Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 315 20.9%
  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 439 29.2%
  • < 6WK

    Votes: 218 14.5%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 532 35.4%

  • Total voters
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He should get a polyester leisure suit.
Are you saying he needs new clothes? Are you tryna make him feel some kinda way about his wardrobe? Why don't you juice him a polyester leisure suit you rat. And by a polyester leisure suit I mean the money to buy a polyester leisure suit so he can buy a polyester leisure suit go buy crack run it up and lose it all in 90 seconds
 
Austin on one big long rant about God, aliens, conspiracy theories, hating on /r/atheism, talking about zorn, how good life is, how he's here to do good in the world, looking for the good in people, etc etc etc. I really dunno where to start to clip this, I just uploaded all of it, it's just one stream of crack conscious. :story: I only cut out the crack break in between (and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH). The crackerooski is crispy today, niggas.

If someone wants to cut this up in smaller clips, be my guest. :story: I really had no clue how to split this up in smaller clips, so it's just 20 mins of Austin going on unhinged rants. There's nothing interesting on the screen, he's just opening random pages and looking at a zorn star at a certain point, so Crack-o-Vision only.

PhilosophymanJack
That stream was a trip. No man, Stonehenge is real!
 
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Austin on one big long rant about God, aliens, conspiracy theories, hating on /r/atheism, talking about zorn, how good life is, how he's here to do good in the world, looking for the good in people, etc etc etc. I really dunno where to start to clip this, I just uploaded all of it, it's just one stream of crack conscious. :story: I only cut out the crack break in between (and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH). The crackerooski is crispy today, niggas.

If someone wants to cut this up in smaller clips, be my guest. :story: I really had no clue how to split this up in smaller clips, so it's just 20 mins of Austin going on unhinged rants. There's nothing interesting on the screen, he's just opening random pages and looking at a zorn star at a certain point, so Crack-o-Vision only.

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"I want to see Austin talk about things besides gambling"
Austin talking about things besides gambling:
 
Austin on one big long rant about God, aliens, conspiracy theories, hating on /r/atheism, talking about zorn, how good life is, how he's here to do good in the world, looking for the good in people, etc etc etc. I really dunno where to start to clip this, I just uploaded all of it, it's just one stream of crack conscious. :story: I only cut out the crack break in between (and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH). The crackerooski is crispy today, niggas.

If someone wants to cut this up in smaller clips, be my guest. :story: I really had no clue how to split this up in smaller clips, so it's just 20 mins of Austin going on unhinged rants. There's nothing interesting on the screen, he's just opening random pages and looking at a zorn star at a certain point, so Crack-o-Vision only.

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BMJ will change the world for the better, one coinflip and bong rip at a time.
I'm tryna tell y'all something
 
Austin on one big long rant about God, aliens, conspiracy theories, hating on /r/atheism, talking about zorn, how good life is, how he's here to do good in the world, looking for the good in people, etc etc etc. I really dunno where to start to clip this, I just uploaded all of it, it's just one stream of crack conscious. :story: I only cut out the crack break in between (and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH). The crackerooski is crispy today, niggas.

If someone wants to cut this up in smaller clips, be my guest. :story: I really had no clue how to split this up in smaller clips, so it's just 20 mins of Austin going on unhinged rants. There's nothing interesting on the screen, he's just opening random pages and looking at a zorn star at a certain point, so Crack-o-Vision only.

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is bossman an alien?
 
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I want to propose something i like to call "Austin's Wager". No, its has nothing to do with that fr*nch faggot pascal you fucking rat get banned bish drop a 5 pack for an unban.

Option​
You would have won all the money in the world​
You would have lost it all​
Expected value​
Gamble all your moneyInfinite WinsFinite OutcomeInfinitely Good
Don't gamble all you moneyInfinite LossesFinite OutcomeInfinitely Bad


Would you prefer infinite wins or infinite loses bros? Gamble everything today!
 
I want to propose something i like to call "Austin's Wager". No, its has nothing to do with that fr*nch faggot pascal you fucking rat get banned bish drop a 5 pack for an unban.

Option​
You would have won all the money in the world​
You would have lost it all​
Expected value​
Gamble all your moneyInfinite WinsFinite OutcomeInfinitely Good
Don't gamble all you moneyInfinite LossesFinite OutcomeInfinitely Bad


Would you prefer infinite wins or infinite loses bros? Gamble everything today!
losing is half the fun.
 
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It's all gone :bossman:
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⚠️ Gambling isn't addictive. Austin is sponsored by casinos specifically because he implants the thought "we can all do it". Austin always wins because winning is inevitable. Everybody can gamble like Austin. You can gamble like Austin. Coinflip has a 1% player edge, which is as good or better than all casino games, including 'smarter' games like Blackjack. Games of chance have a clear strategy. After big wins, he is up overall. The time it takes him to get "lucky breaks" is worth it. If he had spent the time he spent gambling at a job, he would be broke. All gamblers win. There is a correct way to play. If you have an addictive personality, read this thread. Get it twisted.
 
weed bowl is totally broken, but Bossman provides a "solution"
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it is some type of dry pipe that he is using as his bowl/cone piece :lossmanjack:
it is comically long, and the torch even makes an appearance
edit: i THINK its some type of pipe you can slot into hand-made plastic bongs
It's the tried and true socket and pen tube.
 
He probably shouldn't. He does play blackjack, extremely poorly, and you can just memorize a strategy for that.
In what way does he fuck blackjack up? (My guess is he keeps going bust by drawing cards when he shouldn't, but that's pure speculation).
 
In what way does he fuck blackjack up? (My guess is he keeps going bust by drawing cards when he shouldn't, but that's pure speculation).
By deviating from basic strategy. Really for each ruleset there's only one right way to do it. Online you just print out a strategy card on any number of sites like: https://www.blackjackinfo.com/blackjack-basic-strategy-engine/ instead of bothering to memorize it.

One thing is he seems to be fond of splitting hands you shouldn't. He seems to be aware there's a right way to play (I've seen a lot worse actually) but sometimes seems oblivious to the dealers upcard or at least draws the line where you go from hitting to standing wrong.

I was considering actually watching an entire session and comparing it to basic strategy but decided that was too much autism.
 
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