Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I'M HAVING SURGERY​



Blames wegovy for not losing weight.
This is the craziest... I don't even know what, you'll ever see.
Do watch.



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This crazy bitch really believes all the fat in her body is "Lipedema"?
Let's just cut the fat off, like Alex cut her fupa off.
STOP EATING ANNA!!!!
Or just cut the fat off and open a soap factory... who cares.
 

I'M HAVING SURGERY​



Blames wegovy for not losing weight.
This is the craziest... I don't even know what, you'll ever see.
Do watch.



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Things have escalated quickly. A few quotes from the video
I know sharing this I’m going to get shredded online

I was eating an 1800 to 2000 calories a day and training for my 5k

Every single doctor said the same thing which was that I was very close to losing mobility. Which was extremely shocking to me because I felt great! I didn’t have pain. My inflammation was under control.

I have a high pain tolerance, that is just a symptom of the life I’ve lived.

The past 2 years movement has become a huge part of my life and a huge part of my joy … and it feels like someone has just ripped that out of my hands.

I KNOW that surgery is the right option, but I am so afraid that it won’t solve the problem

When you feel like your body is fighting you, see somebody about it. And dont just see like a random person on the internet, see a doctor!

You cannot … just magically eat well and exercise it [lipedema] away. I am living proof of that. I think there are some very special people where that works… i have done everything right and it’s not worked
 
My YouTube is usually free from cows, so I was shocked when Anna’s video was served to me. But I couldn’t resist.

A few things I noticed:

It took her quite a few minutes to squeeze out an actual tear, despite her sniffling and wiping her eyes from the beginning.

She’s unbelievably fake and dramatic and it’s very funny.

Her doctors have been telling her she’s close to immobility, but her Apple Watch tells her she walks 5 miles a day.

It’s not her fault.

She’s felt good and had no pain, until she decided she had lipidema and now she has pain but she still walks 3 miles a day and doesn’t have pain, except she has ankle and shoulder pain.

It’s not her fault.

She eats 1800 calories a day. That means all those things we saw her eat, like giant sugar characters, Starbucks drinks, Disney snacks, that’s all she had that day.

Wegovy was keeping the pain away and making her strong. Now that she stopped it, she’s so weak guys. And so afraid all her hard work is for nothing.

She lost 100 lbs. (and gained 150 back; didn’t say that part but her stomach bouncing proved it.)

She’s such an inspiration to go through this, and you should admire her bravery.

…Because…

It isn’t her fault.

She’s either deleting comments or everybody is as delusional as she is. It was all I could to to stop myself from saying “good job getting out there” but I know I’d have been blocked. No use.

I hope she’s made plans for Data. Even if she survives, she’s not going to follow aftercare and wrap herself the way she should, and we’ll see her knees sag.
 
Things have escalated quickly. A few quotes from the video
Winner. All just draw droppingly stupid things to say.

One more she said:

"I had a lot more pain after the training and 5k".

No, fucking, shit! Runlab should be ashamed of themselves. She also mentioned runlab told her (and who knows if she's reliable but maybe she is) that locking out her knees when she walked was her primary source of pain and problem. Yea, that and physics and human anatomy. I hope those trainers at runlab are ashamed. It's one thing to be a cow, another to be a licensed pro and going along with that shit.

But wait, so is this "doctor" and "surgeon".

Whole world shines shit and calls it gold. Anna's fatass chief among them. She has no idea what she's getting herself into, but she has lost her mind slowly and now all at once.
 
If these surgeries were magic perfect successes, Anna would be a skinny kween, right?
The way she started this video it sounds like she does think she’ll be a skinny queen after this surgery, otherwise why think she’ll get push back from her community, in her words “shredded on-line”. It would have been wiser for her to wait until after surgery to make this video. I’m highly doubtful she’s having a few pounds of fat massaged out. At her size that will make no difference to either her looks or her pain levels. I suspect it will be a much larger more invasive procedure than the gentle massage described on his website, if it’s supposed to make so much difference.

I do think she really believes the crap she talks about only eating <2000 calories a day, and that her exercise is really strenuous. She’s going to be sorely (pun intended) disappointed, when she’s left a scarred up mess, and still a deathfat. If chopping out lymphadema was all it took, then why does Dr Now require such huge weightloss before he deals with it in his heavy weight patients, and I do suspect that’s the kind of radical surgery she’s going to need.

ETA: I’ll be interested to see which part of her body she’s getting hacked up first…because she will need a few surgeries to get it all. My guess is her “candy juicy thighs”, because of her talk about being able to buy properly fitting compression garments. She’ll also need abdominal surgery and her meaty arms. All should be seperate surgeries. The real question is, once she has the first surgery, will she go back for the others.
 
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See, here's the thing - I can understand why she'd actually believe she was eating <2000 calories while training.

