Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

So what are the chances of her giving up the ghost while on the operating table? I cannot even begin to imagine the calculations the anaesthetist must do, good luck to him.
He doesn't use normal anesthesia. He uses "gentle anesthesia" which seems to be the twilight type since he says they will "walk right after surgery." You get to be semi aware as they squeeze the fat out of you it seems.
 
Now it’s not one but two SUPERDUPER RARE A1+++ QUALITY OBESITY GEBES! THAT DONT EVEN HAVE NAMED! TOTES EXCLUSIVE!
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Moar extra rare special condishuns that are making her weigh as much as a manatee out of absolutely nowhere? How totally believable.

Respek to the good doctor for parting mordibly obese fools from their money; inventing new plastic surgeries for fats has got to be a lucrative game. He's never tried this on anyone near Anna's size, so this is just a really fun "popping" experience for him. His lawyers have surely written him some watertight informed consent forms for these patients - it’s a completely experimental technique.

Anna's chances of developing a deadly infection are high, between this slash-em-up technique, her terrible hygiene, and her propensity to pick any sores or scabs she gets for years on end with her filthy fingers. She's also diabetic, yeah?
 
If the max that this guy can squeeze out at one time is about 15 el bees, give or take.....what's the point? It won't even be noticeable on someone huge like Anna.

Also.....is it possible that ol' Blackie (or one of her sister varicose veins) might pop if he does some really vigorous squeezing of the candy juicy thighs?
 
If the max that this guy can squeeze out at one time is about 15 el bees, give or take.....what's the point? It won't even be noticeable on someone huge like Anna.

Also.....is it possible that ol' Blackie (or one of her sister varicose veins) might pop if he does some really vigorous squeezing of the candy juicy thighs?
Of course she's prioritising this surgery over the varicose vein removal.
 
He doesn't use normal anesthesia. He uses "gentle anesthesia" which seems to be the twilight type since he says they will "walk right after surgery." You get to be semi aware as they squeeze the fat out of you it seems.
Twilight sedation has the patient just asleep, with an added chemical to wipe the memory. The anaesthetist just leaves the patient able to respond to the surgeons instructions (eg to roll to one side). You shouldn’t be “aware” of anything. Because there is no intubation with twilight sedation (aka conscious sedation), Anna’s sleep aponea could be a contra-indication for her having this kind of anaesthesia. This kind of surgery is not going to be the magic solution she thinks it will.
 
She's also diabetic, yeah?

Heavens, no! Candidly, Anna has assured us repeatedly that she is not even the tiniest bit diabetic. Her bloodwork is pristine, thankyouverymuch. Even her chronic inflammatory conditions are caused by genetics alone, you see, and this is reflected in her very perfect bloodwork that shows not even the tiniest trace of diabetes! She's big but hulthy, as fellow fatty Amber once proclaimed.

Or that's what this Starbucks-guzzling giantess has told us repeatedly. I'm sure that the 600+ pound hairy eatbeast with inflamed skin sores that never heal wouldn't lie, right?
 
So much to unpack and speculate here. We have seen that her visits with dad and stepmom dwindle from a few times a year to once a year at most. The last time I thought her dad was really involved with her was when she bought the house. I think he was really trying to help and guide and I wonder if they had a falling out after she wasn't able to be a homeowner, even one with every financial advantage to not worry about the little (and big) things that stress homeowners.
When was Anna’s infamous “abuse” video? I think it was January 2022. She’d been in the house for about six months, got through the holidays, only to release this very dramatic, very accusatory video with her blubbering about how she grew up in an abusive home.

I’ve always thought that video was meant as a message to her immediate family in response to something that happened over that holidays. It was so pointed and so histrionic, it could only bloom from a narc injury.

The thing I wonder about is if Anna’s dad has accepted that he’s going to lose a third family member to obesity and has acted accordingly. Maybe he recognizes Anna’s personality disorder and limits their time together, who knows? Whatever it is, Anna is completely oblivious to it.
It sounds like this surgery is something you NEED family for. If not family, then at least some friends that are willing to help you out for a while. Anna doesn't have any of that so is she going to go to some sort of in patient recovery facility? I cannot possibly imagine Anna slumming it with choco milk and microwaved tater tots and no access to any of her blinkies after surgery.
If she gets this quack’s concierge package, she’ll be in a hotel with her care and wants catered to by a full-time staff.
 
Anna's new, unethical Dr Fat Popper got me thinking about the based Dr. Scumpia, the endocrinologist Anna went to last year, when she started going to various doctors for all her condinshuns. Anna got majorly pissed and immediately stopped dropped Dr. Scumpia, because this doctor is extremely direct and candidly told Anna she is diabetic and needs to lose weight. So Anna probably skimmed one of those FA-friendly doctor lists, and went shopping, one of her favorite things to do.

A quack performing experimental surgery he came up with on high risk patients? Sounds great! Following advice and treatment from a highly educated and experienced, top in her field, physician? Fuck that!

