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- Dec 28, 2014
He should get a polyester leisure suit.Look at that pedostache! Get Austin some 60s or 70s outfits and he'll start looking like a cohesive human being.
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He should get a polyester leisure suit.Look at that pedostache! Get Austin some 60s or 70s outfits and he'll start looking like a cohesive human being.
Are you saying he needs new clothes? Are you tryna make him feel some kinda way about his wardrobe? Why don't you juice him a polyester leisure suit you rat. And by a polyester leisure suit I mean the money to buy a polyester leisure suit so he canHe should get a polyester leisure suit.
PhilosophymanJackAustin on one big long rant about God, aliens, conspiracy theories, hating on /r/atheism, talking about zorn, how good life is, how he's here to do good in the world, looking for the good in people, etc etc etc. I really dunno where to start to clip this, I just uploaded all of it, it's just one stream of crack conscious.I only cut out the crack break in between (and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH). The crackerooski is crispy today, niggas.
If someone wants to cut this up in smaller clips, be my guest.I really had no clue how to split this up in smaller clips, so it's just 20 mins of Austin going on unhinged rants. There's nothing interesting on the screen, he's just opening random pages and looking at a zorn star at a certain point, so Crack-o-Vision only.
"I want to see Austin talk about things besides gambling"Austin on one big long rant about God, aliens, conspiracy theories, hating on /r/atheism, talking about zorn, how good life is, how he's here to do good in the world, looking for the good in people, etc etc etc. I really dunno where to start to clip this, I just uploaded all of it, it's just one stream of crack conscious.I only cut out the crack break in between (and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH). The crackerooski is crispy today, niggas.
If someone wants to cut this up in smaller clips, be my guest.I really had no clue how to split this up in smaller clips, so it's just 20 mins of Austin going on unhinged rants. There's nothing interesting on the screen, he's just opening random pages and looking at a zorn star at a certain point, so Crack-o-Vision only.
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BMJ will change the world for the better, one coinflip and bong rip at a time.Austin on one big long rant about God, aliens, conspiracy theories, hating on /r/atheism, talking about zorn, how good life is, how he's here to do good in the world, looking for the good in people, etc etc etc. I really dunno where to start to clip this, I just uploaded all of it, it's just one stream of crack conscious.I only cut out the crack break in between (and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH). The crackerooski is crispy today, niggas.
If someone wants to cut this up in smaller clips, be my guest.I really had no clue how to split this up in smaller clips, so it's just 20 mins of Austin going on unhinged rants. There's nothing interesting on the screen, he's just opening random pages and looking at a zorn star at a certain point, so Crack-o-Vision only.
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is bossman an alien?Austin on one big long rant about God, aliens, conspiracy theories, hating on /r/atheism, talking about zorn, how good life is, how he's here to do good in the world, looking for the good in people, etc etc etc. I really dunno where to start to clip this, I just uploaded all of it, it's just one stream of crack conscious.I only cut out the crack break in between (and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH). The crackerooski is crispy today, niggas.
If someone wants to cut this up in smaller clips, be my guest.I really had no clue how to split this up in smaller clips, so it's just 20 mins of Austin going on unhinged rants. There's nothing interesting on the screen, he's just opening random pages and looking at a zorn star at a certain point, so Crack-o-Vision only.
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I want to propose something i like to call "Austin's Wager". No, its has nothing to do with that fr*nch faggot pascal you fucking rat get banned bish drop a 5 pack for an unban.Bossman on atheists:
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Option | You would have won all the money in the world | You would have lost it all | Expected value |
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Gamble all your money | Infinite Wins | Finite Outcome | Infinitely Good |
Don't gamble all you money | Infinite Losses | Finite Outcome | Infinitely Bad |
losing is half the fun.I want to propose something i like to call "Austin's Wager". No, its has nothing to do with that fr*nch faggot pascal you fucking rat get banned bish drop a 5 pack for an unban.
Option You would have won all the money in the world You would have lost it all Expected valueGamble all your money Infinite Wins Finite Outcome Infinitely Good Don't gamble all you money Infinite Losses Finite Outcome Infinitely Bad
Would you prefer infinite wins or infinite loses bros? Gamble everything today!
I'm what you call, retarded. Is there a way to see how much of this is going straight back to shuffle (or stake), or if he's transferring coin around to cash it out?
It's the tried and true socket and pen tube.weed bowl is totally broken, but Bossman provides a "solution"
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it is some type of dry pipe that he is using as his bowl/cone piece
it is comically long, and the torch even makes an appearance
edit: i THINK its some type of pipe you can slot into hand-made plastic bongs
In what way does he fuck blackjack up? (My guess is he keeps going bust by drawing cards when he shouldn't, but that's pure speculation).He probably shouldn't. He does play blackjack, extremely poorly, and you can just memorize a strategy for that.
By deviating from basic strategy. Really for each ruleset there's only one right way to do it. Online you just print out a strategy card on any number of sites like: https://www.blackjackinfo.com/blackjack-basic-strategy-engine/ instead of bothering to memorize it.In what way does he fuck blackjack up? (My guess is he keeps going bust by drawing cards when he shouldn't, but that's pure speculation).