Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Has anyone backed up LegalMinset’s “Rekieta’s Best Defense” stream?
I just rewatched all of it and it’s even worse than I remembered. Guy is straight up crayon munching levels of smooth brained with his takes while he sucks Barnes off as “the only person in all of Lawtube giving good coverage” and how anyone who doesn’t understand why the gun charge is against the second amendment is “low IQ” and should “watch more red meat drama channels.”
I don’t think a single person in the baldo defense squad has backtracked harder and faster than Legal Mindset and I honestly believe that clips of his Rekieta defense are so embarrassing at this point that they should be hung over his head forever.
I just don’t know how to download the entire 4 hour stream without screen recording it

I was going to recommend PreserveTube (or rather, I did and deleted the post), but apparently it has a 180 minute limit. YT-DLP seems to be working to download it on my system; there's no chance in Hell I'd be able to upload it anytime soon though.

 

[Lemondale]

did nick od? hes not posting or streaming anymore.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Has anyone backed up LegalMinset’s “Rekieta’s Best Defense” stream?
I just rewatched all of it and it’s even worse than I remembered. Guy is straight up crayon munching levels of smooth brained with his takes while he sucks Barnes off as “the only person in all of Lawtube giving good coverage” and how anyone who doesn’t understand why the gun charge is against the second amendment is “low IQ” and should “watch more red meat drama channels.”
I don’t think a single person in the baldo defense squad has backtracked harder and faster than Legal Mindset and I honestly believe that clips of his Rekieta defense are so embarrassing at this point that they should be hung over his head forever.
I just don’t know how to download the entire 4 hour stream without screen recording it

I was going to recommend PreserveTube (or rather, I did and deleted the post), but apparently it has a 180 minute limit.

The Freetube application (YouTube client for the desktop with best plugins built-in) has a downloader.

Or this has also worked for me in a pinch:
https://en-y2mate.com/

 

[Beavis]

did nick od? hes not posting or streaming anymore.

He gets dragged any time he posts on Twitter and no one wants to hear him talk about anything other than his case.

 

[Peace Through Power]

How so many discussions at this thread go to foreskin eventually? Am I (((noticing))) something?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Smug Return:
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From his first appearance after the arrest.

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Skelly Wiggle:
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Nicks poor imitation of a Gunt Shuffle or Shimmy. Clearly his crack hoes told him he “looks so hawt in dat tank.” The qover girls were lying to this cracked out faildad in a cuck tank, fagin’ it up.

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Based on an El Greco painting, this is titled:
Nose Crucified with Shitty Chinese Tattoo in the Background

One of the funniest things about Balldo is how shit a liar he is.
His tells are like neon billboards. The more smug he acts about something, the more incandescent the level of seeth.
He tries to put on this act but his brain is so pickled with shitty overpriced booze that he doesn't even realize how transparent he is.
Smug Nick is the best Nick. Its how you can tell he's been boiling in his own piss for hours trying to think of a "clever" and WIERD AND FUNNY way to tell everyone how not bothered by things he is.

 

[AnOminous]

Its how you can tell he's been boiling in his own piss for hours trying to think of a "clever" and WIERD AND FUNNY way to tell everyone how not bothered by things he is.

And he doesn't realize after he delivers his faggy little zingers that everyone is laughing at him when he makes that smug fuckface expression like he just made some score instead of just looking like a gigantic faggot yet another time.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I always wondered what the King wanted with all those foreskins.
Was he making the worlds most unpleasant rug?
Judea had no refrigeration tech, and it gets fucking hot there.
That sack of foreskins will have been ripe by the time David got them back to the King.
Seriously, what was he doing with all those foreskins?
Making facecream?

Jews don’t have foreskins, philistines do. It was a way of keeping a kill count and making sure David didn’t fudge the numbers with his own men.

I said this months ago when Nick thought the story was funny. It’s like collecting injun ears back during the Indian Wars certain keloid scaring would be found on certain tribes that you could not fake.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Has anyone backed up LegalMinset’s “Rekieta’s Best Defense” stream?
I just rewatched all of it and it’s even worse than I remembered. Guy is straight up crayon munching levels of smooth brained with his takes while he sucks Barnes off as “the only person in all of Lawtube giving good coverage” and how anyone who doesn’t understand why the gun charge is against the second amendment is “low IQ” and should “watch more red meat drama channels.”
I don’t think a single person in the baldo defense squad has backtracked harder and faster than Legal Mindset and I honestly believe that clips of his Rekieta defense are so embarrassing at this point that they should be hung over his head forever.
I just don’t know how to download the entire 4 hour stream without screen recording it

Lol I forgot Legal Dicksucker was initially balldoguarding and calling Barnes a genius lawyer without knowing any of the facts. He read the room and rectified his position just like that fat fuck Kurt.