It's funny even now reading recent reviews on Dr. Scumpia, lots of Rascal owners complaining about her bedside manner and how much of a fatty hating shitlord she is.


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She's getting surgery in SIX days? From when? Isn't she in NYC right now and Dr Fat Popper is in CA? Omg. This is actually really concerning. All the flying she's been doing recently is already putting her at high risk for DVT, now sketchy surgery on top of it.

LOL at her trying to muster up some fake tears, though.
 
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I'M HAVING SURGERY​



Blames wegovy for not losing weight.
This is the craziest... I don't even know what, you'll ever see.
Do watch.



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There aftercare instructions are hilarious there is no informed consent with this doctor.

Though she has been supposed to be wearing compression garments for at least a few weeks before this and she has not.

"Dr. Jaime Schwartz uses TIVA-assisted (Total Intravenous Anesthesia) lipedema surgery, which is akin to localized anesthesia, except the patient is asleep during the duration of the procedure and breathing on their own. TIVA ensures a speedier recovery process without the common, adverse effects of anesthesia, making the road to recovery a lot less bumpy."
 
She's getting surgery in SIX days? From when? Isn't she in NYC right now and Dr Fat Popper is in CA? Omg. This is actually really concerning. All the flying she's been doing recently is already putting her at high risk for DVT, now sketchy surgery on top of it.
Have we seen Alex have any surgery before? I wonder if she realises just how painful those incisions will be. Surely she realises his minimally invasive surgery involves some very serious cutting. In her position I would be terrified going into a surgery like that without having seriously tried everything else first. Even more so given she has no home support.

This surgeon is laying it on thick to get these obese women under his scalpel.
Most of these women will tell you they have tried dieting their entire lives and some have even had gastric bypass surgery to no avail. The main reason is that they have been misdiagnosed as obese and not properly diagnosed with lipedema.
No wonder Anna thinks this is going to be her saving grace.
LOL at her trying to muster up some fake tears, though.
They won’t be fake after the surgery. Anna is a “princess”. She’s not going to cope well with the pain from the incisions, the bruising, or even the compression garments she’ll be required to wear. Can’t wait!
 
"wegovy made me hungry"

Put that on her fucking tombstone! Video is a must watch. We have achieved levels of milk not achieved in a few years with Anna. LFG.

"I wake up every day in pain, I'm trying to smile through it but I can't, with my creative partner [lol] Jon I keep apologizing for being so slow [cries more] all the time. All the things I fought for were ripped away from me".

She shot this mess in her comped Manhattan hotel room after cancelling the theatre it appears. Oh the irony. This is x-mas, your b-day and opening day of your favorite sport all rolled into one. Godspeed Anna you amazing fucking deathfat cow.
 
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With people like this, when the doctor sits them down and says the harsh legal disclaimers, instead of any actual thinking going on in their heads, they just get really stubborn and dig in their heels without asking questions or introspection about if it's a good idea. They use it as an opportunity to show how "fierce" they are, basically.

The doctor will go "There is risk of stroke, stopping breathing, you might die, do you understand?" And she'll just put on her best Brave Confident Boss Woman voice to say "Yes, 1000% yes, oh yes I fully understand and I'm SO ready."

She is not so ready.
And by the time the doctor is asking those questions, the doctor doesn't really give a shit either- it's just about liability.
"Dr. Jaime Schwartz uses TIVA-assisted (Total Intravenous Anesthesia) lipedema surgery, which is akin to localized anesthesia, except the patient is asleep during the duration of the procedure and breathing on their own. TIVA ensures a speedier recovery process without the common, adverse effects of anesthesia, making the road to recovery a lot less bumpy."
They're claiming their Total Intravenous Anesthesia somehow avoids the common adverse effects of anesthesia? From what I understand they're comparing some form of twilight sedation towards total anesthesia, but it's still.... kinda misleading imo....

This medical arc and the pivot to being "chronically ill" is hitting so much harder and faster than I thought. If these surgeries were magic perfect successes, Anna would be a skinny kween, right? And she wouldn't need to brand herself as chronically ill, she'd say she was on a glow-up journey or something. I think she knows there's a high risk that she'll get fucked up in one way or another. That the recovery will be bad or she might have complications.

Or maybe she literally thinks that she's going to just repeatedly get her fat squeezed out of her for the rest of her life. Obviously it's physically impossible for her to life a lifestyle that doesn't involve eating thousands of excess calories per day, and so she thinks the way to not become a bedbound whale is to have repeated surgery. I am sure it does not work like that, but I could see Anna believing she can live like that in the same way she obviously thought her choice of housing would turn her into a certain type of person.
 
IDK, it seems like she's doing this quickly before she changes her mind.

It's like there's a little voice in her head telling her "this is fucking nuts", and she's trying to squelch it down.

That little voice of course has been with her on her entire "journ-eee". It was loudest when she started her blog but it's been with her like a pilot light the entire time. She knows she drinks and eats 5k calories a day. That voice tells her. But Anna is a deathfat, and deathfats would rather die than listen to that voice. This is so fucking exciting. I hope she does it.
 
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