It's because many people focus only on their meals for their caloric content. Drinks aren't counted. Snacks don't exist because their brains discount them as soon as they pass the lips. These people snack on and drink calorie-dense shit throughout the day but don't even realize that there are indeed calories affiliated with these that are counting against them.

It's /only/ the meals, and so many of these tubbos will proclaim they only eat ONE MEAL A DAY.

They don't count the snack when getting up from bed. The coffee with cream, 20 syrup shots, whipped cream and fucking sprinkles on it. The donut they had with that coffee. A package of twizzlers for the road. A bag of beef jerky in the car. Doritos picked up at the gas station. A fruity mixed drink and a sample platter with friends out in town. A bag of Funyuns on the way home. A snickers bar that'd been located in the car's center console. A large coca cola (full fat version) while out and about. Gatorade while out and about. A bag of popcorn while lounging on the couch watching television with the mandatory huffing dog, washed down with Dr. Pepper.

Oh, she had a pizza! That was dinner. And it was one meal. That 1,800 calorie pizza was all she had to eat all day. (Never mind she washed it down with a 2-liter of Mt. Dew)

At least, this is what observations in the wild and many fatty shows have shown me.
 
See, here's the thing - I can understand why she'd actually believe she was eating <2000 calories while training.

It's because many people focus only on their meals for their caloric content. Drinks aren't counted. Snacks don't exist because their brains discount them as soon as they pass the lips. These people snack on and drink calorie-dense shit throughout the day but don't even realize that there are indeed calories affiliated with these that are counting against them.

It's /only/ the meals, and so many of these tubbos will proclaim they only eat ONE MEAL A DAY.

They don't count the snack when getting up from bed. The coffee with cream, 20 syrup shots, whipped cream and fucking sprinkles on it. The donut they had with that coffee. A package of twizzlers for the road. A bag of beef jerky in the car. Doritos picked up at the gas station. A fruity mixed drink and a sample platter with friends out in town. A bag of Funyuns on the way home. A snickers bar that'd been located in the car's center console. A large coca cola (full fat version) while out and about. Gatorade while out and about. A bag of popcorn while lounging on the couch watching television with the mandatory huffing dog, washed down with Dr. Pepper.

Oh, she had a pizza! That was dinner. And it was one meal. That 1,800 calorie pizza was all she had to eat all day. (Never mind she washed it down with a 2-liter of Mt. Dew)

At least, this is what observations in the wild and many fatty shows have shown me.
anna has a body capable of hauling her 500lbs around that includes some taxed muscle mass. she says was eating 1800-2200 cals and stalled out. bullshit. She is the ultimate secret eater. she wants to be brave show that shit. she eats and drinks for three every day.
 
I get that it can be difficult for fatties to lose weight. From what I’ve been told, by medfag friends, excessive fat becomes sort of like another organ & the body adjusts, hormonally, making it difficult to lose weight, much less sustain weight loss.

THAT SAID, Anna takes no accountability for herself or her body. A healthy thing she could do is address the root cause of her pain, namely her addictions — to food, to sugar, to booze, etc.!

Alas, if she were to do that, she would not be a cow. So I’m not going to tear her to shreds, I’m going to rejoice bc the next installment of Glitter & Lazers is gonna be milky as fuck!
 
This bitch...

"I was eating 1800 calories a day and not losing"

"Walking 5-6 miles a day was pretty normal"

She needs to think about checking herself into NASA headquarters because Anna is SUCH a type A that she has created her own energy source. There's no way she can weigh what she does, eat what she claims to eat and "run" /walk what she claims to and not have lost well over 100lbs in the last year. Her snacks alone on the recent cruises would have been well over 2000 calories.

Who does she think she's kidding? She's a walking (barely) excuse for other fatties who have tried everything, except not eating as much and exercising regularly.

It's a total pity party where she's trying desperately to get ass pats from every section of her fan base. I wonder how many takes it took her to make those tears look realistic?
 
I was eating an 1800 to 2000 calories a day and training for my 5k
Every time she showed herself cooking some cheesy monstrosity, it was 1500cal minimum, like the snackle box or the "keetch". Every time she ate out at a restaurant, it was the worst option possible. IIRC someone did the math and she'd need to eat 5000cal to maintain her girth. I really wonder how much she spends on food (and alcohol) in a year to maintain her 'changing body'.
 
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They're claiming their Total Intravenous Anesthesia somehow avoids the common adverse effects of anesthesia? From what I understand they're comparing some form of twilight sedation towards total anesthesia, but it's still.... kinda misleading imo....
So other twilight sedation techniques aren't as intravenous as this one. Totally new invention in the medical field!
Impressive.