 

[mailfrawd]

Has anyone backed up LegalMinset’s “Rekieta’s Best Defense” stream?
....
I just don’t know how to download the entire 4 hour stream without screen recording it

I've got a 600MB version of it locally, just need to figure out where to upload.

(anyone have a recommendation)?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I'm patiently waiting for somebody to make a Rekieta RPG game in RPG Maker, and do it in the style of Chrono Trigger. It can be done, we just need somebody with the correct kind of autism and obsession to get the job done.

Start by making good names for the parody then. Here's a few I thought of randomly:
Degenerate's Dungeon The Balldo reads a most degenerate passage
Minnesota Gay Swinger - Rekieta
Montygraph's Minnesota Balldo Nemesis
Balldo Tri-gay
Enter the Dungeon
Dude Sex - Ingested Coke
Mortal Coombat
Kings of Coke Flu
Twist of the Torsioned Testicle
The King of Faggots
Crouching Balldo, hidden Cuckhold
Chambers of Balldo
Mount and Twist - Balldolord
Age of Cuckholdry
Twist Out
Street Fucker
Fatal Fuckers- King of Swingers
Swinger Showdown
Coomer Instinct
You-Gay-Oh
Bushido Balldo
Swinger Showdown II
Super Swinger Bros (Ft. Drexel)
Parasite Nose
Total Degeneracy - Spicer
Swinger Goon
Minnesota Gooner April Imholte
Gayhu Project - Immaterial and missing testicles
Coom-in & Coked her
Nil: Responsibility

Edit forgot a few:
Montygraph's Revenge
Ass Attorney, Spirit of Cokeholdry
Swinger Dungeon: Spicer 24'
Men of War: Red Nose
Swinger Hunter IV: Women of the Kandiyohi

 

[200MB]

I doubt she's even in the house anymore. With April found on hot mic, the kids being out of the house and Nick hinting at his legal strategy being to throw Qayla under the bus I just can't see her still being there. I could be wrong, just the feeling I get.

Nick references the presence of a third person during the hot mic incident.

Nick: "Fuck I didn't bring the fan mail down."
April: *unintelligible*
Nick: "Can you go ask..."
April: "What?"
Nick: "Uhh I-I have a- oh wait I hid it somewhere in here."

Spoiler: hot mic clip

Not 100% proof, but I'd put money on Kayla still being in that house.

 

[RotPockets]

I've got a 600MB version of it locally, just need to figure out where to upload.

(anyone have a recommendation)?

https://www.file.io/

They have a 2gb limit.

Alternatives:

https://ufile.io/

https://anonfile.net/

 

[AnOminous]

Tomb of Balldos

 

[mailfrawd]

https://www.file.io/

They have a 2gb limit.
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Alternatives:

https://ufile.io/

https://anonfile.net/

LegalMinset’s “Rekieta’s Best Defense” stream

https://ufile.io/4s1uctm8

i'm not registering on their gay site, so it'll disappear in 30 days. if someone else wants to host it in a more permanent manner, be my guest.

i'm also not opposed to compressing the shit out of it if need be and upload it to KF so it won't get struck, but i have no idea what the file size limit is here.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Little did we know those precious metals and gemstones in his vault were actually cocaine and guns. Too little semite, too much amerimutt.

 

[LiquidKid]

Lol I forgot Legal Dicksucker was initially balldoguarding and calling Barnes a genius lawyer without knowing any of the facts. He read the room and rectified his position just like that fat fuck Kurt.

Admittedly, unlike Kurt he didn’t pull the “I care more about my friend than the kids” and “fuck the pastor for turning in my friend” thing before crying, but he was far sleazier with how quickly he played turncoat when he realized it wasn’t gonna be as easy of a grift as his garbage VTuber coverage

 

[Sharpeteer]

Start by making good names for the parody then. Here's a few I thought of randomly

Super Rackets RPG: Legend of the Golden Balldo

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Tomb of Balldos

I couldn't think of a Tomb Raider parody but now I can think of Coom Raider, although that's more a of a Nick Fuente's parody.

Edit: Penetrated Man: The thousand year balldo / Swinger Sex

 

[Procrastinhater]

Little did we know those precious metals and gemstones in his vault were actually cocaine and guns. Too little semite, too much amerimutt.

Its a fine line.
Too little semite and theres no silver or gold in your safe.
Too much semite, and theres 10 thousand foreskins...