiges of his success.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He could have EASILY had his cake and eaten it too - not cover trials he wasn’t interested in and watch his wife fuck black guys - by saying “I don’t really like these trials so go watch Joe instead, when something crazy pops off I’ll get the band back together but until then I’m gonna go spend this Depp money in Jamaica” instead of “this was never a law channel, incel prude. unsubscribe and never return. your life is coming to an end”

But this would have required him to
1. Not antagonize people for no reason or personal benefit, and
2. Do his fucking job

There’s just no helping Nick. He was born to be a lolcow.

You're right, he could pick and choose which trial to do. A week or two of 9-5 work every 3 months.

And that was too much to ask. The Karen Read Trial went 30 days. He would have made a fucking killing on it.