THAT SAID, Anna takes no accountability for herself or her body. A healthy thing she could do is address the root cause of her pain, namely her addictions — to food, to sugar, to booze, etc.!
She goes to a doctor specialising in "obesity related illnesses" to cure one of her "obesity related illnesses".
The obesity itself isn't being treated. She'd need another specialist for that, but this way she can stay in denial about her main "chronic illness".

She likes things she can buy (hauls) or put into her body (food/booze/medications), or which are being done to her (like a new hairstyle). The doctor "doing it for her" and instead of her is nothing else. She doesn't have to do anything. Maybe go back and buy the follow-up procedures.
 
The real question is, once she has the first surgery, will she go back for the others.
If they give her any good pain meds after the first surgery, yeah. The way she keeps going on about how much pain she's in, and her longstanding, unaddressed patterns of aaddict behavior, make her a screamingly obvious candidate for a painkiller addiction.
 
I know I'm repeating what everybody is saying and has said since the dawn of time but these quotes are complete insanity.
The past 2 years movement has become a huge part of my life and a huge part of my joy … and it feels like someone has just ripped that out of my hands.
Anna that someone is YOU, you daft cunt. In Anna's mind responsibility and accountability do not exist, it's never her fault.

I KNOW that surgery is the right option, but I am so afraid that it won’t solve the problem
It's really not and it'll solve fuck all but I'm excited to see what will be the outcome. If she lives she'll turn the bitching-dial up to a 110%. God help the poor unfortunate soul who will have to take care of her, I couldn't bear more than 10 minutes of her complaining about something every time she takes a breath.

I have done everything right and it’s not worked
That's because she has done every single thing wrong but she's such a spoiled narc she will never listen to anybody who criticizes her.

-5 days until the operation!
 
So stupid question, but could a surgeon just cut her leg open, scoop out the fat and close her skin back together? And leave her looking like a melting ice cream cone?
I guess I'm imagining a large layer of inert fat between muscle and skin, which isn't exactly how bodies work, and I'm kind of a tard. I also imagine that if it were that easy, that's what people would do, but could someone not tarded in the subject sperg please?
 
My YouTube is usually free from cows, so I was shocked when Anna’s video was served to me. But I couldn’t resist.

A few things I noticed:

It took her quite a few minutes to squeeze out an actual tear, despite her sniffling and wiping her eyes from the beginning.

She’s unbelievably fake and dramatic and it’s very funny.

Her doctors have been telling her she’s close to immobility, but her Apple Watch tells her she walks 5 miles a day.

It’s not her fault.

She’s felt good and had no pain, until she decided she had lipidema and now she has pain but she still walks 3 miles a day and doesn’t have pain, except she has ankle and shoulder pain.

It’s not her fault.

She eats 1800 calories a day. That means all those things we saw her eat, like giant sugar characters, Starbucks drinks, Disney snacks, that’s all she had that day.

Wegovy was keeping the pain away and making her strong. Now that she stopped it, she’s so weak guys. And so afraid all her hard work is for nothing.

She lost 100 lbs. (and gained 150 back; didn’t say that part but her stomach bouncing proved it.)

She’s such an inspiration to go through this, and you should admire her bravery.

…Because…

It isn’t her fault.

She’s either deleting comments or everybody is as delusional as she is. It was all I could to to stop myself from saying “good job getting out there” but I know I’d have been blocked. No use.

I hope she’s made plans for Data. Even if she survives, she’s not going to follow aftercare and wrap herself the way she should, and we’ll see her knees sag.
Thanks for the recap, I tried to watch the video but couldn't stand all the drama, too much crying with no tears for me.

Cara is documenting her lipedema journey, she has had surgery, not sure if the same as Anna's, but the surgery is just the first step. Based on what Cara has shown you need to follow a daily routine, will Anna be able to do that if that means not traveling for a while? I'm not sure she's that committed, she thinks surgery will be an easy fix and she will leave the hospital looking like Eugenia Cooney.

Cara's instagram
 
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Cara is documenting her lipedema journey, she has had surgery, not sure if the same as Anna's, but the surgery is just the first step. Based on what Cara has shown you need to follow a daily routine, will Anna be able to do that if that means not traveling for a while? I'm not sure she's that committed, she thinks surgery will be an easy fix and she will leave the hospital looking like Eugenia Cooney.

Cara's instagram
I don't get this fat bitches, doing liposuction, skin removal, while still SUPER FUCKING FAT!
It seems like a new trend, wtf.
 
Sometimes I feel a pang of sympathy for Anna because it must truly be awful to live with that body and knowing you did it to yourself. Just thinking about walking with those candy juicy thighs is like a nightmare.

But then she desperately tries to squeeze out tears, talks absolute twaddle about her condishuns and titles the video all caps I’M GETTING SURGERY. any sympathy swiftly disappeared.
 
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