Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 39.0%

  • Total voters
    364
BREAKING: PPP announced that the alleged bombshell was supposed to be released today but did not. He proclaimed it as a mere gayop from the Rekieta camp.
I think they should release whatever the "bombshell" was anyway, burning their gayopping source in the process.

I'm really curious about just what kind of unhinged shit the retards trying to fuck with them came up with, as the fanfic they spun up with would speak volumes as to their character.
 
I agree, but if you know it's fake because you personally planted the lie, Nick could have milked how these outlandish (false) claims were being made against him to tens of thousands and tried to either use it as reason to discredit everything else to his paypigs.
And that's still the absolute dumbest thing to care about at this point. He should be more concerned with not going to prison.
 
I’d love if some hero made a supercut of all the times Nick was completely oblivious to social cues on his own stream. That time he was asking the gun guys about degenerate shit and they were clearly and emphatically disgusted was hilarious. Nick just kept going, completely unaware that he wasn’t coming across as some stand-up comedian Chad.



This won’t stop his crew from claiming KF “got their shit pushed in.” That delusional YouTube guy might actually be Nick’s most trusted advisor at this point.
Nick should fire up a stream with a couple glasses of whiskey and some provogil come on Nick time for a victory lap you fooled everyone!
 
My honest belief is Kayla watched the stream, saw that he planned to throw her under the bus, and got another black eye. He doesn’t wanna show up with that on his face
It is a crack house. Black eyes crack head plans to sell a house to bring in much needed cash to the polycule (according to Aaron :optimistic: ) is standard in such environments.
And that's still the absolute dumbest thing to care about at this point. He should be more concerned with not going to prison.
He still seems more concerned with the court of public opinion than the legal courts. Which is just Nick being Nick.
 
April apparently also suggests eventually that if he just buys Nick's other house that they can work it all out. Romantically or not they can still be together.
That is… wild. Thanks for the update.
Further cult-like behavior.



The gayop failing is a satisfying conclusion to that. It means KC did try to verify it somehow and could not, so good for them.
It also means that Nick or his sycophants are out there planting even worse rumours about some aspect of the case, which is kind of shocking in itself. If it was aimed at Kayla for example, that’s definitely interesting.
 
It also means that Nick or his sycophants are out there planting even worse rumours
Could also be a lunatic from the other side. Like that TwitterIsCancer guy who always claimed to have local sources.

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Speaking of lunatics, TheChosenOnePS has announced his next stream:

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Speaking of lunatics, TheChosenOnePS has announced his next stream:

"I'm Not In a Cult - Episode IV"

I'm sure it goes without saying, but I do hope these are being downloaded.

Watching Nick's old streams that were previously good is painful, but watching old streams of people trying to deny reality after the truth is already revealed is funny.
 
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Could also be a lunatic from the other side. Like that TwitterIsCancer guy who always claimed to have local sources.

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Speaking of lunatics, TheChosenOnePS has announced his next stream:

"Seriously, the only support Nick has is Ty Beard, Dick Masterson, Vito, and Ethan Ralph."

I don't get it. This guy claims he's a balldowasher, and yet he writes things that ought to make Nick feel suicidal.
 
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She is about as likely to break with Nick as Ian is to break with Anisa.
Ok, ok, ok, but hear me out:

Ian x Kayla (sorry @Fapcop, no MILF action for you.)

InB4: "But they have no chemistry" That didn't stop Ian x Anisa, now did it?

Ian can fix her, I believe!

Translation for autists: its a joke.
 
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I bet nick will do a victory lap on this, even though it basically went half baked. No, nick, kc saying they heard something about a rumour and then saying theyll wait for it isnt hook line and sinker. Dont try it again. You flubbed twice already.
Nonsense! He got us good. Deserves a drink and a line. Go for it Nick celebrate your victory!
Out of curiosity, I actually used a burner email to try and set up a consolation with a believable story just to see what he would charge. Dude never replied.
He shills his site all the time, but ignores the potentially genuine business opportunities.
I'm not surprised. Guy is probably making more money off youtube grifting off anime and vtubers. Something Nick fucking blew big time. Better have a drink to that too Nick.
 
islam even allows for polygamy (april) and slavery (aaron)
it even has lax rules when it comes to 9 year olds. The prophet (piss be upon him) raped one 9 yo, and a different 9 yo got coked up while in nick's care. the more we think about it, the better it sounds for rekieta
 
it even has lax rules when it comes to 9 year olds. The prophet (piss be upon him) raped one 9 yo, and a different 9 yo got coked up while in nick's care. the more we think about it, the better it sounds for rekieta
The second prophet Rekieta. He will lead Allah's chosen through the white sands.,
 
I agree, but if you know it's fake because you personally planted the lie, Nick could have milked how these outlandish (false) claims were being made against him to tens of thousands and tried to either use it as reason to discredit everything else to his paypigs.
That requires work and planning. Nick will break out into hives
 
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